Art Bell

[ge30542]

rekuf, when the ivory trade was banned, I turned to importing bamboo, during which time, I established a close relationship with the Chinese community. My associate, One Hung Low, is married to a Japanese Government official, who knows Lance Ito.
His Honor has volunteered his Judicial services. Just say the word, and I'll put you in touch with him, for the trial.

[ge30542]

One Hung Low authored the Pulitzer Prize winning novel, "The Ruptured Chinaman".
(Fascinating read, I highly recommend.)

[paladin1991]

rekuf, when the ivory trade was banned, I turned to importing bamboo, during which time, I established a close relationship with the Chinese community. My associate, One Hung Low, is married to a Japanese Government official, who knows Lance Ito.
His Honor has volunteered his Judicial services. Just say the word, and I'll put you in touch with him, for the trial.

Do you think he can bring in The Dancing Ito's?

[Richard Groyper]

rekuf, when the ivory trade was banned, I turned to importing bamboo, during which time, I established a close relationship with the Chinese community. My associate, One Hung Low, is married to a Japanese Government official, who knows Lance Ito.
His Honor has volunteered his Judicial services. Just say the word, and I'll put you in touch with him, for the trial.

Yes, and thank you GE! Also, can you send some ivory too? 

[Richard Groyper]

One Hung Low authored the Pulitzer Prize winning novel, "The Ruptured Chinaman".
(Fascinating read, I highly recommend.)

You had me at Chinaman. I lied. "Hung Low" did the trick.

[akwilly]

One Hung Low authored the Pulitzer Prize winning novel, "The Ruptured Chinaman".
(Fascinating read, I highly recommend.)

I also read an interesting novel. "Bent dick" by a Mr. Completely

[ge30542]

Yes, and thank you GE! Also, can you send some ivory too?

Shipment of ivory is hung up in Africa, seems the Government is investigating a "Facebook likes"scam.
Can I intetest you in a shit-load of shark-fin soup?

[ge30542]

I also read an interesting novel. "Bent dick" by a Mr. Completely

I'm currently reading "Five Mile's to the Outhouse" by Willie Make-it, illustrations by Betty Won't.

[ge30542]

Another rising star Chinese author, penned "Spots on the Wall". His name is Who Flung Pooh.

[akwilly]

Another rising star Chinese author, penned "Spots on the Wall". His name is Who Flung Pooh.

lol

[Richard Groyper]

Shipment of ivory is hung up in Africa, seems the Government is investigating a "Facebook likes"scam.
Can I intetest you in a shit-load of shark-fin soup?

I hear the shark-fin soup will make my pee pee teepee strong. Send me all you have! Put a rush on it. Hung Low ain't got nuffin on Swings Past-Knees...

[PB the Deplorable]

At first glance; this seems funny, but on closer inspection, this is just sad. Imagine how many people are in this predicament. Then you"ll realize why there was/is so much disillusionment, anger, disgust still felt towards Art, MITD, etc. What's done is done, but Art just walking away from things he starts, doesn't mean the fallout doesn't exist.   

It's ok, he'll be back when he wants something

[norland2424]

I felt bad for the lady who won the Sirius radio on the night of the last Dark Matter broadcast.

Are we sure she even received it

[bobo17]

FOKS

if this forum does not get back to me and my impotence to the future of radio...an quickly
i will have no choice but to leave for good

you all have the power to decide this once and for all.

vote -
good responses means continue with meeting and get art back on the air
bad responses  means continue to mock me and i will leave and take art return with me

you decide
bobo

[Lilith]

FOKS

if this forum does not get back to me and my impotence to the future of radio...an quickly
i will have no choice but to leave for good

you all have the power to decide this once and for all.

vote -
good responses means continue with meeting and get art back on the air
bad responses  means continue to mock me and i will leave and take art return with me

you decide
bobo

I admire and appreciate your efforts bobo, but I don't want to hear Art back on the air, except for on a gabcast once in a while when he feels like giving us an update.

[god of thunder]

FOKS

if this forum does not get back to me and my impotence to the future of radio...an quickly
i will have no choice but to leave for good

you all have the power to decide this once and for all.

vote -
good responses means continue with meeting and get art back on the air
bad responses  means continue to mock me and i will leave and take art return with me

you decide
bobo

Hi Art! 

[ge30542]

FOKS

if this forum does not get back to me and my impotence to the future of radio...an quickly
i will have no choice but to leave for good

you all have the power to decide this once and for all.

vote -
good responses means continue with meeting and get art back on the air
bad responses  means continue to mock me and i will leave and take art return with me

you decide
bobo

Fuck you Art.

[Richard Groyper]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I cannot express in words how much your support through numerous private messages has ment to me. Yes, the road is long and treacherous. We've lost many souls along the way. We are tried and filthy. We. Will. Not. Stop. Never!

I am committed to the long haul for justice.

Outside forces claim to be "meeting" with Art. Lies! All lies. Meanwhile the enemy still sits in catbird seat, all the while continuing to broadcast unabated. The enemy is not worldly. The enemy is not versed in politics of any kind. The enemy is fraudulent. The enemy will be defeated in due time.

