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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on June 19, 2017, 11:47:26 PM
Good idea but needs a catchier title.  Maybe "The Real Night Hawk Story: Unbelievable and Bizarre!"
Shouldn't it be "The Real Night Hawk Story: Unbeeleefable and Brassiere!"

ItsOver

"He's baaack!"



DATE
Wednesday - June 21, 2017
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Dr. Joel Wallach
First Half: Dr. Joel Wallach addresses alternative health approaches, and the benefits of remedies and supplements that aid in the body's recovery from many diseases and ailments.


The Jorch Noory and Snake Oil Doc Wallach Show

bateman

Quote from: ItsOver on June 20, 2017, 08:49:03 AM
"He's baaack!"



DATE
Wednesday - June 21, 2017
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Dr. Joel Wallach
First Half: Dr. Joel Wallach addresses alternative health approaches, and the benefits of remedies and supplements that aid in the body's recovery from many diseases and ailments.


The Jorch Noory and Snake Oil Doc Wallach Show

He was apparently on with Clyde last night too. Does this guy have compromising photos of these hosts, or what?

http://www.groundzeromedia.org/2017/06/19/619-nocebo-w-dr-joel-wallach/

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on June 20, 2017, 06:23:38 AM
Shouldn't it be "The Real Night Hawk Story: Unbeeleefable and Brassiere!"

The early reviews are in ... People are whacked out!

CozyRozie

With Dafe's book title "MAD AS HELL" and his middle eastern looking face, it would be funny if his book get's put on the 'terrorist manual' watch list, lol

CozyRozie

..and of course look at the "sign" Dafe Norry makes with his hands on the book cover.

who is he really working for?



ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on June 20, 2017, 01:39:52 PM
The early reviews are in ... People are whacked out!
Sumptheens gonna happeen!

albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on June 20, 2017, 12:09:33 AM
That's funny, I was mildly curious when I saw that promo earlier.  Maybe he's lying low for now, and will return as "W".
I wonder if this is the same "V" that JBW has on his program? Some alleged Wall St "insider" turned truth-teller. If so that could be why Norry nixed him.

Dateline

Error! They have put the wrong title on the book.  The correct title with Norry on the bench in the same position with the hands and fingers constricted toward each other is :  "Impacted As Hell!"  Subtitle, I am so full of shit I amaze myself.

Norry here is some advise from the good doc:  Take some Metamusil  and phone in tomorrow, as usual.

Critical Health News!

ACE of CLUBS

George Noory ......
Successful author ...
Fabulous singer ...
America's premiere talk show host ...
Darkly/dangerously handsome ...
Savvy business man ...

Art who ......
Pondering his 'man-tits' ...
Wasting away in the trailer ...
Sad ......

ShayP

Quote from: albrecht on June 20, 2017, 03:27:09 PM
I wonder if this is the same "V" that JBW has on his program? Some alleged Wall St "insider" turned truth-teller. If so that could be why Norry nixed him.

It is the same guy.  However he was on with Noory a couple of times before.

CozyRozie

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on June 20, 2017, 04:15:46 PM
George Noory ......
Successful author ...
Fabulous singer ...
America's premiere talk show host ...
Darkly/dangerously handsome ...
Savvy business man ...

Art who ......
Pondering his 'man-tits' ...
Wasting away in the trailer ...
Sad ......

Easy Tiger,easy..
Art has things going for him.
Art has Heather. George has Tommy
Art has dozen of cats. George has boxes of dead rats
Art has no past respectful legacy left,(but he traded for Heather's hymen). George has multi year contract with C2C,(but his Mother Company is in the bankruptcy mode)
"Cumulus Media 'on the brink of total collapse' as hostile takeover fears mount"
http://bellgab.com/radio-and-podcasts/cumulus-media-'on-the-brink-of-total-collapse'-as-hostile-takeover-fears-mount/msg1060454/?topicseen#msg1060454


..so there might be some hope for the Old Goat Drama Queen Art Bell
OGDQ*AB

CozyRozie

..the tie breaker might be that Art has pair of luscious tits(lactating by now tits) but George (apparently) has 12" uncut Egyptian cock.
..and this might make Norry the "Stud of the Night Time Radio"
SOTNTR*GN



ItsOver

So Jorch, The Night Hawk has become Jorch,  The Night Cock.




http://youtu.be/PJwt2dxx9yg



Dateline

I always thought he was half-cocked, 6 incher.

albrecht

Norry always brags that his show, and he as a host, is the "most popular" and "most listened" by inmates. He should have frequent C2C guest Sean David Morton as a guest soon, before he is caught. It would drive some ratings and be popular with the prisoners as they, likely, are rooting for SDM as he flees from prosecution- hopefully wearing his Templar-esque outfit. Norry could also spin the health supplements to help with SDM's weight issue and whatever medical problem happened, and recovering, to his wife post Conspriacruise arrest.

zeebo

Quote from: albrecht on June 20, 2017, 08:00:13 PM
Norry always brags that his show, and he as a host, is the "most popular" and "most listened" by inmates. He should have frequent C2C guest Sean David Morton as a guest soon, before he is caught. ...

Great idea, they could have a two-parter, 'before' and 'after' shows.


Juan Cena

Quote from: CozyRozie on June 20, 2017, 05:53:52 PM
..the tie breaker might be that Art has pair of luscious tits(lactating by now tits) but George (apparently) has 12" uncut Egyptian cock.
..and this might make Norry the "Stud of the Night Time Radio"
SOTNTR*GN

Wait, Tommy's from Egypt?

CozyRozie

Quote from: ItsOver on June 20, 2017, 08:41:02 PM
Jorch got confused.  He mean't 12mm.

so we are going metric now, yeah
and uew don't think it was 1.2m


a physicist -  how long until 'there had to be something before the Big Bang, I just don't get it'


lol 5 seconds after i posted ol' Jorchie didn't disappoint - his first 'I don't get it' of the night


OMG LOL - he did it -  even by idiot standards he's in a class by his own

NoMoreNoory

"Up next, we'll be talking through the eyes of a physicist."

And out of the ass of George Noory.

zeebo

George's science teacher anecdote about planets .. check.

ShayP

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on June 20, 2017, 11:36:50 PM
"Up next, we'll be talking through the eyes of a physicist."

And out of the ass of George Noory.

LOL!  ;D

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