George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

Last night with the second half guest who wanted to legalize cannibus, Noory at one point tried to imitate someone high on pot.
Probably it was what Noory thought someone would sound like based on old tv shows or movies?

I'm guessing Noory thinks Reefer Madness is a legit take on marijuana.

[Eddie Coyle]

I'm guessing Noory thinks Reefer Madness is a legit take on marijuana.

Dragnet 1967 is also a point of reference for him.
     And he may be the only person born in 1950 who didn't smoke dope.

[ziznak]

All he did was say "hey whats up man" all slow and stoney-like.  It was something like that... I was thinking to myself "yup... you really have no clue what gettin stoned is all about do ya?"  I'm sure Noory was afraid of having some sort of bad LSD trip as a result.

[Ben Shockley]

Noory at one point tried to imitate someone high on pot.

Theoretically, that should make him more coherent.

All he did was say "hey whats up man" all slow and stoney-like.

I don't know how you could tell the difference.   I guess, the use of "man," and "what's up" as opposed to "howwaryeew?"   See, that's more "street" and "urban" and possibly even "1930s jazz club"-- you know: where "drugs" are used.
Like when Michael "Savage" Wiener does what he thinks is his oh-so-devastating imitation of a "New York Jew" -- it's his regular voice with a little sneery slowness of inflection.

[Ben Shockley]

[Noory] may be the only person born in 1950 who didn't smoke dope.

Georgie thinks that the White doo-wop genre is criminally underappreciated.

[Eddie Coyle]

Georgie thinks that the White doo-wop genre is criminally underappreciated.

         Though he probably got annoyed when that guy from The Belmonts wrote that hippie song in '68 about rabble rousers being assassinated. Joey Dee and Starliters never pulled that shit.

[michio]

He had someone on once that told him he's gotta be one of two or three people out there that actually believe in abiotic oil.  He explained why the specific wells that people claim are re-filling are actually misinterpretations of short term data.  The guest told him he was dangerously misleading people and urged him to stop.  I don't remember who it was, but I'm sure he'll never be on again.

I've told sNoory he's misleading people, but with him being an anti-science egomaniac, he's impervious to the smallest amount of reason and common sense.  I remember the person you're talking about, I believe it's Matt Savinar because I have the audio of him saying those words to Simple George.  Noory can't stand people who "have a different opinion" and refuse to ride the crazy train with him as the engineer.  Savinar, on July 3, 2008, dared to question Noory's gut feeling about abiotic oil and suffered the consequences.  Matt told the one neuron Nooron that even if his pet abiotic oil obsession was real, the oil was being replenished so slowly that it's useless and irrelevant due the the ever-increasing demand and the rapidly dwindling reserves.  You could hear the exasperation in Savinar's voice, having to deal with someone of Noory's "intellect" and needing to explain easily understandable concepts to him without success.  Noory just couldn't wrap his brain around it.  Savinar was on C2C one time later on Dec. 27, 2008 with Punnett, but according to the C2C guest archive pages that was the last time. I'd happily attach my copy of the 'Savinar smacks down Noory' mp3 but I'm not sure if it's allowed on the board?

http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/guests/742.html

I found this. Here's Savinar talking with Art Bell in June (23?) 2007.

                               
Peak Oil - Last Oil Shock - (part 1 of 4)

[UnscreenedCaller]

And he may be the only person born in 1950 who didn't smoke dope.

He is.  Although, I could see him getting his wild on, visiting a headshop for papers and incense and feeling very, very hip while at the same time, he wouldn't use either because pot is the gateway drug to Bad Things and he is and always will be a nebbish.

[ziznak]

anybody else rolling the dice tonight?

[Morgus]

Noory had both the earthquake predictor scientist and psychic Dr. Louis Turi on in the first hour for a few minutes for them to confirm they had correct recent predictions regarding earthquakes and other disasters.

[ziznak]

Yeah tonight is yet another "classic."  So glad George knows his hepatitis ABC's.  I loved his little "you get that one from foolin around" prognosis.

[Morgus]

So glad George knows his hepatitis ABC's.  I loved his little "you get that one from foolin around" prognosis.

thats typical Noory, he can't handle using the word 'sex' on the air, he considers his show G-rated... 

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory had both the earthquake predictor scientist and psychic Dr. Louis Turi on in the first hour for a few minutes for them to confirm they had correct recent predictions regarding earthquakes and other disasters.

"Sumpthin's gonna happen"

[Ben Shockley]

Matt Savinar...on July 3, 2008, dared to question Noory's gut feeling about abiotic oil...

Go to  http://funklobaldy.fatcow.com/11757.html?entryId=135f0cb929ebefe695e3a8d8015c70da#blogstart
and find the show on the list.  It's a .rar file so be prepared for that.

[Ben Shockley]

So glad George knows his hepatitis ABC's.  I loved his little "you get that one from foolin around" prognosis.

Very irresponsible of a man so devoted to Lookin Gout fwor us to use such imprecise language.   He should be more specific and tell us exactly what base we have to get to in order to get the cooties.. I mean, disease.

