George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bigchucka]

No, I don't think that anybody will want to try the fecal transplants at home, so we needn't  worry about that. Unless its part of some sex fetish, but who wants to go there?

Pro's and Con's when debating ATM.  Pro restores gastrointestinal bacteria.  Con good way to catch strep throat.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN just asked if bacteria have eyes.

[Treading Water]

GN just asked if bacteria have eyes.

Silly me.  I thought he was trying to figure out how to spell bacteria, and asked if it had "i's"....  [bactereea]   

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Silly me.  I thought he was trying to figure out how to spell bacteria, and asked if it had "i's"....  [bactereea]   

[Juan]

You can think of Regional Emmys as local emmys.  The region might be one big market, or several small markets combined.  It's the most common form of Emmy and one is prestigious, though not as prestigious as one from a national competition.

[expat]

My local station screwed up big-time last night, and for half an hour all we heard was the network cue-track.

"Five minutes until commercial.....[long pause]...One minute until commercial.....[pause]....All stations CUE COMMERCIAL"

It was kinda restful. I'm going to e-mail them asking them to do it more often.

[ItsOver]

Lucky you.  My local station aired some kind of dreck called "Coast to Coast AM with George Noory." 

[Izintit?]

GN just asked if bacteria have eyes.

At the very least questions like this should get you canned.Maybe George has a half black,half mexican mistress we can bribe to tape him being exceedingly stupid.

[wr250]

At the very least questions like this should get you canned.Maybe George has a half black,half mexican mistress we can bribe to tape him being exceedingly stupid.

isnt that what a coast insider subscription is for? to tape noory's stupidity?

[Izintit?]

isnt that what a coast insider subscription is for? to tape noory's stupidity?

LOL Good point!

[Abby Normal]

Time just released their 100 Most Influential People issue.  George wasn't included.

[zeebo]

isnt that what a coast insider subscription is for? to tape noory's stupidity?

Yep for just 15 cents a day you can get all the stupid you want.

[bigchucka]

At the very least questions like this should get you canned.Maybe George has a half black,half mexican mistress we can bribe to tape him being exceedingly stupid.

That's a Black Latino.  Didn't the George Zimmerman case cover that?

[bigchucka]

isnt that what a coast insider subscription is for? to tape noory's stupidity?

That can be done for free.  The subscription is for downloading it so clips can be made to get the stupidity down to small, difficultly digested capsules.

[Izintit?]

At least least they're not "Prestegious" (As Bill Cunningham calls them) Marconi awards.  Bill makes a big deal in his show intro about his two.  Imagine if Noory had three of em what he would do...

I`ll tell you what Fumblegums would do. He`d eventually read off Tommy "Double-Wide" Danheiser`s cue cards that he won three Macaroni Awards.

[nooryisawesome]

My local station screwed up big-time last night, and for half an hour all we heard was the network cue-track.

"Five minutes until commercial.....[long pause]...One minute until commercial.....[pause]....All stations CUE COMMERCIAL"

It was kinda restful. I'm going to e-mail them asking them to do it more often.

Ratings were at an all time high for a Noory hosted show, that night.

[Dateline]

If you filled the baby with not a pizza roll, but a mean, dugh meat and bean burrito.  Guess what kind of baby you would have?

Times up:  It would be a beanie baby.

Another standup laugh delivered to you from your friends at Bellgab.

[yumyumtree]

Pro's and Con's when debating ATM.  Pro restores gastrointestinal bacteria.  Con good way to catch strep throat.

Well, I guess that this is something that everybody knew about but me. I googled it, and it turns out that its a very promising treatment for a variety of problems. But since it still sounds disgusting, I would still prefer to take care of my gut and my general health so as to avoid the need for such things. It's a rare night that I actually learn anything from c to c. Learning things from other Bellgab posters happens a bit oftener.

[yumyumtree]

Bissionette is an odd guest choice for C2C as most of the show's guests would fit comfortably in his book. When Noory asked for callers to share their stories, I was tempted to call in with my story about how Deepak Chopra paid for three Portland hookers in Oct. of 1992, but I knew I would never make it on the air - and if I did make it on the air by a fluke, my line would be cut as soon as I mentioned Chopra. John Hogue quotes Osho all the time, the guy that left a trail of death and destruction in Oregon in the 1980's, when he was known as the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh. Someone very dear to me almost died after Osho's deranged disciples poisoned the restaurant salad bars in Oregon.

The difference between scumbag tv preachers and scumbag New Age gurus is that the preachers usually publicly apologize (even though they are only sorry they got caught) where as the New Agers go on the attack - as when Chopra sued THE WEEKLY STANDARD (and won) when that paper called him out.