Arthur William Bell (iii), I find you guilty of contempt for your audience.

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of assualt on our collective intelligence.

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of gross negligence (failure to find a qualified replacement).

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of abandonment. That should be self-explainitory.

Mr. Bell will be sentenced tomorrow morning.

[coaster]

FOKS

if this forum does not get back to me and my impotence to the future of radio...an quickly
i will have no choice but to leave for good

you all have the power to decide this once and for all.

vote -
good responses means continue with meeting and get art back on the air
bad responses  means continue to mock me and i will leave and take art return with me

you decide
bobo

shut the fuck up.

[nooryisawesome]

shut the fuck up.

The Schtick is not funny. BoBo is pretty much just spam at this point. Detracts from the thread.

[nooryisawesome]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I cannot express in words how much your support through numerous private messages has ment to me. Yes, the road is long and treacherous. We've lost many souls along the way. We are tried and filthy. We. Will. Not. Stop. Never!

I am committed to the long haul for justice.

Outside forces claim to be "meeting" with Art. Lies! All lies. Meanwhile the enemy still sits in catbird seat, all the while continuing to broadcast unabated. The enemy is not worldly. The enemy is not versed in politics of any kind. The enemy is fraudulent. The enemy will be defeated in due time.

Arthur William Bell (iii), I find you guilty of contempt for your audience.

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of assualt on our collective intelligence.

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of gross negligence (failure to find a qualified replacement).

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of abandonment. That should be self-explainitory.

Mr. Bell will be sentenced tomorrow morning.

Having to spend a couple days at Casa Senda's house would probably be cruel and unusual punishment.

[ge30542]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I cannot express in words how much your support through numerous private messages has ment to me. Yes, the road is long and treacherous. We've lost many souls along the way. We are tried and filthy. We. Will. Not. Stop. Never!

I am committed to the long haul for justice.

Outside forces claim to be "meeting" with Art. Lies! All lies. Meanwhile the enemy still sits in catbird seat, all the while continuing to broadcast unabated. The enemy is not worldly. The enemy is not versed in politics of any kind. The enemy is fraudulent. The enemy will be defeated in due time.

Arthur William Bell (iii), I find you guilty of contempt for your audience.

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of assualt on our collective intelligence.

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of gross negligence (failure to find a qualified replacement).

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of abandonment. That should be self-explainitory.

Mr. Bell will be sentenced tomorrow morning.

rekcuf, we all value your efforts in punishing this man, for his crimes against humanity. With blatant disregard, he hoisted a talentless idiot into his throne.
An idiot who tears apart, nightly, any shred of legacy he had.
At the sentencing, if you wish, I can assemble at a moment's notice, a flash mob of thousands of angry ex-fans.

[Value Of Pi]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I cannot express in words how much your support through numerous private messages has ment to me. Yes, the road is long and treacherous. We've lost many souls along the way. We are tried and filthy. We. Will. Not. Stop. Never!

I am committed to the long haul for justice.

Outside forces claim to be "meeting" with Art. Lies! All lies. Meanwhile the enemy still sits in catbird seat, all the while continuing to broadcast unabated. The enemy is not worldly. The enemy is not versed in politics of any kind. The enemy is fraudulent. The enemy will be defeated in due time.

Arthur William Bell (iii), I find you guilty of contempt for your audience.

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of assualt on our collective intelligence.

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of gross negligence (failure to find a qualified replacement).

Arthur William Bell  (iii), I find you guilty of abandonment. That should be self-explainitory.

Mr. Bell will be sentenced tomorrow morning.

I await the court's judgement on Art.. But just as there had to be justice for Axis Sally and Tokyo Rose, there also has to be justice for Artless Heather's abuse of the airwaves. Prepare thyself, o' wicked witch of the West.

[Lilith]

I await the court's judgement on Art.. But just as there had to be justice for Axis Sally and Tokyo Rose, there also has to be justice for Artless Heather's abuse of the airwaves. Prepare thyself, o' wicked witch of the West.

Indeed!

It's a long fall from revered bellgabber, to wicked witch of the West.

Reminds me of that old saying:

"Be careful what you witch for, it may come true".

[Richard Groyper]

I await the court's judgement on Art.. But just as there had to be justice for Axis Sally and Tokyo Rose, there also has to be justice for Artless Heather's abuse of the airwaves. Prepare thyself, o' wicked witch of the West.

Hanoi Heather will be punished severely!

[Lilith]

Hanoi Heather will be punished severely!

So Say We ALL!

Praise MV!

[Richard Groyper]

So Say We ALL!

Praise MV!

I love you so much right now. 

[Lilith]

I love you so much right now. 

Love you too! 

[Value Of Pi]

Indeed!

It's a long fall from revered bellgabber, to wicked witch of the West.

Reminds me of that old saying:

"Be careful what you witch for, it may come true".

You would think there'd be a spell for making talentless twits sound interesting on the radio, but apparently she's not a very good witch either. (She really shouldn't have mentioned being a witch. There's no end to the fun we can have with that.)

[ItsOver]

I admire and appreciate your efforts bobo, but I don't want to hear Art back on the air...

Let's leave it at that.