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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

WOTR

Quote from: norland2424 on September 06, 2016, 11:04:14 PM
Not sure if being endorsed by Art is a good thing for trump lol
I wonder if Trump will quit before or after the election?  :P


MV/Liberace!



It's an easy choice, Art.

Quote from: mv on September 06, 2016, 11:50:21 PM


It's an easy choice, Art.

Easier than handing MITD over to Heather.

BattyBrooke

Quote from: mv on September 06, 2016, 11:50:21 PM


It's an easy choice, Art.

As if it even matters. Either way - no vaseline.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: BattyBrooke on September 06, 2016, 11:55:17 PM
As if it even matters. Either way - no vaseline.

i think you're wrong.  the two candidates couldn't be more different in multiple regards.

ge30542

Quote from: BattyBrooke on September 06, 2016, 11:55:17 PM
As if it even matters. Either way - no vaseline.
Trump will make America great again.
Hillary will give us more, much more, of the last eight years.

akwilly

Quote from: ge30542 on September 07, 2016, 12:46:14 AM
Trump will make America great again.
Hillary will give us more, much more, of the last eight years.
Hillary needs to show us her boobs. As I illustrate here the boob on the left are usually attached to girls that are sassy and generally bitchy liars. The boob on the right is the kind generally associated with laid back gals that tend to listen and be very smart without being overly bitchy.

ge30542

Quote from: akwilly on September 07, 2016, 01:01:23 AM
Hillary needs to show us her boobs. As I illustrate here the boob on the left are usually attached to girls that are sassy and generally bitchy liars. The boob on the right is the kind generally associated with laid back gals that tend to listen and be very smart without being overly bitchy.
EXCELLENT! Expert analysis AND illustrations from AKwilly.
Educating the masses!

Lunger

Quote from: akwilly on September 07, 2016, 01:01:23 AM
Hillary needs to show us her boobs. As I illustrate here the boob on the left are usually attached to girls that are sassy and generally bitchy liars. The boob on the right is the kind generally associated with laid back gals that tend to listen and be very smart without being overly bitchy.

I'm...I'm pretty sure that I don't want to see Hillary's tits.

ge30542

Quote from: Lunger on September 07, 2016, 03:01:13 AM
I'm...I'm pretty sure that I don't want to see Hillary's tits.
That's what Bill says, with uproarious laughter. "No No, hahaha, please hahaha, no no no, been there, done that buddy"

akwilly

Quote from: Lunger on September 07, 2016, 03:01:13 AM
I'm...I'm pretty sure that I don't want to see Hillary's tits.
I don't want to see them , but yes, if they were out I would take a peek.

ge30542

Quote from: akwilly on September 07, 2016, 03:18:50 AM
I don't want to see them , but yes, if they were out I would take a peek.
Of course willy, wouldn't we all? Just so we can say we've seen the First Tits"?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: ge30542 on September 07, 2016, 12:46:14 AM
Trump will make America great again.
.

At least in his mind. Bless him.

Lilith

Quote from: rekcuf on September 06, 2016, 09:09:03 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,..

UPDATE: Sorry folks I'm a little distracted. The trial is still scheduled and will proceed as planned. The overwhelming support via pm has been incredible.

rekcuf

We're here if you need anything ole rekcuf


Quote from: rekcuf on September 06, 2016, 09:09:03 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,..

We could have some fun with this. Word is Art's team has hand picked twelve of Bellgab's finest former members for the jury.

Johnnie Cochran is the defense lawyer.

"If the story fits you must acquit".




Quote from: brig on September 07, 2016, 05:26:55 AM
We're here if you need anything ole rekcuf

Art's team is a powerhouse, we're in for a tough battle Brig.  ;)

Lilith

Quote from: Northern Nights on September 07, 2016, 06:06:14 AM
Art's team is a powerhouse, we're in for a tough battle Brig.  ;)

I've dealt first hand with the Heather Police before, and I'm still here.  We can DO this!!   8)


Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 02, 2016, 01:33:51 AM
Wife???????? I fell for the marriage scam once, so did she. ...

Love is grand...                                               Divorce is 500 grand.   :o         ;D

ItsOver

Quote from: Value Of Pi on September 06, 2016, 09:55:54 PM
I have renewed respect for Perry Mason since MeTV revived him. Let us know if he'll take the case. (I know he'd get to the bottom of it.) If not, one of us could always call Rockford. He gets beat up a lot but he's a good detective.
Perry agreed to come back from the dead and take the case.  First, he had to talk Hamilton Berger into coming back from the dead and take over as the D.A. for Nye County.  Hamilton is convinced AldousBurbank is the real culprit behind the mess that has become MITD, so he'll be bringing poor Aldous up on charges soon.  Perry will be AB's defense attorney, so by definition, Aldous can breath easy.  It's all just to get to the point where HW will be forced to break-down in court and add to one more famous scene for the great Perry Mason and get to "Thuh Trooth!"


http://youtu.be/_vMcMt5ZheM


"I did it! I did it!"

Bobo has agreed to take it all from here.  Make it so, Bobo.

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Lunger on September 07, 2016, 03:01:13 AM
I'm...I'm pretty sure that I don't want to see Hillary's tits.

ItsOver

Quote from: Lunger on September 07, 2016, 03:01:13 AM
I'm...I'm pretty sure that I don't want to see Hillary's tits.
Or her testicles.

Quote from: ItsOver on September 07, 2016, 08:58:15 AM
Or her testicles.

Or her coughing up snot into a glass of water and then drinking it.


Quote from: brig on September 07, 2016, 05:26:55 AM
We're here if you need anything ole rekcuf

Thank you, brig.  :)

Quote from: Northern Nights on September 07, 2016, 06:06:14 AM
Art's team is a powerhouse, we're in for a tough battle Brig.  ;)

We've got him on the ropes! The People will not rest until justice is served.

Quote from: akwilly on September 07, 2016, 01:01:23 AM
Hillary needs to show us her boobs. As I illustrate here the boob on the left are usually attached to girls that are sassy and generally bitchy liars. The boob on the right is the kind generally associated with laid back gals that tend to listen and be very smart without being overly bitchy.

No go: If Hillary has scrambled egg titties.

Quote from: rekcuf on September 07, 2016, 10:20:53 AM
We've got him on the ropes! The People will not rest until justice is served.

Art's hired a black lawyer and even the judge is black. The jury's stacked with Art's most fervent supporters. What chance do we have?

Here comes the judge now. What an entrance!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIcKkKID8k



Quote from: Northern Nights on September 07, 2016, 10:34:53 AM
Art's hired a black lawyer and even the judge is black. The jury's stacked with Art's supporters. What chance do we have?

Here comes the judge now. What an entrance!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIcKkKID8k

Look who just wheeled in for our side. OH, BABY! And he's found the smoking gun too.

Quote from: rekcuf on September 07, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Look who just wheeled in for our side.

And Perry Mason too? Whoo hoo!

Lilith

Quote from: rekcuf on September 07, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Look who just wheeled in for our side. OH, BABY! And he's found the smoking gun too.

Praise MV!

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