George, you asked why people still follow these creeps when they are exposed. Could the fact that C2C continues to promote these folks no matter how many times they get caught with their pants down have something to do with it? Someone once said that you can't expect to get good fruit from a bad tree. You can't get good advice from a scumbag.

I did a little poking around online and apparently the Antelope affair could have been even worse. This is documented in OR news sources. They planned even more poisonings, hits on Oregon politicians and even a (smaller scale) 911 type attack if some sort. I'm guessing that Anand Sheela was behind this stuff. She was a real piece of work.

[VtaGeezer]

Every program this week has sucked, currently is sucking, or will suck.  Bad topics, bad guests, and Noory.   

After 18+ years of virtual nightly C2C listening, we no longer tune in on weeknights. It's been like watching the old neighborhood steadily fall into decline.  Sigh.

[albrecht]

I loved the quack callers with this microbiologist, Dr.Martin Blaser. But even they couldn't match George's amazing questions like, mean you to a PhD Microbiologist "have you ever looked at one of these bacterias, I mean electronic microscope". The doctor: "Of course!". Follow up questions were about "if they have eyes", etc. The guest handled both host and callers with aplomb. And of course, we had a bunch of the Norryism or shortening, or lengthening, a caller's name. Grace in San Francisco- "hello Gracie". But he didn't go to Bartholomew with caller Bart.

One question that never got asked by Norry or any callers, at least thus far, "what about all the dead microbiologists???!"

[Khameleon808]

I know this is gonna scream redundancy, but George Noory sucks!  Big time

[MrHippie]

I will listen to George sometimes for the laughs he provides with his self absorption and ineptitude and he did not disappoint this week.

LOVED the reporting on the Internet Explorer hack. He called I.E  "the internet explorer program" and hackers will "seep into your computer" with "mollware".

George felt compelled to refer to "that Twilight Zone movie about Death visiting an old lady" with another guest whose topic was the afterlife.  Wasn't a movie but an episode from the classic tv show. And as the guest continued on George interrupted her after a few minutes of Googling instead of listening to and responding to his guest, "and Robert Redford played Death". Classic Nooron.

On another show George let us know that Sunspots are happening  and they are causing tornadoes that caused George to have a 'bumpy ride" on an airplane.  All roads lead to George.

And can someone confirm that as George was introducing his second guest going into hour three on Tuesday night that he had trouble swallowing or something and actually said on air "I'm choking".

[NoMoreNoory]

I loved the quack callers with this microbiologist, Dr.Martin Blaser. But even they couldn't match George's amazing questions like, mean you to a PhD Microbiologist "have you ever looked at one of these bacterias, I mean electronic microscope". The doctor: "Of course!". Follow up questions were about "if they have eyes", etc. The guest handled both host and callers with aplomb. And of course, we had a bunch of the Norryism or shortening, or lengthening, a caller's name. Grace in San Francisco- "hello Gracie". But he didn't go to Bartholomew with caller Bart.

One question that never got asked by Norry or any callers, at least thus far, "what about all the dead microbiologists???!"

Favourite moment was Joorch asking if bacteria could communicate, and appearing astonished that, yes, they can. He followed this by adopting a kind of Mickey Mouse voice and pretending to be a bacterium warning his fellow bacteria that an anti-biotic was coming to get them. Completely embarrassing. You feel the Director of the Human Microbiome Program at NYU deserved a little better than the kindergarten level of approach to his subject The Idiot managed to achieve.
Blaser was fascinating, particularly in the linkage between the massive over-prescription of anti-biotics that has gone on in the last 40 years, as well as the huge rise in C-sections which robs babies of essential bacteria as they pass through their mother's birth canal, and such modern epidemics as obesity, autism, asthma and allergies. Noory's constant asinine enquiries - Can they see? Can we see them? Can they move, etc - once again ruined what should have been an intriguing and informative interview.

Btw, where is Valdez??

[zeebo]

...Btw, where is Valdez??

I was wondering that too.  We miss your illuminating recaps Valdez!

[popple]

I got tipped off that tonight's show is gonna be another clashick epishode so I'm settling in with some popcorn

[zeebo]

I got tipped off that tonight's show is gonna be another clashick epishode so I'm settling in with some popcorn

Yeah I heard tonite George is stepping it up to Boise Level.

[popple]

It was a mean baby monitor.

[popple]

Jorch talking about baby monitors catching fire and hurting babies.

[Dateline]

This begs the question, If you have a mean baby monitor, would it be a mean baby?

Or, which comes first the mean baby monitor or the mean baby? 

Noory must have had a bad pregnancy.