What should George's next job be

[ShayP]

has greeter at walmart been said yet?

I think in the other thread.  There's two of these floating around.

[Jackstar]

George can come scrub the grout around my toilet. $35 an hour and he can keep the video rights. It's a good fucking deal. Call me.

[HoaglandSucks]

He should take over for Charon as the boatman on the river Styx.  He's already doing it of sorts..instead of ferrying dead souls to Hades he ferries souls nightly into C2C which as we know has been turned into a Hades.  Instead of a coin to pay the boatman..the intellectually dead pay with the After Dark newsletter.
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[SomeVelvetMorning]

Spokesperson for the International Turmeric Association?

[Flowerpower1968]

Cleaning toilets at Interstate rest stops.  There he can chat up a storm while cleaning up after people's shit.  Because we all know he's full of it.

[maureen]

stand-in for a drug lord--- El Chapo Noory

[WhiteCrow]

Dave could be a Hoagie's Suckage Adviser

Even though Hoagie is managing to suck quite well without any help, always room for improvement.
(Smiley face, entertaining himself today)

[MABUSE]

Although I mentioned it years ago, it bears repeating:
Asshat in Chief is a calling, not a profession, thus, Bingo Caller and occasional gigolo on a geriatric single's cruise ship.
**M**

[Robert]

Is there a betting pool anywhere on how much longer he lasts w C2C?

[PB the Deplorable]

Is there a betting pool anywhere on how much longer he lasts w C2C?

I guessing forever

[Robert]

I guessing forever

He may go down w the ship, but if C2C's gone, that's not forever.

Maybe there's still an overnight market for something like that Nightcap program from 40 yrs. ago I mentioned, i.e. phone-in small talk.  If C2C xforms itself into that, Noory would easily handle it w no increase in effort.  No prep, no interview Qs, just say hello to people & talk about their bad back, sick dog, weather, & missing aunt.

[SredniVashtar]

He could do a podcast, in imitation of that paranormal show by Howard Hughes called 'The Unexplained'.

"George Noory - The Unemployed"

[MABUSE]

He could do a podcast, in imitation of that paranormal show by Howard Hughes called 'The Unexplained'.

"George Noory - The Unemployed"

Anyone using Glenn Gould as an avatar is automatically my friend!  YAY!

[lindahoweishot]

You guys got it all wrong.Using Georges natural talent for putting people to sleep,he is a natural anesthetist.A possible second job ....I mean he is putting out so much hot air that he may be the cause of global warming (which is really ironic since Porge doesn't believe its happening).Remembering when he tried to flirt with Linda Moulton Howe(my finger is in my throat) leads to his third job opportunity..international playboy or street car conductor(actually Jethro Bodine was smarter...see Beverly Hillbillies)..Lastly since listening to him is a form of torture...ISIL could hire him(or is he a secret agent?)

[lindahoweishot]

Thanks for the update, George.

Note to Premiere Radio-have ads selling Dimenhydrinate(anti nausea) to mitigate the nausea one feels from listening to Porge.