George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[thefamilyghost]

It's ON! Like...Michelle Kwon!

[thefamilyghost]

Jeez, I'm still surprised that these P90x people, not matter for how short a time, allowed someone to shill for them that has little bald baby heads poking out of his armpits.  What an endorsement.

They could have at least been photoshopped out! Maybe airbrushed the biceps too while they're at it.


But then we wouldn't have pictures like that 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

It's ON! Like...Michelle Kwon!

It's ON! Like...Simon LeBon!

[CrabbyOld Bat]

GN: "So were there any animals that were close to consideration (for the Chinese zodiac) but were passed up?"

Now this is the hard-hitting journalism I was hoping for.

For real. His hours of show prep and years of experience have really paid off.

[General Johnson Jameson]

They could have at least been photoshopped out! Maybe airbrushed the biceps too while they're at it. But then we wouldn't have pictures like that 

You/we should feel damn lucky he isn't/hasn't marketed a penispump yet.

[thefamilyghost]

[thefamilyghost]

"I can already feel it working!"


Proof that Jorchnoory is completely unfamiliar with excercise/weightlifting...

[coaster]

worthy pursuits.
Am I the only one who's creeped out by Lilly's continual talk about my-big-tits, boobs this and dicks that?

I find it odd and suspicious but Ive been ignoring it. No offense to Lilly/Bob or whoever it is. Troll on.

[Usagi]

*sigh*  ... thinking about how Art would have dedicated his time this evening to musing over and taking special calls about the big storm on the East Coast and making it sound awesome and the listener would feel like they were truly in a moment.  With Jorch, every night is the same, night in and night out.  This interview he's doing right now, I'm sure, could have just as easily been prerecorded.


I'm getting awfully wistful after the whole recent debacle with Art, which is in turn just renewing my bitterness towards Jorch.  This is the first night I've listened (barely) to Jorch in many months, and I think it's just making me sad.

[thefamilyghost]

You/we should feel damn lucky he isn't/hasn't marketed a penispump yet.

'Hi folks it's me Jorchnoory here to tell you about a fine new product, the 'Beyond Belief' male enhancement pump from CC Radio...'

[coaster]

LoL.  Another pompous prick.  It's hard to leave when u pricks keep sounding off.  And it's Lilly bitch right over my picture.  Say it to my face u nasty fuck.

You're quite vulgar.

[ufogadfly]

Bitch, u say the same shit over and over.  Are u retarded for real.

I thought you were leaving for the night? I am, but still laughing over your previous post. 'Night all...

[ufogadfly]

'Hi folks it's me Jorchnoory here to tell you about a fine new product, the 'Beyond Belief' male enhancement pump from CC Radio...'

"If your present antenna doesn't have the range, you'll love this product!"

[Marc.Knight]

I thought you were leaving for the night? I am, but still laughing over your previous post. 'Night all...

One bastard goes in, another comes out!

[thefamilyghost]

It's ON! Like...Simon LeBon!

It's ON like Red Dawn!

[coaster]

had to check coast's site to see what nonsense they were talking about tonight. More bullshit. But I did see this, which was pretty interesting. http://www.coasttocoastam.com/cimages/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/coast-to-coast/repository/photos/puzzling-martian-object/698319-1-eng-US/Puzzling-Martian-Object.jpg
I bet Hoagland and Bara are having a circlejerk right now.

[lordofinsanity]

I find it odd and suspicious but Ive been ignoring it. No offense to Lilly/Bob or whoever it is. Troll on.

Personally, I think Lilly rocks! Why you, you.....you haters!!!
I think she's freakin' hilarious.
Lilly, you go girlfriend! Uh huh.....!

[zeebo]

For real. His hours of show prep and years of experience have really paid off.

Yeah in all his 8 hours of show prep, he didn't think to compare Chinese and Western astrology to see which predated the other, so had to ask the guest.  If only he'd had 9 hours, he might have gotten there.

[Marc.Knight]

Like I said, watching u fuckers come out with your remarks is hard to resist.  I will leave when I'm ready. Two faced psychopaths.

Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire

[General Johnson Jameson]

*sigh*  ... thinking out how Art would have dedicated his time this evening to musing over and taking special calls about the big storm on the East Coast and making it sound awesome and the listener would feel like they were truly in a moment.  With Jorch, every night is the same, night in and night out.  This interview he's doing right now, I'm sure, could have just as easily been prerecorded.

I agree with you Usagi. Art would have at least two lines committed to East Coast callers.

[HAL 9000]

And it's Lilly, bitch, like it says right over my picture.  Say it to my face u nasty fuck.

Now "Lilly," don't be angry, as I'm just asking - have you dipped just a wee bit into that Scotch tonight? (you mentioned in an earlier that you might)

I'm dipping into my temazepam stash hoping for some sleep.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Did Snorge just ask if the Chinese celebrate New Year's "like we do on this planet"?

[thefamilyghost]

Did Snorge just ask if the Chinese celebrate New Year's "like we do on this planet"?

That is fucking great.

[Usagi]

Anyone seeing the resemblance between Lilly posts and... what's her name... Nicki Minaj "lyrics"?

[General Johnson Jameson]

Did Snorge just ask if the Chinese celebrate New Year's "like we do on this planet"?

Heh, I think he's losing his mind. That or he could possibly be pilled out?

[Usagi]

Did Snorge just ask if the Chinese celebrate New Year's "like we do on this planet"?

I gave up and went to the Fine Art stream.  Maybe I ought to have stuck with it!

[General Johnson Jameson]

I'm dipping into my temazepam stash

Want to bring those and come over? I have some Mountain Dew's with real sugar and some Red Bull.

[zeebo]

Did Snorge just ask if the Chinese celebrate New Year's "like we do on this planet"?

I thought I heard that too.  Makes sense .. I think those Chinese ... um they live like on Mars or something right?  Got crazy dragons and cool kung fu aliens over there I think.

[thefamilyghost]

She was my dream, my muse. A vision suitable for the wide-screen format. I can still taste her fist against my face. The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes. A heartbeat you could hear from six blocks away. One big pump every hour.

[mombird3]

You forgot to spell his name correctly. George Hates that!
Hey, George, when you became a public figure you were in the lime light. So just roll with the punch. It is part of the fame you wanted so much. When they stop talking about you, then you have a problem, you will be a has been.