George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ShayP]

I wish one of these accomplished guests would turn the tables on Noory.  Just stick him out for his nonsense.  Maybe say something like "Yeah George, I've heard the show before (or been on) and you keep asking the same questions.  What's up with that?"  

[ShayP]

Please George, leave your philosophical curiosity out of these and let him educate us!  Dammit...I need a drink.   

[ShayP]

Wait.  Did Noory just ask the astrophysicist why we are so competitive?   

[CozyRozie]

I wish one of these accomplished guests would turn the tables on Noory.  Just stick him out for his nonsense.  Maybe say something like "Yeah George, I've heard the show before (or been on) and you keep asking the same questions.  What's up with that?"  

O FUCK Shay, you don't know how often I have the same dream.
That would be Golden moment in radio history.

..even if some caller would confront that dumbass and manage to say it before Stupid George would cut him off..would be great 

[CronkitesGhost]

There are religious physicists, I'd like to hear their thoughts. Einstein was an atheist but he sure talked and wrote about 'God' a lot. I think he wanted to believe but his scientific knowledge was a barrier.

[zeebo]

Why does George think that every astrophysicist somehow has the answers to the deepest questions of existence?  They don't claim to, they just try and figure out what they can.  Please, George, ask these people about their research, i.e., what they know, not what they don't know!

[CozyRozie]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEORGE fucking NOORY

PLEASE QUIT HOSTING THE C2C SHOW

JUST FUCKING QUIT

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR CHILDREN and YOUR GRANDCHILDREN - QUIT GEORGE NOORY, PLEASE QUIT

I'M SURE YOUR OWN CHILDREN PUKE WHEN THEY ARE LISTENING TO YOUR DUMB QUESTIONS.

I'M SURE THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU - YOU DUMB ASS

QUIT. PLEASE HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR FAMILY YOU IDIOT.

George Noory /or Tommy/ we know you guys ARE checking this thread, here this is for George..

[zeebo]

Bill the AAA is calling in with his "real reality" theory again.   

[zeebo]

Oh dear Noory trying to bash "intelligent design" into a scientist again.  Don't you have enough woo guests bro, can't you just leave these folks in peace to follow the scientific method? 

[ShayP]

O FUCK Shay, you don't know how often I have the same dream.
That would be Golden moment in radio history.

..even if some caller would confront that dumbass and manage to say it before Stupid George would cut him off..would be great

Do you remember a caller, perhaps 5 or so years ago (could be more), who got on two separate times and called Noory a liar?  He was cut off but still got out what he wanted to say.  First was about Noory lying about the 'one caller a month' rule, and the second (I think) was regarding a promise to help him with something (heart issue) and have one of his "experts" contact him.  My memory is foggy so maybe another Bellgabber will know better.

[CozyRozie]

GEORGE NOORY start stuttering ,now GEORGE START STUTTERING !!!

[ShayP]

Why does George think that every astrophysicist somehow has the answers to the deepest questions of existence?  They don't claim to, they just try and figure out what they can.  Please, George, ask these people about their research, i.e., what they know, not what they don't know!

YES!

[zeebo]

Callers always have the best questions on these shows ... Dude calling in about nature of Higgs Boson ... finally, we're getting to some interesting science, not Nooryesque quasi-philosophical potato chips.

[CronkitesGhost]

These letters just sold at auction last week.

Eight letters, written in English between 1951 and 1954 and signed by Einstein, were sold by Winners auction house which had initially estimated their combined value at between $31,000 and $46,000.

The highest bid of $84,000 was for a letter to eminent physicist David Bohm.

In it Einstein wrote: "If God has created the world his primary worry was certainly not to make its understanding easy for us".

[zeebo]

Do you remember a caller, perhaps 5 or so years ago (could be more), who got on two separate times and called Noory a liar?  He was cut off but still got out what he wanted to say.  First was about Noory lying about the 'one caller a month' rule, and the second (I think) was regarding a promise to help him with something (heart issue) and have one of his "experts" contact him.  My memory is foggy so maybe another Bellgabber will know better.

I'm not sure if I remember that guy, but I remember a similar caller, maybe a year ago that called in during open lines.  Ripped George for how sucky the guests are, how lame all the topics are, etc. ... George got huffy ... nothing was accomplished but 1) I grudgingly give George credit for not immediately dropping the guy and 2) it was friggin' hilarious.

