Art Bell

The Coincidence Kid · October 20, 2013, 06:02:12 PM

Quote from: George Drooly on October 20, 2013, 04:56:13 AM
Monday 21 Oct: Shafica Karagulla M.D.

George: Dr. Karagulla, have you heard of the work of my late aunt Dr. Shafica Karagulla?
Shafica: Who?

cmotors · October 20, 2013, 06:19:30 PM

Quote from: IcicleTrepan on October 20, 2013, 04:09:32 PM
Direct from artbell.com

This Week
10/21 - Mon - TBA
10/22 - Tue - TBA
10/23 - Wed - TBA
10/24 - Thu - TBA

As we speak, tubby and snores are probably trying to figure out who this TBA is, and why he's booked all week..

Nighthawk · October 20, 2013, 08:20:44 PM

Quote from: cmotors on October 20, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
As we speak, tubby and snores are probably trying to figure out who this TBA is, and why he's booked all week..

HA HA HA good one! So true. This TBA must be a pretty important guest since he is booked all week. Tommy might get him to cancel on Monday and go to Coast instead.

aldousburbank · October 20, 2013, 08:40:21 PM

Quote from: cmotors on October 20, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
As we speak, tubby and snores are probably trying to figure out who this TBA is, and why he's booked all week..

Tubby, Snores- Heh

aldousburbank · October 20, 2013, 09:55:28 PM

Quote from: Crystal on October 20, 2013, 09:51:35 PM
Even after I stated what I did I can understand this and it is a well made point. He is not going to hit it every show, yes I said hit it. He can't make us orgasm every time because the guest can make or break the threesome if u know what I mean. But I swear I'd rather hear him, when he does speak over GN and JBW any day of the week. Unfortunately some guests are making that difficult and even boring. What's new? All the years he was on there were these nights.

There isn't any point to point it out because the man is back. That's the only point. If u find it sucking don't listen. You can't deny your not ecstatic knowing he's out there for you no matter what. Just think of him as God, if u believe in that sort of thing. Even when your not enjoying what's streaming your way He is still there! He is back! Stop complaining or I'll spank u!

Yow! I love this place!

aldousburbank · October 20, 2013, 09:58:25 PM

Quote from: Crystal on October 20, 2013, 09:54:24 PM
Oh yes. How do you start a new thread? anybody? Please? I don't know if anyone will like it but I want to see.

Go into any of the main subject areas and look up top for new topic button.

Meanandnasty · October 20, 2013, 10:20:31 PM

Quote from: cmotors on October 20, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
As we speak, tubby and snores are probably trying to figure out who this TBA is, and why he's booked all week..

Posted at around 7:30 p.m, so they have probably identified TBA and are googling the number on their smartphones to tell them they can't be on Coast for six months. Just too close to that somewhere in Time.

Don't expect TBA to be on the Coast schedule. One hot guest!

PB the Deplorable · October 21, 2013, 02:06:20 AM

The only reason George Noory is on shows like Ancient Aliens and goes to the various moron conventions is because he is the current host of Coast to Coast.

No one gives a half crap about him due to anything he's done or anything he knows. It's just that he has a show whose topics appeal to some of the same people that would be interested in the TV shows and conventions. They pay him to be there for PR.

I would suggest to Art that if the Snorge continues to harass him and his guests, that Art put out feelers about replacing the Nooron on Ancient Aliens, and at the higher profile, higher paying conventions.

Sure, Art isn't interested and doesn't want to do them. But depriving George Noory, Inc. of a few bucks might make it worth it. And just to kick a little more sand in his droopy face, maybe agree to appear in a few movie cameo roles.

If George wants a war, he should get one.

IcicleTrepan · October 21, 2013, 05:43:21 AM

10/21 - Mon - Dr. Roger Leir
10/22 - Tue - Too Soon To Tell
10/23 - Wed - Check Back Later
10/24 - Thu - Cannot Predict Now

Art really has a sense of humour

DesertFox · October 21, 2013, 06:11:20 AM

Yes, I posted this on its own thread.

guildnavigator · October 21, 2013, 01:44:14 PM

Quote from: guildnavigator on March 29, 2011, 05:50:44 PM

Cool! Perhaps you can help solve the mystery!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PnhlXLHKAE#

I have received a message from my contacts at the Santa Barbara Olive Co. I post this message here in hopes that Fort Rock and others could perhaps decode this for me:

Good Day Mitch,Unfortunately the Santa Barbara Olive Co. no longer makes ArtBell's Pizza Punch. I do have a very similar oil that is available. TheItalian Oil in a 5 oz bottle contains a red chili pepper and Italianspices. That is what we like to use on our pizza. Attached you will find our catalog and retail price list. Ororder online at www.sbolive.comRegards, Allison DaySanta Barbara Olive Co., Inc.12477 Calle RealSanta Barbara, CA 93117805-562-1456805-562-1464 fax800-624-4896allison@sbolive.com

What I take away from this, is that there is an entire batch of unlabeled bottles of this "very similar oil" being stacked away somewhere just waiting for the CORRECT labels to be printed up! The ones that say ART BELL PIZZA PUNCH on them! Get ready for a SHIT STORM, NOORY. WE KNOW YOU READ THIS.

