George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[BobGrau]

Happy page 500 everyone!

Ah, the hate keeps me warm at night.

[WOTR]

There... finally 500 pages.  The only question I have is why George has done thousands of broadcasts and there are only 500 pages dedicated to his suckage?

[ChancersAnswer]

There... finally 500 pages.  The only question I have is why George has done thousands of broadcasts and there are only 500 pages dedicated to his suckage?

Not much content to comment on, I suppose. Three years I've listened to him, and the only thing I know of him is that he believes that "there's something going on".

[Morgus]

Happy page 500 everyone!

Actually the number of pages varies with each member depending on their customized board settings for the number of posts per page setting.
I have mine set for 50 per page, instead of the default 30 per page, so this thread shows as 300 pages instead. 
A more accurate and constant measure would be total number of posts in the thread, which must have broken thru 15,000 posts now?

[coaster]

After years of hosting the show we have only learned a couple things from George. He doesn't believe in coincidences and  people are acting strange. He sure is a deep and thought provoking individual, isn't he?  :

[PB the Deplorable]

There... finally 500 pages.  The only question I have is why George has done thousands of broadcasts and there are only 500 pages dedicated to his suckage?

There was once another site that had over 2500 pages deleted, then later deleted a replacement thread of about 1500.  It all started when George bailed on the Ouija Board experiment.

[PB the Deplorable]

After years of hosting the show we have only learned a couple things from George. He doesn't believe in coincidences and  people are acting strange. He sure is a deep and thought provoking individual, isn't he?  :

Is he still afraid of clowns or did he lose that cue card?

[fysisist]

After years of hosting the show we have only learned a couple things from George. He doesn't believe in coincidences and  people are acting strange. He sure is a deep and thought provoking individual, isn't he?  :

In the immortal words of Jim Morrison, "People are strange, when you're a stranger..."

[BobGrau]

In the immortal words of Jim Morrison, "People are strange, when you're a stranger..."

Perhaps there is a rock n roll code embedded within noory's inane drivellings? Some autistic twice-removed musical significance to each stammered brainfart or oft-repeated non-sequitor?

[ziznak]

Actually the number of pages varies with each member depending on their customized board settings for the number of posts per page setting.
I have mine set for 50 per page, instead of the default 30 per page, so this thread shows as 300 pages instead. 
A more accurate and constant measure would be total number of posts in the thread, which must have broken thru 15,000 posts now?

Funny you mention this.  When I first saw the mention of page 500 I actually changed my settings back to the default from 50.

[Harmness]

(insert latin for 'asshole has no sense of humour').

Popex sine festivi

(Off the top of my head, my latin is rusty as all hell, somebody correct me if I'm wrong.)

[b_dubb]

Noory sucks. Happy 500 all!

[MV/Liberace!]

Please keep your collective mind power energy beams focused on creating a "deluge" of moisture and "torrential" rains for the dry Midwest, as George requested.

when did george say this?  my mom told me just this morning that it's supposed to storm here in cape girardeau, MO  on thursday, so if george said this within the last day or two, he probably just simply looked at the forecast and made this statement so that when it actually DOES rain (as forecast) on thursday, he can take credit by citing his little "mass consciousness" endeavor.

[Sardondi]

Popex sine festivi

(Off the top of my head, my latin is rusty as all hell, somebody correct me if I'm wrong.)

That looks suspiciously like the highly idiosyncratic Latin which several high school friends and I were forced to devise when we couldn't find an appropriate rendering of such insults as "he blows dogs" anywhere in our Latin II textbooks. (We came up with "Vacuumus cani.")

[Anchorman]

This guy is the worst host ever. When guests tell part of an interesting story, he never asks the obvious follow up questions to bring out the rest. So each interview is a collection of half stories with no resolution. It's frigging irritating to be honest. The Tobias McGriff interview was a train wreck. Sad, as a professional storyteller, he seemed to have interesting stories but rarely got a chance to finish them. It's like Noory has no interest in the topic and is just trying to get the show over with as quickly as possible.

[sleeplessinca]

Had to laugh when the storyteller guy (who I enjoyed) was accused of not listening  to a caller when he WAS!!!

Snoorey would project his boredom to his guest.

Oh brother ! Tonight he just said the earth forgot how to rain as a way of explaining the massive droughts.  The guest tried to say that physically warmer air holds more moisture but Snoorey quickly shut that down and went to break.

What a dope.

[Juan]

Not only did the earth forget how to rain, but "we've" got to remind it somehow.
I'm so used to sNoory's idiocies that I usually just groan, but I laughed out loud at that one.

