George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

One of the initial guests stated that you can't put crude oil in your car.   Noory responded "Yeah...it's too sludgy." 

wow. brilliant.

[margoloo]

So George is interviewing this fairly interesting couple who had written a book about people who had undergone abduction experiences........they are saying one woman was on a ship with a known astronaut.  They name him, George, oh yeah I know him.  George switches the subject.  WTF.  How many times has this certified moron done this?  Now, I ask you.......wouldn't that have been a pretty interesting story line to follow? Despicable man.  Must stop listening.......must stop.

[ItsOver]

.....It's always amusing and a bit painful to listen to Snoory interview Michio. You could hear Michio just barely able to contain himself listening to the stupid shit Snoory would say but I have noticed that he learned to quickly talk down to George and take control of the interviews.

After finding that random quote, I had to share with the people that I know feel the same pain I do.

I've noted that, too.  Michio sounds like he's talking to a first grade class when he's on with Jorch.  Maybe I'm giving Jorch too much credit.

[ItsOver]

I just started listening to the podcast from last night's show.  One of the initial guests stated that you can't put crude oil in your car.  We all know that.  Noory responded "Yeah...it's too sludgy."  Fuck me running.

Another Nooron moment.  I was just about to nod off before it started another Nooron-provoked chuckle.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Guys, come on. Read more into the Noory welfare program. You all should be A LOT more pissed off than what I am seeing about this....

[Max_TO]

Guys, come on. Read more into the Noory welfare program. You all should be A LOT more pissed off than what I am seeing about this....

Let's inform one of the alphabet agencies, who knows we might even see the current c2c bunch sent off to prison.

Or just imagine, what if PremRat is setting George up as a patcy? let's face it, he is gullible enough to fit the profile and PremRat also seems to fit the bill as just such a perpetrator.

[margoloo]

Guys, come on. Read more into the Noory welfare program. You all should be A LOT more pissed off than what I am seeing about this....

From the first moment I heard about it, it sickened me.  Once again the ruthless ass is appealing to the most easily manipulated in his audience.  No one with an ounce of humility or honor would go about conning people in the name of charity as he is doing.  I actually get embarrassed for him.  Subscription to his  god awful podcast is what it's all about of course.  Someone, George, came up with the bright idea to form this charity to get people to subscribe.  Yes.  Screw the subscription send your money to your favorite charity and bypass the con man and his schemes.  The talk of how he has his lawyers working on it, and after he helps his own family, as he has said, well then, I shall throw a few bones your way. He is dumber than dirt when it comes to taking his own inventory. 

[Immy]

The first hour guest spot has to be the worst booking. After Jorch's painful mini updates with Kathryn Austin whomever, you have at best 15 minutes before the bottom of the hour to lay out your details, all the while deflecting Jorch's inane non-sequiturs and name drops. By then I'll bet that most guests haven't expounded nearly enough as they'd like on their topics. Which means the caller questions in the next half hour end up off-point and useless, like during the Ramon/Raymon show where he kept rebuffing caller pleas for health solutions.

[SnapT]

Anybody notice when Noory was interviewing that author on the show last night that he had assumed him to be the CREATOR of INDIANA JONES?  He asked him "So how'd you get the idea?" 


He wrote the NOVELIZATIONS of the MOVIES, idiot.  After some uncomfortableness he explained he was hired to write the novelization of INDIANA JONES & THE LAST CRUSADE and Lucasfilm liked it so much that they hired him to write some original INDIANA JONES novels.


So awkward.

[PB the Deplorable]

One would have thought that somewhere in that 8 hours of show prep...

[Max_TO]

Ever think that they want someone as dumb as George so that they can attract even dumber listener's to take their money?

[coaster]

Coast is a freak show. line up and pay the man so you can ogle at the water head that is george noory.

[SnapT]

OK, I'm still listening to a taped episode of last night's show, and I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard Noory say this as he was going into the break...

"And Rob of course is the creator of the INDIANA JONES novels... that have been turned into some very successful movies, as well."