They have forgotten about the crucial network which they have turned their backs on, the same network that will stir to life like the slumbering dragon that once ran with the night but was forced dormant under the anchor of FAKE LA NEW COAST TO COAST! KILL THE KING! LONG LIVE ART!

The heart of the city street was beating Light from the neons turned the dark to day We were too hot to think of sleeping We had to get out before the magic got away

Man... I was on some good shit back in 2011

The General · October 21, 2013, 01:51:59 PM

Quote from: guildnavigator on October 21, 2013, 01:44:14 PM
Man... I was on some good shit back in 2011

Yes you were.
My all time favorite post of yours included a comparison of Fort Rock and "Smokey IS the Bandit."

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=30.msg38769#msg38769

guildnavigator · October 21, 2013, 01:58:55 PM

Quote from: The General on October 21, 2013, 01:51:59 PM
Yes you were.
My all time favorite post of yours included a comparison of Fort Rock and "Smokey IS the Bandit."

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=30.msg38769#msg38769

hahahah I remember this... BARELY... we were really starving for good radio back then. Now we are only hours away from yet another new show.

Top quality, fresh, amazing radio on tap, once again.

aldousburbank · October 21, 2013, 02:02:14 PM

Quote from: guildnavigator on October 21, 2013, 01:44:14 PM
Man... I was on some good shit back in 2011

Luvs thems poetrees.

The General · October 21, 2013, 02:52:26 PM

Quote from: guildnavigator on October 21, 2013, 01:44:14 PM
Man... I was on some good shit back in 2011

You also once posted a video of a lady giving a cat a massage just for me and it made me laugh so hard.

guildnavigator · October 21, 2013, 03:29:46 PM

It was a good year for cat massage!!!

http://youtu.be/TnZhi5gaX8g

The General · October 21, 2013, 03:57:05 PM

heh heh. that's the one.

The General · October 21, 2013, 04:09:31 PM

Quote from: Crystal on October 21, 2013, 04:04:34 PM
I can not recall Art using yhe word "baby!" the way he does now. And I love it! He says it just right.

He's definitely 'raging through the nighttime', baby.

Jackstar · October 21, 2013, 11:28:25 PM

Oh hells yes, I would like an Art Bell bobblehead. It ought to have a microphone in front of it. Someone make this happen.

Morgus · October 22, 2013, 01:59:58 AM

10/22 - Tue - Too Soon To Tell
10/23 - Wed - Check Back Later
10/24 - Thu - Cannot Predict Now

Those all sound exactly like some of the messages you get from a "Magic 8 Ball"

mikealden · October 22, 2013, 09:32:47 AM

Looks like Evelyn Paglini is tonight.

Morgus · October 22, 2013, 03:35:53 PM

Quote from: mikealden on October 22, 2013, 09:32:47 AM
Looks like Evelyn Paglini is tonight.

Nope, Art's back is out so they are going with a replay.
Might knock out the whole week, since in the past Art's back spasms rarely only lasted one day...

Agent : Orange · October 22, 2013, 04:09:13 PM

Quote from: Morgus on October 22, 2013, 03:35:53 PM
Nope, Art's back is out so they are going with a replay.
Might knock out the whole week, since in the past Art's back spasms rarely only lasted one day...

Where did you hear this from?

George Drooly · October 22, 2013, 05:25:41 PM

He's winding down, folks... winding down.

Nighthawk · October 22, 2013, 06:06:18 PM

Quote from: Agent : Orange on October 22, 2013, 04:09:13 PM
Where did you hear this from?

www.artbell.com

Morgus · October 22, 2013, 06:35:07 PM

Quote from: Agent : Orange on October 22, 2013, 04:09:13 PM
Where did you hear this from?

Posted by Art Bell at his facebook page and the artbell.com website

Spinner · October 22, 2013, 09:50:52 PM

I'm really bummed out that Art hurt his back.
I hope he gets good care, lots of rest, and heals quickly.
All I can do is listen to his shows' replays, and hope that he will be back live soon.

Chine · October 22, 2013, 09:54:25 PM

Quote from: Spinner on October 22, 2013, 09:50:52 PM
I'm really bummed out that Art hurt his back.
I hope he gets good care, lots of rest, and heals quickly.
All I can do is listen to his shows' replays, and hope that he will be back live soon.

Me too. Sounds excruciating. Any back injuries, problems are the worst.

steelbot · October 22, 2013, 10:28:57 PM

Quote from: Chine on October 22, 2013, 09:54:25 PM
Me too. Sounds excruciating. Any back injuries, problems are the worst.

I cannot find my MRI disc with my spinal imaging but yes you are correct!

Nighthawk · October 22, 2013, 10:46:21 PM

I have a back injury too. I know when mine gives out I can't get off the floor. I usually end up lying flat on the floor for at least a day. Can't even get up to eat or anything. I know back trouble is not fun. Poor Art. Will be interesting to hear what he did to screw it up this time. Yet another fellow back pain bell gabber here.