[DebbyS]

I'm pages and pages behind reading, but I've meant to write about the apparent lack now of C2C in Albuquerque.  The Disney-esque music-for-young-teenage-girls station that was playing C2C has stopped doing so. I found the show can be heard fairly well at this time (atmospheric conditions allowing) out of San Antonio, TX, on WOAI 1200, not that there has been much worth listening to lately....

[ItsOver]

Is he still afraid of clowns or did he lose that cue card?

Oh, yeah, fear of clowns.  How ironic.

[ziznak]

I'm pages and pages behind reading, but I've meant to write about the apparent lack now of C2C in Albuquerque.  The Disney-esque music-for-young-teenage-girls station that was playing C2C has stopped doing so. I found the show can be heard fairly well at this time (atmospheric conditions allowing) out of San Antonio, TX, on WOAI 1200, not that there has been much worth listening to lately....

You can always just stream C2C via internet or download the shows the next day.  Demonoid.me has a poster that always posts the shows the next day and there's monthly sets of shows at PBAY http://thepiratebay.se/search/coast%20to%20coast%20am/0/7/100

by the way I was afraid of clowns when I was little... now I just really hate them.  I hate mimes even worse!!

[Frys Girl]

You can always just stream C2C via internet or download the shows the next day.  Demonoid.me has a poster that always posts the shows the next day and there's monthly sets of shows at PBAY http://thepiratebay.se/search/coast%20to%20coast%20am/0/7/100

by the way I was afraid of clowns when I was little... now I just really hate them.  I hate mimes even worse!!

I believe there's also someone posting Coast to Coast each day on youtube. I'm not sure if Premiere is taking this crap seriously..... you know how they are, but if you search by date, you can probably find it.

[NoMoreNoory]

A couple of recent Moments Of Zenoory to share......
1. What is it with ancestry.com? First The Nooron tells us he can trace his family back to nearly the beginning of time, as I noted in an earlier post The night before last, we get this. Set your BS sensors to maximum.

'You've heard me tokkeen about the discoveries I've made on ancestry.com about my family. Well here's another! I learned that, because of the 1930s Census, that out of the entire family then, only my Aunt could read and write, and my grandmother had yet to learn English*. That's pretty fascinateen. Now that's a story that didn't get passed down, and I was able to find it on ancestry.com.'

Do one, Noory. Your Aunt? That's one of your parents' sister. And nobody knew that? Your beloved late Dad or your sainted Momma still with us never told you? Crap. Nor would a census taker note that an individual could or couldn't speak English. Utter, utter bison crap! Quit making shit up for your commercials.

*So has her grandson.

2. Laughter among the muesli this morning (in London, Coast is a breakfast experience) with Nassim Harramein who has, according to the C2C website 'spent years researching the geometry of hyperspace, theoretical physics, cosmology, chemistry, anthroplogy and ancient civilisations'. Wow. Busy boy.
The Nooron pins him down with a typically probing enquiry:

'I wanna know your take, Nassim, on The Big Bang. What do you think happened?'

NH: 'Erm. I think The Big Bang theory is a partial theory that is partially correct, you know? [Perhaps it was really John Cleese after all?] There is a big event, you know, erm, a lot of energy is released, a lot of material is released. I just think that it's continuous, it's a continuous creation. We're just observing one bang, erm, just because we're really, really teeny relative to the bang, you know, and so, it's, we, and, and, and our lifetime, even as a society, almost as an apian culture is very short relative to universal time, so we just saw one bang, we think there's only one bang, but I think it's continously banging....'

My only question for myself is: Why the hell do I keep listening?

[Frys Girl]

My only question for myself is: Why the hell do I keep listening?

Maybe it is that you haven't found something to replace it or you are fascinated by this idiot. Either way, it's ok. I just stopped "cold turkey." George Noory's act got old.


As to ancestry.com, what a bore. I'm not sure why anyone would pay to know if aunt josie mcclain could read and write. it's like a poor man's way to feel important. face it, if you're not a Bush or Rockefeller, no one cares about your ancestry. 

[NoMoreNoory]

I'm pages and pages behind reading, but I've meant to write about the apparent lack now of C2C in Albuquerque.  The Disney-esque music-for-young-teenage-girls station that was playing C2C has stopped doing so. I found the show can be heard fairly well at this time (atmospheric conditions allowing) out of San Antonio, TX, on WOAI 1200, not that there has been much worth listening to lately....

iPhone + Tune-In Radio App means you can listen to C2C in perfect quality on pretty much any station it's broadcasting on. So in London, I listen on WENG out of Florida. Tune-In also lets you rewind and fast forward in 'live', record a section you've just been listening to, or set a timer to record a whole show. It doesn't allow you to sack Noory yet, but it's surely only a matter of time 

[MV/Liberace!]

congrats on page 500, HorrorRetro.

