What should George's next job be

[HorrorReporter]

When he is done on Coast to Coast, should he sell shoes? Cars? Vitamins..?

Or watches?

He'd be a natural

[Morgus]

full retirement

[coaster]

He would definitely sell used cars. he already has the mustache for it.

[PB the Deplorable]

Making sandwiches for a movie film crew

[Jasmine]

Drive-thru order taker at In-N-Out Burgers.

Oh God, I'm CRAVING well done burgers like you wouldn't believe!! With ketchup, dijon mustard, onions, relish, and lots of pickles! And a thick chocolate shake, too!

[Eddie Coyle]

          Keyboards for the Grateful Dead.

         See, because they have a high mortality rate...

[texaskdog]

one of the old people who greets you at Walmart

[Tara]

With his slimy appearance, he'd make a good 1970's style "lounge lizard" in Vegas.  He's certainly got the voice, only needs the gold chains on his chest. 

[RealCool Daddio]

Always thought he looked like a member of the Moody Blues...

http://soldoutticketmarket.blogspot.com/2009/11/moody-blues-announce-2010-uk-tour.html

[Jasmine]

Or perhaps George could take over from Sally Struthers as the spokesperson for the International Correspondence School?


Sally Struthers for International Correspondence School

[PB the Deplorable]

George would enjoy euthanizing pets at a shelter

[McPhallus]

Recruiter for Primerica
Spammer
Podcaster
Customer Service Rep
Blue Shirt at Best Buy
Dating/Pickup Guru
Part-time, remote fill-in DJ for a classic rock station in Kansas

[stevesh]

Working the Dead Children beat at the Detroit News.

[aldousburbank]

Head storyteller at the school for the deaf.

[Sardondi]

...Or watches?
He'd be a natural

"Come een! We are having wonderful sale on luxurious watches! You know famous Rolodex watch, no? Yes! I have theem! But not for 10,000 US, or even 1,000! No, I have them for 100 US! Yes, the genuine Rolodex watches, very same as wear by Brad Pitt and George Clooney except less money! How can George The Watch Man be doing this, you ask? A 10,000 US watch for $100? I cut out middleman! Rolodex deals direct with George! And I pass on saving to you! So what you say? One for you and one for beautiferous wife at home, eh?.....

"Hokay, so maybe not watch - how 'bout George Clooney luxury car??"....

[mannequin]

One of those guys who demos/sells knives at the State Fair, for two reasons.

Reason 1: George is a natural. He loves to hear himself talk and is the master of rambling on with pointless drivel.
Reason 2: Sharp knives.

[preston]

A clown in front of a store handing out ballons,honking a horn

[HorrorReporter]

A clown in front of a store handing out ballons,honking a horn

[MV/Liberace!]

he should get busy making me a pizza.

[UnscreenedCaller]

George should be the guy in the zoo who gets to clean up bat shit. Cosmic justice.

[NefariousBanana]

Infomercial spokesman for sure.  You'll still see him late at night, just on TV.

[Grimace]

Infomercial spokesman for sure.  You'll still see him late at night, just on TV.

I'd have to agree, he's a natural pitchman for the goofiest fraud products out there. Look out for the former host of Coast to Coast peddling such gems as:

http://youtu.be/1nYqWkCnE_c

[ziznak]

Damn... now I wanna have a bowl movement...

[Grimace]

Of course, Noory shares the secret of how he's kept in top shape while hosting and how to really get those turmeric suppositories to swish around sufficiently in his almightily cleansed colon:

Hawaii Chair Infomercial

[Sardondi]

George's post-retirement jobs:

1) colon-detox tester;
2) artificial inseminator at industrial hog farm;
3) rabies-control officer/digestive-health researcher for Grizzly population;
4) urinal deodorant researcher

These seem to be most readily adapted to George's skills and aptitudes.

[thefamilyghost]

Greeter at Wal-Mart

[cmotors]

A bus tour guide so he can has easy access to creepily hit on the young womens, sing a few songs for everyone, and just be the star of the show. Practically a broadway on wheels!  Forget about paying attention to the sights!! Mista Noory is in da house!!! err bus!!

[HorrorReporter]

A bus tour guide so he can has easy access to creepily hit on the young womens, sing a few songs for everyone, and just be the star of the show. Practically a broadway on wheels!  Forget about paying attention to the sights!! Mista Noory is in da house!!! err bus!!

For some reason I'm picturing the bus driver who hit on Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire

[ItsOver]

Ropeless tightrope walker

[kf5iwe]

 Supreme Court Chief Justice