This is AFTER Rob went into that long explanation about Lucasfilm hiring him to turn the EXISTING MOVIES into NOVELS, not the other way around.

George Noory DOES NOT LISTEN. 

Jesus.

[ItsOver]

Coast is a freak show. line up and pay the man so you can ogle at the water head that is george noory.

"Come one, come all!  Listen to the freak with the forked tongue!  Marvel at his mangling of the English language!  Be astounded by his idiocy!  Cringe at his sound effects!  Laugh at his singing!"

[zeebo]

George also said  he's "really learned to appreciate" Bob Dylan.  Can we appreciate him beyond "Blowing in the Wind" ?

Now that he's familiar w/ that one and "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" he must be a real Dylan expert.  I think Dylan's got a few other good songs but I'm not sure so I'll just wait for George to teach me with his creative bumper music choices.

[zeebo]

I've noted that, too.  Michio sounds like he's talking to a first grade class when he's on with Jorch.  Maybe I'm giving Jorch too much credit.

Q:  What would George say if he was looking at two universes?

A: Well there's that ... and there's that too.

[Nebraska888]

So George is interviewing this fairly interesting couple who had written a book about people who had undergone abduction experiences........they are saying one woman was on a ship with a known astronaut.  They name him, George, oh yeah I know him.  George switches the subject.  WTF.  How many times has this certified moron done this?  Now, I ask you.......wouldn't that have been a pretty interesting story line to follow? Despicable man.  Must stop listening.......must stop.

YES!  I was so irritated.....he didn't even blink......HELLO?  An American astronaut is aboard a UFO.....COME ON.....ASK SOME QUESTIONS!!!!!  FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!!!  GOD HELP ME!

[Nebraska888]

So George is interviewing this fairly interesting couple who had written a book about people who had undergone abduction experiences........they are saying one woman was on a ship with a known astronaut.  They name him, George, oh yeah I know him.  George switches the subject.  WTF.  How many times has this certified moron done this?  Now, I ask you.......wouldn't that have been a pretty interesting story line to follow? Despicable man.  Must stop listening.......must stop.

Hey, Marg......EMAIL NOORY AND TELL HIM WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.......HE NEEDS TO KNOW!  I DID!

[ufogadfly]

OK, I'm still listening to a taped episode of last night's show, and I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard Noory say this as he was going into the break...

"And Rob of course is the creator of the INDIANA JONES novels... that have been turned into some very successful movies, as well."

This is AFTER Rob went into that long explanation about Lucasfilm hiring him to turn the EXISTING MOVIES into NOVELS, not the other way around.

George Noory DOES NOT LISTEN. 

Jesus.

I also listed delayed tonight. Another Disgeorge classic. Example: Trish MacGregor (UFOs/Synchronicity) mentions that an abductee had an implant "behind her mastoid bone." George says, "That's just where Whitley Streiber's (sic) has one."
How many times has he had Streiber on talking about this? Yet he still doesn't know that the implant, or whatever it is, is at the top of his ear. Interesteeen and amazeeen.

[somatichypermutation]

Ever think that they want someone as dumb as George so that they can attract even dumber listener's to take their money?

Yes.  Remember Rush is their primary talent and he calls his listeners "dittoheads."  What could be more condescending than telling someone he will think for them, which is what that means.  Only simpletons listen to Rush and Coast anymore.  Too bad really.

[ufogadfly]

Same here. I don't always listen but when I do it's just for laughs.

(to George) Stay jerky, my friend.

[RealCool Daddio]

I also listed delayed tonight. Another Disgeorge classic. Example: Trish MacGregor (UFOs/Synchronicity) mentions that an abductee had an implant "behind her mastoid bone." George says, "That's just where Whitley Streiber's (sic) has one."
How many times has he had Streiber on talking about this? Yet he still doesn't know that the implant, or whatever it is, is at the top of his ear. Interesteeen and amazeeen.

Hey, I know George is a fuckup and whatnot, but the mastoid is what, an inch behind the ear?  So he was off by a couple of inches?  Hardly worth calling him out on that. 

