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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

UFQuack

Jesus! AB and Jorch? A discussion on Coastgab/Bellgab? WTF is going on here?

jinwicked

Quote from: bateman on September 10, 2013, 01:02:38 AM
You sound like a contrite boyfriend who cheated with some sloppy, fat drunk girl at a party.

Hey baby, you know I only host assholes on my show because I love you.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: UFQuack on September 10, 2013, 01:03:33 AM
Jesus! AB and Jorch? A discussion on Coastgab/Bellgab? WTF is going on here?

And all in the George Noory Sucks thread.

bateman

Quote from: jinwicked on September 10, 2013, 01:03:59 AM
Hey baby, you know I only host assholes on my show because I love you.

HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME, ART

SciFiAuthor

I'm near pissing myself laughing at your commentary Bateman.

coaster

It smells like hai karate and desperation in this thread. Be well. I'm outta here.


TequilaMB

Quote from: UFQuack on September 10, 2013, 01:03:33 AM
Jesus! AB and Jorch? A discussion on Coastgab/Bellgab? WTF is going on here?

I know! And right after I took my sleeping pill, too. At least I can fall asleep knowing Art has spoken and Dave's as full of shit as he sounds.

UFQuack

Jorch Bon Jorchi is singing "ooo woo woo uh uh uh"


WOTR


First off- Hey Art!  Looking forward to the new show!!!


Quote from: Gnoory on September 10, 2013, 12:59:14 AM
Hello Art. The email was sent today to your mindspring address.
As for the twitter feed on Oates. That was actually sent to my weekend webmaster Friday night....it was posted a day and a half later.
This has been a HUGE misunderstanding. and you are the ONLY person who knows I would never hurt you
Good God man.  People here have commented in the past that you may have Aspergers (having it myself, I disagreed.)  With this I officially have to say that you are missing picking up on some very basic things and missing some very open opportunities. 

That would have been a great opportunity for an apology rather than explaining it away by saying that he knows you would never hurt him (hint: he believes that you purposely attempted it.)  "Gee Art, I never realized that the pain / hurt / memories were still there after all these years.  I am sorry if it drudged up old memories and pain just prior to what should be a great day for you (getting back in the drivers seat and offering the audience a ride.)  It really was just me trying to make the show my own and while the timing looks bad it was not meant to be aimed at you.  While I know you do not have influence over Coast programming anymore, I do and I will not allow this to happen again.

Well, anyhow... opportunity missed.

As you say- be well.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Art Bell on September 10, 2013, 12:55:10 AM
Hello all, I have NO email from George, at least nothing today and nothing that relates to Oates at all.
There are several things I do not understand. I said I no longer hold a grudge with respect to Oates and
that is true, that kind of thing will make you sick but I will NEVER forget or forgive. Many of you remember,
or if not, know what was said now as does George, he Twitted that he plans to have him on again, really?
I thought that there was possibly a chance that George did not know the history, I no longer believe that.
At this point it no longer matters, it's done. I think coincidence occurs all the time, George I think has a
contrary view, to be sure this was a monster one. I did ban Oates for life. If George does not respect that
after reading what Oates said about me then there is nothing left for me to say about George.

Kapow! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9......... No there's no way George is getting up from that.

Thank you, Mr Bell. Roll on next week.

Spinner

Quote from: Art Bell on September 10, 2013, 12:55:10 AM
Hello all, I have NO email from George, at least nothing today and nothing that relates to Oates at all.
There are several things I do not understand. I said I no longer hold a grudge with respect to Oates and
that is true, that kind of thing will make you sick but I will NEVER forget or forgive. Many of you remember,
or if not, know what was said now as does George, he Twitted that he plans to have him on again, really?
I thought that there was possibly a chance that George did not know the history, I no longer believe that.
At this point it no longer matters, it's done. I think coincidence occurs all the time, George I think has a
contrary view, to be sure this was a monster one. I did ban Oates for life. If George does not respect that
after reading what Oates said about me then there is nothing left for me to say about George.

Great to hear from you here, Art.
For whatever reason, George felt that he had to lie about emailing you.
I hope you don't think some of us have been too rough on George. But I think he deserves it.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on September 10, 2013, 01:01:34 AM
On this sad occasion, your [Noory's] take on coincidences is right.   

Sorry, Art; I posted this before I read your post. The redundant mention of coincidences was purely coincidental.

ETA: I hope that you interview tonight's guest at some point, as you could really do him justice. David Weatherly, who wrote "Black Eyed Children" and "Strange Intruders" (recent release), might be another great guest.

popple

Quote from: UFQuack on September 10, 2013, 01:03:33 AM
Jesus! AB and Jorch? A discussion on Coastgab/Bellgab? WTF is going on here?

This thread just turned into some fan fiction realness.


Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Gnoory on September 10, 2013, 12:59:14 AM
Hello Art. The email was sent today to your mindspring address.
As for the twitter feed on Oates. That was actually sent to my weekend webmaster Friday night....it was posted a day and a half later.
This has been a HUGE misunderstanding. and you are the ONLY person who knows I would never hurt you

Dave, you so underestimate the intelligence of everyone who is not a Coast subscriber.  The only "misunderstanding" as you put it, is this little stunt of yours blew up in your face.  You made an extremely poor judgment call having Oates on and its backfiring.  Only you can fix it with Art now.


sleeplessinca

I'm feeling strangely satisfied.  I can't wait until Art's new show.

Meanandnasty

Yes, he or someone did tweet it, Art.  Again, I don't read all of the Coast tweets, but that one stood out because of all of the commotion on the forums.

I can't wait to take a ride!!!!!!

lonevoice

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on September 10, 2013, 01:09:39 AM
Kapow! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9......... No there's no way George is getting up from that.

Thank you, Mr Bell. Roll on next week.
Hey, NMN, is it time for another email to Ken to tell him George is still posting on an internet forum while pretending to listen to him?

Quote from: ItsOver on September 10, 2013, 01:11:55 AM
At least George knows where to post.

Oh my.  That's seriously funny!!

herbalizer

I WAS about to masturbate furiously and go to bed but "Red Sonya" can wait. Wow. Art and George.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: popple on September 10, 2013, 01:11:14 AM
This thread just turned into some fan fiction realness.



Wonderful, Popple!! Funniest vid I've seen in ages. Quite literally crying with laughter here! Thank you.
What a most enjoyable night this has been!

SnapT

Quote from: herbalizer on September 10, 2013, 01:17:59 AM
I WAS about to masturbate furiously and go to bed but "Red Sonya" can wait. Wow. Art and George.

Despite their differences, wouldn't it be great if Art and George teamed up to star in a buddy cop film?  I'd buy that for a dollar.

popple

I feel like I need to print out and frame the last few pages of this thread. It's a work of Art  8)

SaucyRossy

Art made more sense and got more information across in one post than George has in what I'm sure is close to 50 posts here.

George, back tracking now? Now it's a huge misunderstanding???

You got called out.

herbalizer

I would like to see a scene where Art and George are in a car about to hit a big jump and both of them look at one another, scream and then look out the windshield and scream some more.

jinwicked

Requesting a repost of the temple money-changers Photoshop that I keep forgetting to save.

NoMoreNoory

Popple's video reminds us all that George doesn't wear a rug. Not at all. We know this because he told us so on this thread. And he would never lie to us, would he?

Meanandnasty

Well, one thing is for sure.  The Master has posted.

zeebo

Quote from: Meanandnasty on September 10, 2013, 01:13:19 AM
I can't wait to take a ride!!!!!!

Watching all this unfold in real time tonight has been a surreal pleasure.  Feel like the ride is already getting started.   8)

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