George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[popple]

Yup, I def heard him cut off that caller. I knew when their line wasn't all that clear and they were being pretty casual they were gonna be gone in a few seconds 

[PB the Deplorable]

Joorch to LMH on the NSA 'scandal'
'I have been...(dramatic pause)....numb...(actually 'nummma' in the Nooronese)...since this story broke.'...

I think he meant numbnuts

[PB the Deplorable]

Joorch to LMH on the NSA 'scandal'
'I have been...(dramatic pause)....numb...(actually 'nummma' in the Nooronese)...since this story broke.'
Numb? Really? Prick.
Truth is, Joorch, you've been numb for 63 years and 24 days

George has said many times he knows all about the 'shadow government', who is really running things, what they're up to, and all the rest.  Meanwhile most of us knew the government has been listening and probably recording much of the communications out there for quite awhile. 

So George 'I know everything' Noory just now finds out, and he's 'numb'(nuts)

[nooryisawesome]

Art explains why Nooryl sucks

http://www.youtube.com/embed/TbWN_ccdSUk?autoplay=1

[ItsOver]

I know, she's liable to destroy the entire house of card foundation of uncredible.. erm, I mean incredible facts and stories Tommy, George, Wells, and their guests have worked so tiredly.. ahem, tirelessly to build.

LMH threatens to destroy the credibility of the show, established by such guests as the C2C science adviser. 

[VtaGeezer]

In the final hour last night during calls for Linda Howe, a caller using only the initials "LH" was cut off and Noory as usual just says he is gone, "Poof"
Noory must cut these guys off early if he doesn't like something about them, like he couldn't come up with a short name for that guy...

I'd guess most are dumped on the delay because of nasty language or a personal attack. 

[nooryisawesome]

I'd guess most are dumped on the delay because of nasty language or a personal attack.

I disagree, i think most are dumped because they point out how awesome noory and his excellent guest are.

[BobGrau]

She seems like she'd be an interesting person for MV to interview.. 'tell us about some of your experiences being interviewed on other programs...'

Trainwreck might be profesionally awkward, for some reason. But I'd love to hear Astroguy interview her.

[VtaGeezer]

Looks like a string of pretty good guests (Hoagland excepted) this week with all the hosts...must be a ratings week.

[PB the Deplorable]

This looks like quite the party, George talking to Alex, reporting live in Toronto over Skype.

Silver, Gold and Platinum tickets for this were only $45, $60, and $100 (all sales final, no returns)


George Noory live in Toronto talking to Alex Jones via Skype.

[PB the Deplorable]

And a reprise of 'Falling in Love With You' - this is almost certainly from a few days ago at this years show.  The flourish at the end starting at about 3.10 is not to be missed...  truly gruesome.


George Noory sings an Elvis song at the Queen Elizabeth theatre in Toronto.

I really hope someone is going to upload video of the other 3 songs he said he was going to sing.

[HorrorReporter]

Two observations: 1) How much crack did Jones snort before that brief nutty barrage of words? ANd 2) how much crack must one snort to be immune from disgust at Noory singing..

[ItsOver]

And a reprise of 'Falling in Love With You' - this is almost certainly from a few days ago at this years show.  The flourish at the end starting at about 3.10 is not to be missed...  truly gruesome.


George Noory sings an Elvis song at the Queen Elizabeth theatre in Toronto.

I really hope someone is going to upload video of the other 3 songs he said he was going to sing.

Hahahaha....geesh.  I wondered how long it was going to take for the "Elvis" Noory videos to appear.  Noory should definitely quit C2C and hit the road with his dreck fest.  I'm sure he could pack them in with concerts at mega truck stops across the nation.

[NoMoreNoory]

Beyond belief!
Where's the barfing emoticon when you need it?
The weird way he points at the audience on the last line, then turns his head away from them while singing. The Noory Disconnect. One sad human bean. Horrible little man.

[Meanandnasty]

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I am not good with importing YouTubes.  Yet, I found this version, and I think it is Noory practicing last week, after sundown in the cave minus the voice modulations. Also, he had not put on the hair.  Enjoy!  This is the real Midwestern version.

Also, look in the door, that is a shadow person.  Finally, a little help from  Happy Hour never hurt anyone.

[PB the Deplorable]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DrgSVs9UQE

From the same YouTube account



George Blueberry Hill - Elvis.mpg

[Meanandnasty]

You know this has to be authentic.  There is a shadow person, and those blinking lights, just like a UFO.  Probably is one.  For all we know he may have a Reptilian playing keyboard on that one. 

Yes, definitely a practice session for Toronto.

[Tara]

sNoory is even more off key than when I first heard him sing; he's getting worse.  Zero stage presence.   Actually, he's really not singing, more like talk-singing.  A sad, pathetic old man making a fool out of himself. 

