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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

DeeElf

Quote from: Mels-hole1984 on December 16, 2012, 01:41:17 AM
Lose the Anton Levay avatar and grab some credibility....
That's not Anton Levay.  Lose the attitude and grab some knowledge.

ziznak

Ya know the Anton Levay accusation actually made me look up and find a really cool video of Robert Anton Wilson talking about Aleister Crowley. 

Crowley is much more interesting than Levay even though his Satanic Bible is a pretty good read.

someguy

doesn't george noory have a concealed carry license? does he actually carry a weapon? because the thought of a man who goes to the hospital for burning himself with a pizza pop carrying a loaded firearm is actually a bit disconcerting

Mels-hole1984

Quote from: DeeElf on December 17, 2012, 12:53:29 AM
That's not Anton Levay.  Lose the attitude and grab some knowledge.
I don't like your picture...I never liked the ILLUMINATI.

Mels-hole1984

Quote from: Em Vee link=topic=3.msg91756D#msg91756 date=1355718020

huh?

MV ,excuse my poor grammar...I spelt it wrong...

Jasmine

Quote from: ziznak on December 17, 2012, 01:05:35 AM
Ya know the Anton Levay accusation actually made me look up and find a really cool video of Robert Anton Wilson talking about Aleister Crowley. 

Crowley is much more interesting than Levay even though his Satanic Bible is a pretty good read.

True story about the Satanic Bible. Two years ago, my husband and I were getting pretty fed up with the continuous doorbell ringing by those damn Jehovah's Witness freaks. We always got rid of them lickity split, and refused their "Watchtower" magazine. A couple of weeks go by, and two more of them came ringing our doorbell. We were ready for them. When they asked if we would be interested in accepting and perusing the Watchtower magazine, we replied of course, but only if they would accept and read our literary fave that inspired us. Hubby handed one of them the Satanic Bible. The look of horror and shock on their faces was priceless. They literally raced away from our front door. We were never again bothered by JW people. NOTE: My husband purchased the Satanic Bible specifically for that reason only. I don't want anyone thinking we "Race With the Devil". We tossed it in a dumpster.


korrine

hey question for ya'alls.  Listened to the NewTown School C2C epiosde. At the end there was a caller who was stating his opinion that that shooter was reacting to his mother's death.

Snoory at first I thought he wasn't even going entertain the idea. I thought he was going to cut him off and end the call, but he let the caller finish.  What do you guys think of this caller's  opinion, and what was the problem ?..

If i  was George, I  would have entertained most opinions/theories given that we know so little about why the shooter did what he did... but hey i guess that's me, and I dont know much about hosting a radio show. I am just curious to see what everybody thinks.


ziznak

oh dear lord I really hope this Tsuckalots thing doesn't catch on!

ItsOver

It's dumb enough to become trendy.  Beware.   ;)

ziznak

Quote from: Jasmine on December 17, 2012, 09:53:00 AM
True story about the Satanic Bible. Two years ago, my husband and I were getting pretty fed up with the continuous doorbell ringing by those damn Jehovah's Witness freaks. We always got rid of them lickity split, and refused their "Watchtower" magazine. A couple of weeks go by, and two more of them came ringing our doorbell. We were ready for them. When they asked if we would be interested in accepting and perusing the Watchtower magazine, we replied of course, but only if they would accept and read our literary fave that inspired us. Hubby handed one of them the Satanic Bible. The look of horror and shock on their faces was priceless. They literally raced away from our front door. We were never again bothered by JW people. NOTE: My husband purchased the Satanic Bible specifically for that reason only. I don't want anyone thinking we "Race With the Devil". We tossed it in a dumpster.
you guys are like little heroes in my mind now...

armyvet8896

Man this sucks.  Ground zero has a helluva show going on and its almost time for snoory to cut in with his sorry excuse of a show.  Where I live this is the only channel that's picks up these shows.

ItsOver

I'm in the same situation.  The Nooron is about to step-up to the bat to strike out again, following the heavy-hitting Clyde.  Time to turn-off the radio.  ::)

armyvet8896

I shit you not, 17 min in and snoory just tried to say poverty and pronounced it povy.

michio

Quote from: armyvet8896 on December 17, 2012, 11:53:46 PM
Man this sucks.  Ground zero has a helluva show going on and its almost time for snoory to cut in with his sorry excuse of a show.  Where I live this is the only channel that's picks up these shows.

Listen online. http://www.groundzeromedia.org/listen-to-ground-zero/

armyvet8896

Appreciate it man but I can't WiFi here at work and I don't have an unlimited internet plan. At&t sucks. Anyway thanks

Immy

WTF is it with George???

He has what is probably one of the more somber and negative first hours in recent C2C memory and he can't keep his tone consistant. One minute he's in dour agreement with his guest, then he's once again chipper answering calls ("I'm doin' fine, thanks!").

