Art Bell

[chefist]

Ha, if your culting up, how about team Dark Matter Network. If Richard can take care of the last hours of what is on the "other side" I am really good with that.

Art

You two are killing it, Art! The fact all those new stations signed up should be evidence enough! Imagine all the indie stations signed up all over the US! That would be so much fun! 

[Mild Bill]

Ha, if your culting up, how about team Dark Matter Network. If Richard can take care of the last hours of what is on the "other side" I am really good with that.

Art

Give Richard that 3rd hour, he deserves it. Have him as a guest for the last hour of one of your shows and interview him. Then be his guest for the first hour of his show and have him interview you. One time only, of course. Whadya think?

[PB the Deplorable]

OMG Mebee!  you have made your point...

I think I scrolled past it, can someone fill me in?

[AppealPlay]

I think I scrolled past it, can someone fill me in?

Mebee is nuts.

[Mebee]

Well, gang... It's been a slice, but I'm headed back to the real world. Have work to do tonight. Ta ta... Love ya Art!

[GravitySucks]

Ha, if your culting up, how about team Dark Matter Network. If Richard can take care of the last hours of what is on the "other side" I am really good with that.

Art

Goshdawgit any how's Art... I have to pay for my bandwidth and I have to sleep sometimes!!!

But I do think an extra hour would be cool.

[Mebee]

Mebee is nuts.

How special. One more personal attack, just for good measure. Sheesh!

[ItsOver]

I hope somebody doesn't start the old "the Earth isn't flat" stuff up again.  Damn heretics.

[Skunk Ape]

Well, gang... It's been a slice

Has it?

[AppealPlay]

How special. One more personal attack, just for good measure. Sheesh!

Well, gang... It's been a slice, but I'm headed back to the real world. Have work to do tonight. Ta ta... Love ya Art!

[AppealPlay]

I hope somebody doesn't start the old "the Earth isn't flat" stuff up again.  Damn heretics.

With all due respect, are you a filthy rounder?  With all due respect, the Earth is an infinite plane.

[phrodo]

Well, gang... It's been a slice, but I'm headed back to the real world. Have work to do tonight. Ta ta... Love ya Art!

Don't call us gang -- we're a cult dammit. And you don't belong. We don't cotton to your type around here ... so just get along there whippersnapper!!

Oh - and be sure and come back next time you wanna get your ass handed to you again. MV loves all the page views and extra posts you got for him today.

[WhiteCrow]

You require proof that the sun is where it belongs in the sky? That, in the face of the extraordinary opposite claim, supported by little more than the statements of a couple of dentist-deprived northerners? You would make a great conspiracy theorist.
Just make up some crazy shit and declare it true until someone goes to the trouble to prove it wrong. Heh.

Mebee, let me help you along.
I don't have a problem with you using stuff out of my play book, but the Bellgab 'cult' thingie, I played like 4 years ago. It's the long-ball road to picking corn.

Talking about the same thing over and over, is another way, but it angers everybody.

And please don't call into the GabCast more than one time a night and say "THIS IS MEBEE" I have an exclusive on that one.

When I feel the urge, best to go right to the heart, use words like vile gang of stooges, wanker, queer and ...... bam, you wake up in the cornfield. Free at last! FREE AT LAST!

[Mild Bill]

Don't call us gang -- we're a cult dammit. And you don't belong. We don't cotton to your type around here ... so just get along there whippersnapper!!

Oh - and be sure and come back next time you wanna get your ass handed to you again. MV loves all the page views and extra posts you got for him today.

Yeah, and that goes double for me!!!

[Skunk Ape]

With all due respect, are you a filthy rounder?  With all due respect, the Earth is an infinite plane.

I've been going back and torturing my mind by watching those YouTube videos again.

At least we know that the earth isn't going to get hit by something on 9/23. It wouldn't be able to get through the dome.

[ItsOver]

Don't call us gang -- we're a cult dammit. And you don't belong. We don't cotton to your type around here ... so just get along there whippersnapper!!

Oh - and be sure and come back next time you wanna get your ass handed to you again. MV loves all the page views and extra posts you got for him today.

Plus MV might need to add someone to his lawn crew.  Art has a nice sized spread to take care of.