[CozyRozie]

Do you remember a caller, perhaps 5 or so years ago (could be more), who got on two separate times and called Noory a liar?  He was cut off but still got out what he wanted to say.  First was about Noory lying about the 'one caller a month' rule, and the second (I think) was regarding a promise to help him with something (heart issue) and have one of his "experts" contact him.  My memory is foggy so maybe another Bellgabber will know better.

Actually I remember a call where the caller really got under his skin.. lol
StupidG got really agitated after that call

[ShayP]

There are religious physicists, I'd like to hear their thoughts. Einstein was an atheist but he sure talked and wrote about 'God' a lot. I think he wanted to believe but his scientific knowledge was a barrier.

George Knapp had Brother Guy Consolmagno and Father Paul Mueller on a couple years ago. They are scientists at the Vatican Observatory.

[CozyRozie]

I'm not sure if I remember that guy, but I remember a similar caller, maybe a year ago that called in during open lines.  Ripped George for how sucky the guests are, how lame all the topics are, etc. ... George got huffy ... nothing was accomplished but 1) I grudgingly give George credit for not immediately dropping the guy and 2) it was friggin' hilarious.

YES! this was the call that I remember, it was classic, and yes I was also surprised that StupidG didn't dropped that call, ..I think he got 'paralyzed' and couldn't reach for the mute button, lol
Shay had good memory bringing this up..

[zeebo]

Please George, leave your philosophical curiosity out of these and let him educate us!  Dammit...I need a drink.   

Bellgab Mule's are flowin man.  Grab a cup.  Trust me, on Noory nite it helps. 

[zeebo]

YES! this was the call that I remember, it was classic, and yes I was also surprised that StupidG didn't dropped that call, ..I think he got 'paralyzed' and couldn't reach for the mute button, lol
Shay had good memory bringing this up..

Lol I'm glad someone else remembers that one .. I think I actually upped the volume that nite, and was applauding that caller haha.

[ShayP]

Bellgab Mule's are flowin man.  Grab a cup.  Trust me, on Noory nite it helps. 

I'm in man!   I'll just fill this quart sized iced tea jug up with my first one. 

[CozyRozie]

Lol I'm glad someone else remembers that one .. I think I actually upped the volume that nite, and was applauding that caller haha.

I don't have membership at C2C Archives but it would be HUGE BLAST if someone could post that clip, maybe there is a clip of it on youtube,
like "caller ripping into George Noory on open lines"

..don't have time to look on youtube for it now..but will later or tmrw, lol

[CronkitesGhost]

Jorch's spiritual journey is that of a 4 year old running around in circles making airplane noises.

Oh god his idiotic intelligent design again, that there are plants that can cure diseases means that somebody/thing put it there for us - the physicist of course gave him the answer, there are thousands of plants that are poisonous.

[CozyRozie]

  ARE YOU UP FOR THE MEMORY LANE

The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.


"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How 'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I've got to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

[ShayP]

Hey zeebo!  If you ever get a chance to try this ginger ale, DO IT! 



I'm not sure if it's available where you are.  I only get it when I go back to Pittsburgh, but it is available elsewhere.  Great on it's own and a helluva mixer.  Not quite what's in a Moscow Mule but that's what I used to use in my version before I knew what it was.   

[Designx]

I can't listen to this the callers are so embarrassing. EDIT: and George too.

[zeebo]

"Evolution.  Strong believer in that?" (um yes George, Sean's referenced it multiple times tonite as a cornerstone of his reasoning.)

[zeebo]

I can't listen to this the callers are so embarrassing.

Highly intelligent physicist ready for a question.  Barry calls in to tell George his travel plans to come see him and Tommy.

[Designx]

"Evolution.  Strong believer in that?" (um yes George, Sean's referenced it multiple times tonite as a cornerstone of his reasoning.)

Next question will be "Do you believe in God?" followed by: "How did it all begin?"

[CronkitesGhost]

LOL  THAT IS A NOORY CLASSIC.

To a theoretical physicist he asks 'EVOLUTION .... BELIEVE IN THAT?'