George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Spinner]

Hello Art. The email was sent today to your mindspring address.

Is that like, "the dog ate my homework"?

. . .  I would never hurt you

Your recent actions say otherwise.

[SnoorysStache]

Sorry, Art; I posted this before I read your post. The redundant mention of coincidences was purely coincidental.

ETA: I hope that you interview tonight's guest at some point, as you could really do him justice. David Weatherly, who wrote "Black Eyed Children" and "Strange Intruders" (recent release), might be another great guest.

Yes! I so want Art to interview David Weatherly. Jason Offutt too.

[Meanandnasty]

Popple's video reminds us all that George doesn't wear a rug. Not at all. We know this because he told us so on this thread. And he would never lie to us, would he?

No, he would never ever hurt us like that.

[bateman]

Is that like, "the dog ate my homework"?

Your recent actions say otherwise.

Or "check's in the mail."

[Xtreme1]

CQ, CQ, CQ, DX.  And WHAM, out of the ether comes the KNYE with a 5x5 signal of Whoopass for the Jorchster. Sorry for the ham radio reference, Art understands!

[herbalizer]

I like how george was claiming he was "outta here" but as soon as Art posted he came slithering back to hiss out a mumble about this being a misunderstanding. You vile little snake George, if you had any fuckin' heart at all you'd be a man and own up.

[sleeplessinca]

Guest: a lot of people think the Loch Ness Monster is an eel ...blah blah blah blah blah eel blah blah eel blah
Dave:  is it possible it is an eel?

Dave must be praying for this interview to end.  He made such a big mistake coincidence. 

[lonevoice]

Popple's video reminds us all that George doesn't wear a rug. Not at all. We know this because he told us so on this thread. And he would never lie to us, would he?

No, he never ever would. And he would never ever hurt Art either.  And Art's the only one who knows that.   OMG!

[bateman]

He's making a coincidence in his pants after being called our for yet another lie.

[Roy Hinkley]

Watching all this unfold in real time tonight has been a surreal pleasure.  Feel like the ride is already getting started.   

We're part of hishtory in the making.

[Meanandnasty]

He's making a coincidence in his pants after being called our for yet another lie.

And, that is from a truth seeker.

[popple]

Guest: a lot of people think the Loch Ness Monster is an eel ...blah blah blah blah blah eel blah blah eel blah
Dave:  is it possible it is an eel?

Dave must be praying for this interview to end.  He made such a big mistake coincidence.

Dave: Why are gargoyles so scary looking?

TO KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS AWAY FROM OUR PIZZA ROLLS!!

[Nucky Nolan]

Yes! I so want Art to interview David Weatherly. Jason Offutt too.

Offutt's a good choice too. There's no expiration date on shadow people.

[coaster]

Did I hear this right? Tonight's guest was talking about how people think the Loch Ness Monster was a giant eel. And then right after he said that, George says "our guest Ken Gerhard think its a giant eel, what do you think"? He asked that to his guest?

[Ravenna]

Drove the douchebag out of town! Pitchforks and flaming torches!!

He couldn't take the heat, so he got out of the fire.

[bateman]

Dave: Why are gargoyles so scary looking?

TO KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS AWAY FROM OUR PIZZA ROLLS!!

Did that seriously just happen?

Why am I even asking, of course it did.

[Spinner]

Guest: a lot of people think the Loch Ness Monster is an eel ...blah blah blah blah blah eel blah blah eel blah
Dave:  is it possible it is an eel?

He does that so often that you have to pretty much expect it. It was one of the first things that irritated me about George years ago. He just doesn't pay any attention to what his guests are saying.

[NoMoreNoory]

Guest: a lot of people think the Loch Ness Monster is an eel ...blah blah blah blah blah eel blah blah eel blah
Dave:  is it possible it is an eel?

And follows up by informing us that Gerhard is 'the author of his latest work'. For Christ's sake. He really does sound like he just wants to crawl away and curl up in a corner somewhere.

[SaucyRossy]

Hello all, I have NO email from George, at least nothing today and nothing that relates to Oates at all.
There are several things I do not understand. I said I no longer hold a grudge with respect to Oates and
that is true, that kind of thing will make you sick but I will NEVER forget or forgive. Many of you remember,
or if not, know what was said now as does George, he Twitted that he plans to have him on again, really?
I thought that there was possibly a chance that George did not know the history, I no longer believe that.
At this point it no longer matters, it's done. I think coincidence occurs all the time, George I think has a
contrary view, to be sure this was a monster one. I did ban Oates for life. If George does not respect that
after reading what Oates said about me then there is nothing left for me to say about George.

Repost because.....it's awesome.

Thanks for posting here Art

[tmock00]

Well, one thing is for sure.  The Master has posted.

Indeed he has. 

[George Drooly]

we lost 252 and added 824

Why should we believe your math is any better than your English?

[lonevoice]

Repost because.....it's awesome.

Thanks for posting here Art

One of my favorite parts of his post was this:  "he Twitted that he plans to have him on again, really?"   Of course Art knows that it's tweeted, and I love the way he capitalized Twitted, just to make sure he was understood.   He probably knows Dave's too dumb to get it, but he knew that we would get it.   

[Roy Hinkley]

OMG, Dave thinks there are more Bigfoot sightings than bear sightings!  :

[bateman]

OMG, Dave thinks there are more Bigfoot sightings than bear sightings!  :

Bahahaha, another classhic, indeed.

[sleeplessinca]

OMG, Dave thinks there are more Bigfoot sightings than bear sightings!  :

fashinating, how could that be?

[Spinner]

It sure has been a pretty interesting night here. I'm glad I finally had a chance to confront Dave and show him up as the liar he is. But I have no illusions that he will change. He has always been, and always will be, a liar and a mean-spirited man. His mouth says one thing, but his real intention is quite different. Misunderstanding, my foot.

And it was very nice to have Art himself addressing the situation. No room for doubt there.

[bateman]

I wonder if George got the job by threatening to sue Premiere for discrimination under the Americans With Disabilities Act.

[Spinner]

I wonder if George got the job by threatening to sue Premiere for discrimination under the Americans With Disabilities Act.

That's gotta be it!  LOL

[Xtreme1]

Jorch filling out the ADA questionnaire. Please check the disability that you are affected by.

Jorch: Where is the Everything Listed check box?

[Nucky Nolan]

It sure has been a pretty interesting night here. I'm glad I finally had a chance to confront Dave and show him up as the liar he is. But I have no illusions that he will change. He has always been, and always will be, a liar and a mean-spirited man. His mouth says one thing, but his real intention is quite different. Misunderstanding, my foot.

And it was very nice to have Art himself addressing the situation. No room for doubt there.

Noory just has to ask himself one question to "get it". How would he feel if Tommy booked a guest who falsely accused him of a horrid crime?