[WhiteCrow]

My original goal for this letter was to scrutinize Mr. Mebee's remarks point by brash point. Unfortunately, Mebee's focus wanders so wildly that he never actually finishes any of his points. I think you will notice this in the ensuing discussion. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Many of us do not wish to live within Mebee's walls of exhibitionism, and (2) as a result of that, the encroachment of scummy suggestions into the social fabric of our politics, our institutions, and our laws would give credence to my claim that the mere mention of Mebee's loathsome name jacks my blood pressure up into dangerous territory. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that Mebee indubitably believes that wars end only when a goodhearted, newly enlightened tyrant heeds the advice of transnational peace activists. Unfortunately for him, that's all in his imagination. Mebee needs to get out of that fictional world and get back to reality, where people can see that he wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that Mebee wants to “do good” with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If he really wanted to be a do-gooder, he could start by admitting that we must learn to celebrate our diversity, not because it is the politically correct thing to do but because Mebee has one-upped George Washington in that he cannot tell a lie and cannot tell the truth. Basically, he's too vainglorious to distinguish between the two.

People tell me that Mebee taints irredeemably everything he touches. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. Most of us are now painfully aware of his inattentive practices. Okay, that's a slight exaggeration, but you get the drift.

Once we have absorbed and understood Mebee's cynical, inconsiderate machinations, it is our inescapable responsibility to do whatever is necessary to encourage opportunity, responsibility, and community. Mebee is unable to support his assertions with documentation of any sort. Be patient; I won't ask you to take that on faith. Rather, I'll provide irrefragable proof that I indeed have no appetite for creating division in the name of diversity. Many ungrateful election-year also-rans, however, do. That's why I want them all to read this letter and others like it and discover for themselves that the earth presents a wonderful example of variety in all classes of the animal and vegetable kingdoms. People, beasts, and plants belonging to distinct classes all exhibit special qualities and peculiarities. Unfortunately, Mebee's special quality is that he must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why he accuses me of admitting that his paroxysms are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos. What I actually said is that Mebee keeps saying that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. In such statements, as in most of his propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth. The real story is that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that I am not predicting anything specific. I just have a feeling, an intuition, based on several things that are happening now that Mebee will dismantle the family unit in the near future. I challenge you to ponder this subject with the broadest vision.

Please limit auto word-bot generator usage to under 100 words.

[ItsOver]

With all due respect, are you a filthy rounder?  With all due respect, the Earth is an infinite plane.

Holy Hoagie no!  The Earth has to be flat.  Some dude on MITD said it was. 

[chefist]

LOL was waiting for that gif! 

[ItsOver]

Mebee, let me help you along.
I don't have a problem with you using stuff out of my play book, but the Bellgab 'cult' thingie, I played like 4 years ago. It's the long-ball road to picking corn.

Talking about the same thing over and over, is another way, but it angers everybody.

When I feel the urge, best to go right to the heart, use words like vile gang of stooges, wanker, queer and ...... bam, you wake up in the cornfield. Free at last! FREE AT LAST!

Don't forget "loser" and "getta life."

[TigerLily]

Ha, if your culting up, how about team Dark Matter Network. If Richard can take care of the last hours of what is on the "other side" I am really good with that.

Art

Can I be a Vestal Virgin of the Dark?

[onan]

I just had "I don't care" tattoo'd on my balls.

[AppealPlay]

I just had "I don't care tattoo'd" on my balls.

[chefist]

I just had "I don't care" tattoo'd on my balls.

Do you pay extra for that?

[WhiteCrow]

I just had "I don't care" tattoo'd on my balls.

I don't care about that.... if it makes you happy, so be it, but wouldn't it be more effective tattoo'd on your forehead.

[starrmtn001]

Ha, if your culting up, how about team Dark Matter Network. If Richard can take care of the last hours of what is on the "other side" I am really good with that.

Art

I'm in!  Sign me up.

[onan]

Do you pay extra for that?

They used gold ink, so yeah.

I don't care about that.... if it makes you happy, so be it, but wouldn't it be more effective tattoo'd on your forehead.

The forehead is prime advertising space.

[WhiteCrow]

I'm heading over to RoseGirl Broadcast to hear if she is going to talk about Mebee's shocking revelations that climate change isn't a result of earth/sun spinning out of obits.

[Mild Bill]

Well, gang... It's been a slice, but I'm headed back to the real world. Have work to do tonight. Ta ta... Love ya Art!

And yet, you're still on line and here, almost an hour later. What's that work you have to do in the real world tonight?

[SaucyRossy]

Ha, if your culting up, how about team Dark Matter Network. If Richard can take care of the last hours of what is on the "other side" I am really good with that.

Art

Culting up is my new favorite slang term.