[McPhallus]

Not even close tho I'm sure some of u wish it were.

[PB the Deplorable]

OK, I'm still listening to a taped episode of last night's show, and I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard Noory say this as he was going into the break...

"And Rob of course is the creator of the INDIANA JONES novels... that have been turned into some very successful movies, as well."

This is AFTER Rob went into that long explanation about Lucasfilm hiring him to turn the EXISTING MOVIES into NOVELS, not the other way around.

George Noory DOES NOT LISTEN. 

Jesus.

Not only does he not listen, he isn't interested and doesn't care, and anyone that doesn't like it is a 'hater'. 

Good for Art retiring rather than continuing to share a mic with this guy.  I don't get Ian and George Nap empowering him by filling in on weekends.

[Eegah]

Speaking of suicide rates Georgie, I wonder what the suicide rate of C2C listeners has been since your tenure began. Just sayin'...George Noory sucks! In the interest of my mental health, I'd like to turn it off but it's like a train wreck. I can't look away!

[ufogadfly]

Top of the fucking ear and mastoid is like saying head of your dick and knee.

Not even close tho I'm sure some of u wish it were.

Thank you.

[HAL 9000]

After listening to that uncomfortable opening of the show the other night, I too thought Nooron churlish in his handling of Mitch Battros' one-year-old baby problems. Yet something didn't seem quite right with Battros - maybe it was a sixth-sense, but it seemed like a possible set-up to me, so I investigated further.

I can now say with utmost confidence, and evidence to back it up, that Mitch Battros soliciting funds for his "ill" daughter is a fraud.

Just a quick update from my original post:
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg99117.html#msg99117

I am currently putting together the necessary quotes along with links to back up my allegations, and screenshots as well. I have archived the sites so I can provide the evidence as PDF files should Battros take down the relevant webpages. I am putting together the info much like perhaps a DA might for an indictment, making sure I have the necessary proof for the CoastGab Grand Jury.

I should have everything ready by tomorrow night.

Teaser: Battros has a history of begging/pleading for money for personal use going back 5 years.

[popple]

The boys were talking about Ingo Swann's passing and discussed his ill health leading up to his death. George blurted out his declining health was like a "snowball" rolling downhill, while another of the men taken aback by this abrupt lack of respect said he went out gracefully, or words to that effect. The boiling hot pizza rolled tongue knows how to pay homage to the man.   :

If only Jorch would go out like a snowball in a microwave.

[Doomed]

For the longest time Ive wondered why no one with the show, producers and such, anyone with the network, or even any soul with half a brain working along the network feed, hasnt said something about noorys lazy and reckless performance as host. The only reason I can conjure up is their fear of losing that paycheck. And given economic conditions the last several years I can understand why they would be hesitant. But, even during good times, not one voice from the darkness came forth to rat ol' mushmouth out. Not one.
Has there been even one guest who came forward to complain? None that I can remember.
It is no big surprise, then, that the opinion of the listening audience means doodly-squat. We dont even play into the grand plan. As long as jorch can get guests to come on the air, he's home free. As long as they can keep the stream of fly-by-night sponsers kicking in the advert bucks, then all is well. If you look at todays C2C for what it really is, then you know the audience is no longer required. As long as they have a few gimps to call in now and again, its all good to go.
Tonights show is one long infomercial. Noodlebrain is having a ball. Its all written out for him, even the so called 'ad libs'. What a load of shit...

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Tonight's main guest is "Doctor" Robert O. Young. As usual, Snorge's show prep must have been non-existent since he missed the fact that the "doc" isn't even a real medical doctor. He took a correspondence course from a credential-mill college that has since shut down. Worse, some of the "advice" this quack has given is flat-out wrong and potentially dangerous.

Does Snorge care that he's pimping a charlatan who's simply peddling his crackpot books and "private retreats" that run about $10K? Of course not.

Great work as always, Snorge.

A starting point for doing your own due diligence on "Doc" Young:

http://www.quackwatch.com/11Ind/young3.html