[ItsOver]

I'm surprised nitwit Dr. Noory didn't add that turmeric would take care of dat disease.  :

[Juan]

No posts to this thread overnight.  Thus, a general purpose sNoory sucks.

[stevesh]

Last night, Noory ended his second "news' story about a woman who was attacked by a rabid beaver with this: "The big question: what is causing these animals to go bonkers ?".

Golly, George, I'm not sure. Maybe it's the RABIES.

Jesus Cripes, man, just read the copy. You don't have the brains to ad lib.

[Sardondi]

Last night, Noory ended his second "news' story about a woman who was attacked by a rabid beaver with this: "The big question: what is causing these animals to go bonkers ?"...

Angels?

[Eddie Coyle]

Last night, Noory ended his second "news' story about a woman who was attacked by a rabid beaver with this: "The big question: what is causing these animals to go bonkers ?".

Golly, George, I'm not sure. Maybe it's the RABIES.

Jesus Cripes, man, just read the copy. You don't have the brains to ad lib.

And I hope no one thinks Noory is displaying decorum... he just lacks the "wits" for the ribald double entendre possibilities of "rabid beaver".

[MV/Liberace!]

Angels?

ok.  this made me laugh.

[Morgus]

Last night was another of Noory's doom&gloom fests.
A guest recommended preparing for the coming mad-max world by stocking up on lots of bullets and over 3 years worth of food and water.

[Sardondi]

ok.  this made me laugh.

As does the pretty damn skillfully done bike-helmet avatar...

[ziznak]

As does the pretty damn skillfully done bike-helmet avatar...

its his facial expression that does it for me... looks like he just pooped in the potty all by himself for the first time...

[ziznak]

Anybody know anything about this Paul Selig guy Snoore's has on tonight? His website is surprisingly well done and he's got a friggin degree from Yale... still apparently he's got some new age fuzziness about him and is supposed to be a channeler... Think I'm gonna listen in tonight not only to see what Pauls about but to most likely hear some classic Nooryisms in regards to god angels and the afterlife.

[ItsOver]

Last night, Noory ended his second "news' story about a woman who was attacked by a rabid beaver with this: "The big question: what is causing these animals to go bonkers ?".

Golly, George, I'm not sure. Maybe it's the RABIES.

Jesus Cripes, man, just read the copy. You don't have the brains to ad lib.

I was just about to nod off when I heard something about "attacking rabid beavers," which can't help but get your attention.   I thought maybe LMH was popping-in with some kind of Earthfiles report.  Then Nitwit Noory's comment.  Another classic WTF moment, courtesy of the Nooron. 

[ziznak]

He also did a report on toddlers eating those washing machine pellets they make now.  I remember seeing something on the news about this weeks ago... I wonder what his little news queries look like?
"animal" "attack" "kill" "children" "disfigure" "poison" "dead" "baby"

[ChewMouse]

He also did a report on toddlers eating those washing machine pellets they make now.  I remember seeing something on the news about this weeks ago... I wonder what his little news queries look like?
"animal" "attack" "kill" "children" "disfigure" "poison" "dead" "baby"

You know, in my day, you took your chances and did your time. Eat that sweet-looking cleaner block out of the toilet? Fine, that's three days of diarrhea for you. Break open your Etch-A-Sketch to see and taste the lead pellets? Great, there went 50 points off your IQ. Kiss the dog when he's chewing a bone? Very good, we'll go to the hospital for nineteen stitches but there's no "plastic surgery" talk involved here, and nobody is hurting the dog over this event, the dog was justified. Fall off your bike and crack your skull? Excellent, now you'll be riding the short bus when school starts. Stick a coat hanger into a wall outlet? That hurt, didn't it? Bet you won't do that again. Fly forward from the backseat into the ashtray when Daddy slammed on the brakes? Well hang on back there, it's not like you didn't know you were in a moving vehicle, even if you were just three.

We pamper kids today. How many tastes of this colorful detergent-in-packets does a kid today have to take before he realizes it's crap? He eats the whole thing?

Well golly, then, we're raising them stupid as well!

[ItsOver]

Yeah, just think how many Noorys are going to emerge in the future since they're now being protected from their own idiocy.

[PB the Deplorable]

You know, in my day, you took your chances and did your time. Eat that sweet-looking cleaner block out of the toilet? Fine, that's three days of diarrhea for you. Break open your Etch-A-Sketch to see and taste the lead pellets? Great, there went 50 points off your IQ. Kiss the dog when he's chewing a bone? Very good, we'll go to the hospital for nineteen stitches but there's no "plastic surgery" talk involved here, and nobody is hurting the dog over this event, the dog was justified. Fall off your bike and crack your skull? Excellent, now you'll be riding the short bus when school starts. Stick a coat hanger into a wall outlet? That hurt, didn't it? Bet you won't do that again. Fly forward from the backseat into the ashtray when Daddy slammed on the brakes? Well hang on back there, it's not like you didn't know you were in a moving vehicle, even if you were just three...

Turn the radio to C2C when Noory on, go buy another one tomorrow after smashing it against the wall