[ACE of CLUBS]

Beyond belief!
The weird way he points at the audience on the last line.............

'Pull my finger ............ heh heh heh'


When's Alex Jones going to do some Tom Waits stuff? 


A night to remember ........ 'Show Time'

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Something must be wrong with me.  I'm pretty impressed with Noory's singing and have a hard time believing it's actually him.

[El Kragen]

Something must be wrong with me.  I'm pretty impressed with Noory's singing and have a hard time believing it's actually him.

There's nothing wrong with you. George sings just fine.

I think we all should encourage him as much as possible in his pursuit of a singing career. The more support he has the more confident he'll become and the sooner we will be done with him for good.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Here here.  I bet Noory could be an actor too -- at least any highly scripted roles that didn't require him to interject his own thoughts, behaviours, or even inflections.  I think Mr. Noory senor recognized George's lack of ability to do anything but follow a routine procedure when he tried to get George to become a dentist.

[b_dubb]

it's beyonn lebeef

[ItsOver]

Something must be wrong with me.  I'm pretty impressed with Noory's singing and have a hard time believing it's actually him.

He's a regular Sinatra.  Good 'ol "Dead Eyes." 

Doesn't he just love the number 11?  He sees 11 everywhere.  It's a sign.  He can do his own "Ocean's 11" scene in Vegas with his Shadow Rodent Pack.    Please Jorch, get a full-time, lounge lizard Vegas gig and leave C2C ASAP.  Do it for the children.

[Sardondi]

And a reprise of 'Falling in Love With You' - this is almost certainly from a few days ago at this years show.  The flourish at the end starting at about 3.10 is not to be missed...  truly gruesome.


George Noory sings an Elvis song at the Queen Elizabeth theatre in Toronto.

I really hope someone is going to upload video of the other 3 songs he said he was going to sing.

I feel like I've just watched an episode of the old "SCTV". Dear God, that is beyond parody. My favorite line is at about 2:55, when he says:
                       "I can't hell falling in luh wi you"

How can a person of even barely normal intelligence be so completely unaware of how embarrassing his performance is?

[ItsOver]

....How can a person of even barely normal intelligence be so completely unaware of how embarrassing his performance is?

The underlined words above may be the problem but there's definitely something "abby normal" with Noory.  There's Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) but is there such a thing as Self-Awareness Deficit Disorder (SADD)?  An incredibly stupid person who acts inappropriately, especially in social settings, is apparently unaware of his shortcomings, and has a very strong need for attention?  Most people don't desire to make a fool of themselves but Noory seems to almost delight in it, in a strange, seemingly unaware manner.  Witness his abysmal nightly C2C performance and his inane pizza roll escapade.


I've never understood the desire for karaoke for somebody who is less than stellar at singing.  Maybe it's a mild form of the disorder. 

[onan]

The underlined words above may be the problem but there's definitely something "abby normal" with Noory.  There's Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) but is there such a thing as Self-Awareness Deficit Disorder (SADD)?  An incredibly stupid person who acts inappropriately, especially in social settings, is apparently unaware of his shortcomings, and has a very strong need for attention?  Most people don't desire to make a fool of themselves but Noory seems to almost delight in it, in a strange, seemingly unaware manner.  Witness his abysmal nightly C2C performance and his inane pizza roll escapade.


I've never understood the desire for karaoke for somebody who is less than stellar at singing.  Maybe it's a mild form of the disorder.

Actually there is a disorder called anosognosia which means a deficit in self awareness. In strokes it presents to lack of awareness to a portion, usually one side of the victim. In mental illness there can be significant lack of awareness to one's whole presentation.

I have been giving some thought to noory, however. I think he has, and this is just a guess, some form of pseudo-dementia. It doesn't mean he is faking. Rather he is showing signs of dementia, at least by reports here, as evidenced by significant slurring and mispronunciation of words, multiple examples of lapses in memory, and (if I maintain an objective view) confabulation ie, stories of ownership and status that don't measure up to any realistic measurement. Psuedo-dementia can be brought on by depression. Again just a guess, and I am not a doctor... but if I were a betting man.

[ItsOver]

Interesting.  I thought you might have some original insight, Onan.  Noory wouldn't be the first, and I cringe using this word for him, "celebrity" with some kind of mental aberration, of course.  At least a number of them have talent, though.  Noory just seems to be have been in the right place at the right time and is fortunate to be in a corporate set-up with PremRat which is a just another example of The Peter Principle.  He's pretty much the Ted Baxter of radio.

[Juan]

I'm actually surprised.  His singing shows some level of talent - he's in tune and on time.  His interpretation will require a lot of work.  I think I'll write him and encourage his singing career.

[awake]

Art explains why Nooryl sucks

http://www.youtube.com/embed/TbWN_ccdSUk?autoplay=1

Thank you very much for sharing this interview, fascinating!