[Oversoul]

Congratulations, Mr. Noory, for your censorship and for playing favorites on C2Cs. Congratulations. 

[MV/Liberace!]

Congratulations, Mr. Noory, for your censorship and for playing favorites on C2Cs. Congratulations.

what is this in reference to?

[HorrorRetro]

congrats on page 500, HorrorRetro.

Thanks!  Glad I was able to contribute to the continuing documentation of Noory's ongoing suckage and bovarism.

Gina

[El Kragen]

A couple of recent Moments Of Zenoory to share......
1. What is it with ancestry.com? First The Nooron tells us he can trace his family back to nearly the beginning of time, as I noted in an earlier post The night before last, we get this. Set your BS sensors to maximum.

'You've heard me tokkeen about the discoveries I've made on ancestry.com about my family. Well here's another! I learned that, because of the 1930s Census, that out of the entire family then, only my Aunt could read and write, and my grandmother had yet to learn English*. That's pretty fascinateen. Now that's a story that didn't get passed down, and I was able to find it on ancestry.com.'

Do one, Noory. Your Aunt? That's one of your parents' sister. And nobody knew that? Your beloved late Dad or your sainted Momma still with us never told you? Crap. Nor would a census taker note that an individual could or couldn't speak English. Utter, utter bison crap! Quit making shit up for your commercials.

*So has her grandson.

Ancestry.com was told they needed to put a disclaimer on their tv commercials that the people were actors and the stories were not real. I imagine the same doesn't hold true for radio spots. They or George himself makes up "interesting" shit to say.

He did that with the safe company a while back. George made big claims about investigating the strange and paranormal for years and had amassed  a huge collection of priceless stuff. Yeeeeeah ok

[Sardondi]

...My only question for myself is: Why the hell do I keep listening?

I haven't listened live to C2C, other than a less-than-15-minute dip-in to George Knapp, for months. It might be getting close to 6 months. And it's been longer than that since I've listened to Noory, live or recorded. This leaves me so much more time to listen to the AB Stream and the assorted sites with Art Bell content.

Now I know that for many people it's Art Bell or no one. And while I enjoy and seek out AB's shows, it's because they're consistently riveting and entertaining, even enlightening, not because he's the lost hero I pine for. I would gladly listen to C2C if there was almost any competent main host. My objection is to Premiere's insistence on shoving a proven 24-karat moron down our throats against our wills.

It's sad and almost inconceivable that a nationally syndicated program would even tolerate such a dreadfully incompetent host; and yet Premiere has made Noory into C2C's anchor personality. I hope Art got millions and millions for C2C, because if he didn't it would have to be painful beyond measure to see what has been done to the show.

We here at CoastGab are a minority. But even though many C2C listeners disagree with us, and enjoy and even idolize Noory, even his biggest fans, know that there is a huge segment of former listeners who simply cannot abide the man. And Noory's fans know it is because we think he is grossly incompetent, and that he conducts simply wretched interviews. Rest assured that while many of George's "online bodyguards" may call us "haters" who "need to get a life", they know in their hearts that ours is not an unreasonable or unfounded complaint. They know we have a point. They put up with George in spite of the fact he's an idiot. But they know exactly what we're talking about.

That's gotta be worth something.

A couple of recent Moments Of Zenoory to share......
1. What is it with ancestry.com? First The Nooron tells us he can trace his family back to nearly the beginning of time, as I noted in an earlier post The night before last, we get this. Set your BS sensors to maximum.

'You've heard me tokkeen about the discoveries I've made on ancestry.com about my family. Well here's another! I learned that, because of the 1930s Census, that out of the entire family then, only my Aunt could read and write, and my grandmother had yet to learn English*. That's pretty fascinateen. Now that's a story that didn't get passed down, and I was able to find it on ancestry.com.'

Do one, Noory. Your Aunt? That's one of your parents' sister. And nobody knew that? Your beloved late Dad or your sainted Momma still with us never told you? Crap. Nor would a census taker note that an individual could or couldn't speak English. Utter, utter bison crap! Quit making shit up for your commercials.

*So has her grandson....

Ancestry.com was told they needed to put a disclaimer on their tv commercials that the people were actors and the stories were not real. I imagine the same doesn't hold true for radio spots. They or George himself makes up "interesting" shit to say....

What incredible bullshit. My question is, does George really believe ancestry.com when it tells him his ancestors include Michelangelo, Charlemagne, King Arthur and Jesus, or is he perpetrating one of those frauds that he's so careful to protect his listeners from?