George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[onan]

There were times when Art had a guest who was technical and I would be struggling to understand his train of thought and almost always Art would end up giving a quick summary or background that would clear things up for me.  You could tell that Art was interesting and engaged. 

You just succinctly explained why Art is the talent he is.

[Kojiro]

Did you hear that vindictive, self-aggrandized tone Norry used with Marjorie Sandor? When he asked for the 100th time about her favorite story, I think actually something like, "throw another one out there" and she, sorta, balked and he said, under his breathe- but clearly audible- "you'll only sell a million books because of me" (or something to that effect, it could've been us instead of me.)

ps: I'm running a few days behind in listening but the opportunity to load up the truck and find camping gear stashed all over places in the garage is allowing me to catch up. And it aint pretty listening.

I request a recording of this. I have just gotta hear this for myself.

[Jocko Johnson]

I left the radio on while making grilled cheese (I really should know better by now) and heard this.  I figured I would come here because others will have made fun of the idiot. 


He makes it sound like the hurdle is going to be getting US permission to travel to Cuba.  I would say the problem will be convincing Castro that he should be interviewed by fumblegums, the "king" of overnight radio heard by dozens of cat ladies...  Though Castro may grant the interview to broadcast in his country as an example of the inferiority of American education, American intelligence and American entertainment.


On the other hand, I hope he does land the interview.  I look forward to welcoming Castro as a member when he searches "George Noory sucks" immediately following the interview.

That is very funny!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

So Paladin, Sister Mary Snowflake tried to slap you around too, eh!? Yard stick, 12 to 16 inch ruler, or that pointer stick with the little red tubber tip..or maybe the big rosary beads the nuns had snd or the rope belt the brothers wore as a belt for their robes with those big knots, like a "monkey's fist!" ! Went to NYC Catholic  schools from Kindergarten thru college. Priest, nuns and brothers...and no, no sexual abuse before anyone asks. And the last 4 years were my own choice!

[ACE of CLUBS]

I have a weird theory about this. When Art was still hosting and The Chase was his intro, it had a certain energy that stoked anticipation for what was to follow. Art then took over and added his own energy as the show progressed. His bumper music added more.

Now The Chase sounds like it's on life support with all of the energy drained out of it. Then Dave is on air and I don't think I need to describe what happens then.  No bumper music can fix this.

Agree ...... 'The Chase' will always be Art's music ...... it has the cadence/beat of a Harley-Davidson loping along Nevada's State 50 in the afterglow of a Great Basin day, air temperature dropping, radiant heat from the earth. Pink to crimson, mauve to purple ..... darkness is slipping in  ............ "From the High Desert and the Great American Southwest ....... "
Yes Art, 'The Chase' is yours ...... all the vibrancy and expectation is there still .....
"Wanna' take a ride ......... ? "

[Izintit?]

Did you hear that vindictive, self-aggrandized tone Norry used with Marjorie Sandor? When he asked for the 100th time about her favorite story, I think actually something like, "throw another one out there" and she, sorta, balked and he said, under his breathe- but clearly audible- "you'll only sell a million books because of me" (or something to that effect, it could've been us instead of me.)

ps: I'm running a few days behind in listening but the opportunity to load up the truck and find camping gear stashed all over places in the garage is allowing me to catch up. And it aint pretty listening.

Yes, I heard it. Sandor just got through talking to a caller about an author for about two minutes so immediately George goes to his 3x5`s and asked one of his usual questions. Barely having time to catch her breath she jokingly said "You`re really putting me to work!" . Bunghole said agitatedly " You`re prolly gonna sell a million books because of this" or something to that effect. The tone was the real Noory-the same tone he used when he said "Absolutely not!!" when asked if he would have Art on his show. GNS

[ItsOver]

Richard will be Richard.  Dave will always be a Dick.

