George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

Hahaha, a caller just now managed to mention Art Bell's new show - asking Noory if he would ever be a guest on Art's new show.
Noory laughed saying absolutely not, unless he invites me...

[bateman]

Hahaha, a caller just now managed to mention Art Bell's new show - asking Noory if he would ever be a guest on Art's new show.
Noory laughed saying absolutely not, unless he invites me...

Guess who that was

[nooryisawesome]

Omg art refrence

[nooryisawesome]

Absolutely not.

[Morgus]

Guess who that was

did you make it on?
congratulations, though you should have mentioned bellgab too... 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Damn, was that you Bateman?  Did anyone record it?

[nooryisawesome]

Absolutely not long pause ha unless he Invites me.

[nooryisawesome]

Guess who that was

Dude you rock!

[bateman]

did you make it on?
congratulations, though you should have mentioned bellgab too... 

Yep.

Step 1. Pretend to be typical hayseed listener.
Step 2. Bring up sort of salient point.
Step 3. Smack him upside the head with a second question before he can cut it off.

I even snuck in a "how ar yewww" but thought "Dave" or bellgab references would've just been dumped. I'm kind of surprised I got out as much as I did. The trick is to blindside him with that "second" question.

[lonevoice]

Guess who that was

You are one of the Bold People 

I hope someone managed to record it for those of us who don't listen, but just play along at home by reading the comments here. 

[nooryisawesome]

Yep.

Step 1. Pretend to be typical hayseed listener.
Step 2. Bring up sort of salient point.
Step 3. Smack him upside the head with a second question before he can cut it off.

I even snuck in a "how ar yewww" but thought "Dave" or bellgab references would've just been dumped. I'm kind of surprised I got out as much as I did. The trick is to blindside him with that "second" question.

Thank you!
You totally shocked him! He seemed to surprised. Not a nice guy.
Absolutely not!!! Paused thought better of it.. Awkward laugh not unless he invites me.

[nooryisawesome]

You are one of the Bold People 

I hope someone managed to record it for those of us who don't listen, but just play along at home by reading the comments here.

Told you that you should listen!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That's what I get for typing and not listening.

[Maxwell]

Nice.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Nice.

Thank you.

[coaster]

hahaha Well done!

[lonevoice]

Told you that you should listen!

No need to torture myself that way, when we can always rely on someone on BellGab  (thank you, Maxwell!) to post highlights for us.  Besides, the people posting here about Dave are way funnier than Dave could ever hope to be. 

[bateman]

For anyone else who wants to get on, it's surprisingly easy. Just make nice with the screener, sound like a bit of a retard, bring up a relevant point & then slip in as many references as yew can. I had to be kind of conservative about it because I didn't know how twitchy they were gonna be with the dump button, but I was dying to end with "...so you can ruin that too."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think one of the deceased past guests we're listening to right now is Noory's dead soul, when he still retained part of it.

[nooryisawesome]

For anyone else who wants to get on, it's surprisingly easy. Just make nice with the screener, sound like a bit of a retard, bring up a relevant point & then slip in as many references as yew can. I had to be kind of conservative about it because I didn't know how twitchy they were gonna be with the dump button, but I was dying to end with "...so you can ruin that too."

So at what point did they cut the call? Or did they at all?

[NoMoreNoory]

Splendid! There should be some kind of Coastgab medal for MV to send to you.

Erm, Dave just said 60 people. That's one more dead person since the show started!

[jazmunda]

I said this in the Art Bell thread but I really think we should stop calling him Dave Noorie.

Whilst it's absolutely hilarious I think that if we stop calling him George Noory then over time this site will not be able to be found by new people putting George Noory Sucks into Google.

[bateman]

So at what point did they cut the call? Or did they at all?

They didn't at all. I managed to get it all out.

[bateman]

Splendid! There should be some kind of Coastgab medal for MV to send to you.

I would like a beta version of his Firefub browser.

EDIT: all I really want is a new Eye Pad comic.

[jazmunda]

Well done bateman!!!!

He'll be so pissed at the screener.

[karios8]

They didn't at all. I managed to get it all out.

Yeah, Tommy was too busy stuffing his face to realize he needed to cut him off.

[nooryisawesome]

They didn't at all. I managed to get it all out.

Ill give coast credit for that. Ill even give george credit for not giving a wishy washy answer he said no enthusiastically, then went to his nice guy routine. George showed more balls there then he has in 10 years. If premier would take the kid gloves off George wouldn't suck so badly.

Also good question, it was better than anything noory asked.

[Morgus]

Noory will probably after the show fire the screener you used bateman to let you get thru with that Art Bell reference.

[Renaldo]

 

Nice job!  And thanks for the MP3 upload for those who missed it. 

I'm thinking on Art's inaugural night Coastgab should flood Dave's lines....

[Xtreme1]

Hi guys!

I registered about six weeks ago as I love the site and wanted to view the Jorch's Eye Pad comics.  Now to the point.

I am a retired police officer and prior to moving into a DEA Task Force position, I used to listen to Art religiously while on night shifts. I watched his site along with you folks and can't wait to start my subscription!!

I have sent emails to Premiere complaining, without nary, or Noory, a reply.

ANYWAY, I was getting into my truck at about the 53-54 minute mark of the first hour tonight and I heard George/Dave/Jorch get floored by the question posed about Art Bell.  As an investigator, I have been through what is called the Reid Technique for Interview and Interrogation, through the advanced portion. I could tell that George was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE and Upset over the question. I could only describe it as an underground seething in the tone he presented. I would have given anything to be a fly on the wall after that call was concluded. His response was more than words. It spoke VOLUMES. I'm sure it put a major dent in his night.

Anyway, my hat is off to Bateman!! You TKO'd that D**K with ears.  Oh, and I love the site!!