I never imagined he'd resort to his "That's true" and "Sure is" flash cards in response to his guest's alarming (ist?) statements. He's utterly disengaged even during C2C's darkest topics!! 

LacyWoodrow

George just called us all losers and haters who hide behind our computer.
So if that's the case what's he doing hiding behing a call Screener?
He wants to do a show on it he says, but then he retracted because he walk the walk and he knows it.

LacyWoodrow

Quote from: Paper*Boy on December 17, 2012, 12:49:23 PM
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Hahahah I got like a full 1 minute workout laughing at that. They got the hair down just perfect.

Darisi

Quote from: LacyWoodrow on December 18, 2012, 01:44:54 AM
George just called us all losers and haters who hide behind our computer.
So if that's the case what's he doing hiding behing a call Screener?
He wants to do a show on it he says, but then he retracted because he walk the walk and he knows it.

Yeah,  I heard that to. I almost choked on my pizza roll.

Quote from: DeeElf on December 17, 2012, 12:53:29 AM
That's not Anton Levay.  Lose the attitude and grab some knowledge.

That is Bob from Church of the SubGenius superimposed o a Aliester Crowley image.Hail Bob!




Doomed

Quote from: LacyWoodrow on December 18, 2012, 01:44:54 AM
George just called us all losers and haters who hide behind our computer.
So if that's the case what's he doing hiding behing a call Screener?
He wants to do a show on it he says, but then he retracted because he walk the walk and he knows it.
Yep, he did didnt he? "I wanna do a show about...nah. Nevermind..."
How is he going to do a show about haters without the haters? MV...get set for a call from Lisa Lyons...heh. If he really had the balls to do a show like that, he would, in all fairness, would have to call out the so called haters he rants about. George! Why hunt around for haters? Stop right here! This is your one-stop-shopping for first rate noory pounders. But understand this: We wont just bitch aimlessly about your shortcomings and weird habits. We WILL try to educate you about the shortcomings of the show as it is today, and maybe even throw in a few gentle lessons on hosting a radio program. If you like we can track down a speech therapist for you as well. See buddy? We aint so bad. Just trying to help out. If there is even the tiniest hope of saving C2C, we will do our part. So, what do you say? You in?

Quote from: LacyWoodrow on December 18, 2012, 01:44:54 AM
George just called us all losers and haters who hide behind our computer.
So if that's the case what's he doing hiding behing a call Screener?
He wants to do a show on it he says, but then he retracted because he walk the walk and he knows it.

We are not just haters, we are also pity-ers.

Anyway he is still terrible. He is like that guy they hire that does a terrible job and always complains how the guy before him messed things up so bad.

Morgus

Noory went into a mini-tirade tonight about what he called his internet 'haters'
he even went so far as to call them all a bunch of losers who spend all their time on the internet hiding behind fake names.

Quote from: LacyWoodrow on December 18, 2012, 01:47:23 AM
Hahahah I got like a full 1 minute workout laughing at that. They got the hair down just perfect.

I was watching re-run of an Ancient Aliens show last night on the Mayans (I like the video footage they have and the places they go on that show).  That is a still from their teaser promo for the first episode apparently being aired on 12/21.  Assuming we're still here.

George Noory, the great expert on the Mayans had 1 line in the show - he told us the Mayans had technology but were also violent.  Gee George, thaks for the info.

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Quote from: Doomed on December 18, 2012, 01:59:11 AM
Yep, he did didnt he? "I wanna do a show about...nah. Nevermind..."
How is he going to do a show about haters without the haters? MV...get set for a call from Lisa Lyons...heh. If he really had the balls to do a show like that, he would, in all fairness, would have to call out the so called haters he rants about. George! Why hunt around for haters? Stop right here! This is your one-stop-shopping for first rate noory pounders. But understand this: We wont just bitch aimlessly about your shortcomings and weird habits. We WILL try to educate you about the shortcomings of the show as it is today, and maybe even throw in a few gentle lessons on hosting a radio program. If you like we can track down a speech therapist for you as well. See buddy? We aint so bad. Just trying to help out. If there is even the tiniest hope of saving C2C, we will do our part. So, what do you say? You in?

Ah, another shout out.

George doesn't like criticism but he'd rather have thousands of posts describing his suckage and documenting some of it than actually put in the effort required to do a good job. Is it really that hard to listen to the guests, act interested, and carry his end of a conversation?

Hugo Fitch

He got so flustered that he confused Cain and Abel with David and Goliath, just before the break. The dolt.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Hugo Fitch on December 18, 2012, 02:36:48 AM
He got so flustered that he confused Cain and Abel with David and Goliath, just before the break. The dolt.
And this is how he knows them...

Quote from: Hugo Fitch on December 18, 2012, 02:36:48 AM
He got so flustered that he confused Cain and Abel with David and Goliath, just before the break. The dolt.

At least he didn't say Sodom and Gomorrah

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