[NoMoreNoory]

Did you hear that vindictive, self-aggrandized tone Norry used with Marjorie Sandor? When he asked for the 100th time about her favorite story, I think actually something like, "throw another one out there" and she, sorta, balked and he said, under his breathe- but clearly audible- "you'll only sell a million books because of me" (or something to that effect, it could've been us instead of me.)

ps: I'm running a few days behind in listening but the opportunity to load up the truck and find camping gear stashed all over places in the garage is allowing me to catch up. And it aint pretty listening.

Thanks for jogging my memory, Albrecht. I heard this, but it had slipped my mind in the midst of the general deluge of suckage - especially that night. I recall thinking that there was a moment when he let the mask slip and revealed his own sense of self-importance and the contempt he has for his guests and his audience.

[Beelzebubbelah]

JZ Knight has crawled out from her hole.  I wonder if Linda Evans and other Hollywood types still follow this kook.  Jorch , so we are supposed to believe UFO stories from a person who talks to a 35,000 year old human spirit named Ramtha?  I don't think so. Off goes the radio.

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'Allo!
With you am i still.
Funny you mention the famous kkonan-wanna-be the "Ram"god-mebbe of Egypt,the"Old God".
J.Z.Knight,she put the 'Yell'in"Yelm".
I was somewhat suspicious when the Klinton II campaign bus karavan stopped in Yelm many years ago.
Various"Celebs"whom,Shirley McLaine/Yanni/Et.Al.?come to mind,were seemingly pursueded by the ventriloquist act to part with any pretense to credulity.
Ramtha should be i.d.'d as,"Rumtha",voice of neo-faschisti Donald"Dark/Dork Lard of the Silt"="Rumsfeldt"...
Author of the"What 2.7 Trillion $ Missing Funds"speech before the P.N.A.C.Coup-de-T'aat.
Shirley,you jest,Shirley...
"B_B"

[Juan Cena]

Already had to turn C2C off because Dave had one of his doom & gloom economy "experts" on.

[zeebo]

Already had to turn C2C off because Dave had one of his doom & gloom economy "experts" on.

Wait till the "Mark of the Beast" lady comes on, she'll cheer ya up.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George says they're going to discuss the dark side of AC/DC.  Was there another side?

[Juan Cena]

Wait till the "Mark of the Beast" lady comes on, she'll cheer ya up.

Oh goody! More "computers and the Mark of the Beast" crap.

I'm Christian, but I think this theory is bunk. Basically because I feel that if/when all the stuff like Wormwood in Revelation happens, it's pretty much gonna knock the Earth back into the Stone Age, or at least Back to a pre-industrial civilization.

[CJJames]

Holy God. Dave just told a cancer survivor that she beat stage five cancer and the survivor told him there are only four stages.
RETIRE YOU BADLY MUSTACHED FOOL!

[Jorch Einstein]

I know Jorch loves the old classics, so the next time he performs at one of his singing engagements, I suggest he sings that old chestnut "Bewigged, Bothered, and Bewildered."

[akwilly]

Damn I thought the AC/DC show was goinga be about electricity

[trostol]

i call BS on that...i just on my smart phone said ok google and nothing happened

[CJJames]

Oh goody! More "computers and the Mark of the Beast" crap.

I'm Christian, but I think this theory is bunk. Basically because I feel that if/when all the stuff like Wormwood in Revelation happens, it's pretty much gonna knock the Earth back into the Stone Age, or at least Back to a pre-industrial civilization.

The irony here is that the same technology this author is saying will enslave us all played a big role in the sales of her last book. Hypocrite.

[trostol]

sounds like some more fear mongering from a guest...yay

[zeebo]

The irony here is that the same technology this author is saying will enslave us all played a big role in the sales of her last book. Hypocrite.

Makes me wonder about RFID-tagged Bibles.

[akwilly]

24 is the number of the beast and he plays for the seahawks

[21st Century Man]

Somebody named Stanleypaw just created a porn thread under the General Discussion forum.

