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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No
What is it about this woman that's turning all the men on?

Must be the height

Gary

I bet he hangs out with Al Gore....... the inventor of the internet

CampsieNP

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 03, 2013, 12:18:30 AM
What is it about this woman that's turning all the men on?

Must be the height

She said she is a mormon.
They all want to get into her magic underwear.

Nucky Nolan

Noory remains *very* silent when a caller talks about a dead baby's grave. Some things seemingly never change. ::) Does he still give his nightly updates on dead and sick kids? If there's such a story on The Drudge Report, it's a safe bet that he'll mention it.

Maxwell

Newspapers in 1888.  Truly amazeen!  Also, "a jilted lover, paps."

Great more conversation on how tall people are.


Nucky Nolan

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 03, 2013, 12:23:41 AM
Great more conversation on how tall people are.

Is the guest really 6'2? If so, better not tell Steve Quayle.

They screen calls and this is the shit that gets on.

I listen to your show because my brother Jerry likes the paranormal.
Etc etc


Quote from: Robert1972 on August 03, 2013, 12:24:15 AM
Joe what an idiot caller

Jorch wonders why Thammy has never been in his attic like what if the body of a murder victim is up there.  What a sicko.  Somebody better check his attic.

Morgus

Now the guest is telling Noory he is "fun"
Noory tooted his own horn and said the show has grown and they have "tweaked" it
Ah, so Noory and his crew are "tweakers" ?

George talking about how he's tweaked and changed show and it's working for us.

Morgus

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 03, 2013, 12:30:05 AM
George talking about how he's tweaked and changed show and it's working for us.
apparently they experiment in how much they can ruin the show and still have an audience?  8)


Robert1972

I know art has more class. But he really needs to stick it to noory now

Yes! George with Wee Gee board and Portal reference!

Robert1972

Guest just asked if George can hear he said I can't.  Dumbass. And what is up with the throat guy

Guest phone died , now on different phone randomly cutting out.

Morgus

That coughing caller sounded like he was getting ready to prank Noory but he got cut off (maybe Noory hit the delay dump button?)


George asks about the Ouja board and then agrees that you should not play around with them.  Same idiot who was promoting that he was going to use a Ouja board on the show a couple of years ago.

GN:  You never know what is coming through when you flip that switch.

Boy do we know that.  We flip our radio switches and hear the most hideous talk show that one can imagine.

Lol some obvious prank call. Caller with sore throat because cat dropped something on it!

Call got dumped


Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 03, 2013, 12:51:20 AM
Lol some obvious prank call. Caller with sore throat because cat dropped something on it!

Call got dumped

Which coast gabber was this


ledzep69r

Hopefully he gets carpet-bombed with callers asking about Art's new show during open lines. Damn this show is terrible.

Still laughing at sore throat due to cat dropping something on it!


Quote from: ledzep69r on August 03, 2013, 12:54:42 AM
Hopefully he gets carpet-bombed with callers asking about Art's new show during open lines. Damn this show is terrible.
What's not to like. We got a guest whose  qualifications include being 6'2  model and being a ghost hunter whose afraid to spend night alone.
A portal and Weeeee Geeee board reference
A classic noorie newspaper question
George also got engelbert on to essentially advertise for free
George claiming he made show better than when art ran it
A caller with a cat refrence

Classic dave

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