[zeebo]

Guys btw, some of you may be wondering, Hey what's up with zeebo, he said he was done with this thread for awhile?  Well, you are right to be dubious.  But you see, technically, this is drunk zeebo, which is an altogether different zeebo, and that my friends, is how I square that circle. 

[zeebo]

Somebody named Stanleypaw just created a porn thread under the General Discussion forum.

Ok bets on how long that'll last.  Btw, great reply on the thread 21st.

[21st Century Man]

Ok bets on how long that'll last.  Btw, great reply on the thread 21st.

LOL. Thanks, zeebo.

This RFID crap has been done to death on this show.  Maybe it will morph into the Mark of the Beast but I'm just a wee bit skeptical.

[michio]

Holy God. Dave just told a cancer survivor that she beat stage five cancer and the survivor told him there are only four stages.
RETIRE YOU BADLY MUSTACHED FOOL!

Amen to that. sNoory must have forgotten how to use Google, or Tommy the Butler was taking a bathroom break.

[trostol]

LOL. Thanks, zeebo.

This RFID crap has been done to death on this show.  Maybe it will morph into the Mark of the Beast but I'm just a wee bit skeptical.

same lady too i think every time

[albrecht]

Ok bets on how long that'll last.  Btw, great reply on the thread 21st.

As rodent, I have to ask. And I haven't done so before. You recall the amazing prediction, when Ian handled the show for New Year's Predictions, some few years back when a serious caller spoke about various small forest creatures who would begin to attack? Ian even egged him on for larger fair (beavers etc) but he stuck with his prediction that it would be small forest creatures. And would only be in the NW area (as I recall?) Starting in some park (Vancouver? Seattle?) And then maybe getting larger and spreading? (I also recall it was an amazing show in which a predictor talked about some metal in which "King Midas" lived and would return (due to Annuaki/Satan) and Ian claimed he had a wedding ring of such metal and the caller hoped "he would make it.)

What of the rodent uprising? Are you "King Midas?" Does anyone recall that bizarre show/callers?

[PChirp]

As rodent, I have to ask. And I haven't done so before. You recall the amazing prediction, when Ian handled the show for New Year's Predictions, some few years back when a serious caller spoke about various small forest creatures who would begin to attack? Ian even egged him on for larger fair (beavers etc) but he stuck with his prediction that it would be small forest creatures. And would only be in the NW area (as I recall?) Starting in some park (Vancouver? Seattle?) And then maybe getting larger and spreading? (I also recall it was an amazing show in which a predictor talked about some metal in which "King Midas" lived and would return (due to Annuaki/Satan) and Ian claimed he had a wedding ring of such metal and the caller hoped "he would make it.)

What of the rodent uprising? Are you "King Midas?" Does anyone recall that bizarre show/callers?

Yeah, Zeeb!  What exactly have you imbibed?   

[zeebo]

As rodent, I have to ask. And I haven't done so before. You recall the amazing prediction, when Ian handled the show for New Year's Predictions, some few years back when a serious caller spoke about various small forest creatures who would begin to attack? Ian even egged him on for larger fair (beavers etc) but he stuck with his prediction that it would be small forest creatures. And would only be in the NW area (as I recall?) Starting in some park (Vancouver? Seattle?) And then maybe getting larger and spreading? (I also recall it was an amazing show in which a predictor talked about some metal in which "King Midas" lived and would return (due to Annuaki/Satan) and Ian claimed he had a wedding ring of such metal and the caller hoped "he would make it.)

What of the rodent uprising? Are you "King Midas?" Does anyone recall that bizarre show/callers?

I do recall that one actually, the part about the forest creatures rebellion, not the metallic wrinkle though.  I cannot confirm or deny if my furry brethren are mounting such forces, however I will only caution you that should the great diminutive mammal wave of freedom commence, it is always wise to have one of those big 5-lb bags of costco peanuts on hand.