George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HorrorRetro]

hitler wants George Noory replaced

I saw the series of Hitler/C2C videos for the first time last week, and they are hilarious!

[CampsieNP]

I saw the series of Hitler/C2C videos for the first time last week, and they are hilarious!

I can not stop watching this. It is hysterical!

[HorrorRetro]

This is my favorite Hitler/C2C video. 


Hitler takes over coast 2 coast

[Morgus]

Five seasons?  What topics could they possibly cover now?

yeah recent episodes of Ancient Aliens have gotten really out there, even outside the original topic.
they had an episode on Einstein and due to his genius he may have been touched by aliens? 

[CampsieNP]

Thanks for posting. These are so funny.
I had not been on this site for a while, but returned with the Art Bell news. The creative and comedic posts are just outstanding. All my library books are due but they are all un-read because I can't stop reading here. I missed the entire Eye Pad series so getting to see all of them at once has been a treat. Paperboy is really funny.

[Tara]

Love the Hitler videos. 

[WOTR]

I respectfully disagree with your analysis P*B. I found Juhh-OrrrJuh to be abnormally excited when mentioning "thuh hayturrz". Even so much so that him mentioning suing to track us down and paying us a visit. To me, that is malicious and a possible attack of a vindictive nature. Something a public figure open to criticism and critique is not allowed to do when faced with such.

Wow, I did not realize how important it is to him to know exactly who I am.  I will save him a few $$$ (so that he can distribute it to his listeners when he feels he has enough himself, rather than spend it on a detective) and offer him my name, address and phone number.  Provided he registers here and manages to verify that it really is him rather than some other troll, he can then request that I email him the info...  Fair warning, I am Canadian and it might be harder to sue me- but if the point is my own personal visit from George when he shows up on my front door step I can think of nothing better.  I will pull a couple of shots of espresso and we can sit down to a nice chat about how to go about improving Coast and how I can appear to be less hateful on the forum.

[WOTR]

What would you suggest as an alternative? Let trolling and spam clog up our intertubes?

But damn, it is fun.  I have only read 7 pages back (I think the best is yet to come... but I will save it for when I have time.)  I honestly love reading crap like this.  You see, I have two issues (think I have mentioned them before) that makes it seem to people that I am a little abnormal- sometimes makes me feel like I do not belong with the so-called regular people.


Sooo, when I get to see what so-called normal people are really like I realize that I am the normal one; suddenly I am fine with the issues I have (albeit, with somewhat impaired emotions...)  In short, I would like to thank all who participated in that and a special mention of thanks to Lilly if she is still reading.

[General Johnson Jameson]

but if the point is my own personal visit from George when he shows up on my front door step I can think of nothing better.

I know right! I dare that motherfucker to show up on my doorstep with a ballbat. If he kicks down my door and comes charging thru to beat my ass and violate me, I'll blow his fuckin ass back out that door with a blast from a shotgun.

[PB the Deplorable]

Yeah, George will come visit us right after he goes to Egypt, and after he goes to Hawaii , and after he goes to Skin Walker Ranch, and after he goes to the Coral Castle... maybe one of these weekends he'll skip the Vegas getaway..

[Morgus]

According to the c2c website, Noory is appearing at a big event in LA this weekend.
Anyone see what happened there? Anyone manage to throw a pie in his face when he was on stage? 


February 8-10, 2013 Conscious Life Expo Los Angeles, LAX Hilton
On Saturday, February 9th, George Noory will host the Emerging Science Panel from 2 to 4pm. On Sunday, February  10th, George hosts a special luncheon from 12:30 to 2pm, in which William Henry will be honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award.

A lot of regular c2c guests are listed as attending as well here:
http://consciouslifeexpo.com/.february-2013-expo/feb-13-homepage.html

[Rico999]

hitler wants George Noory replaced

This Hitler taking over Coast is the best stuff yet.....

   Noory muss gehen! Jetzt!

[expat]

A lot of regular c2c guests are listed as attending as well here:

In about 20 min from right now Mike Bara the error-prone author will be trotting out his ridiculous Powerpoint "evidence" of alien structures on the Moon. I so wish it would go like this:

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2013/01/question-time-comedy-in-2-scenes.html

[West of the Rockies]

Funny stuff, expat.  Well, there's money to be made off misinformed rubes, isn't there?  People like Bera probably do well for themselves selling all sorts of nonsense. 

Hey, I know that several of you have written articulate and passionately to Premier Radio regarding Noory.  Have any of you ever received a semi-honest response, or is any response inevitably something along the lines of, "Mr. Noory has legions of fans.  We're sorry you don't care for his very professional style.  Not everyone "gets" his unique and informed brand of humor.  Go pound sand and never contact us again."

[General Johnson Jameson]

Have any of you ever received a semi-honest response

I never have, but I wasn't expecting much out of them after what I had to say anyhow.
I'm waiting for Noary to open up the Wild Asshole Line. I'll give him a call.

[Harmness]

In about 20 min from right now Mike Bara the error-prone author will be trotting out his ridiculous Powerpoint "evidence" of alien structures on the Moon. I so wish it would go like this:

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2013/01/question-time-comedy-in-2-scenes.html

Loved it, expat.

[PB the Deplorable]

According to the c2c website, Noory is appearing at a big event in LA this weekend...



February 8-10, 2013 Conscious Life Expo Los Angeles, LAX Hilton
On Saturday, February 9th, George Noory will host the Emerging Science Panel from 2 to 4pm. On Sunday, February  10th, George hosts a special luncheon from 12:30 to 2pm, in which William Henry will be honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award...

Is timing for that the 'in 2 weeks I'm giving a major speech' Noary told us about?

Holy crap, could his delusional 'major speech' just be introducing William Henry? 

[Elflord]

Here is my two cents about George Noory. He sucks

[Insanity]

Five seasons?  What topics could they possibly cover now?

" Ancient ailens at the Mall"
"Ancient Ailens goes to the beach"

[thefamilyghost]

Yeah, George will come visit us right after he goes to Egypt, and after he goes to Hawaii , and after he goes to Skin Walker Ranch, and after he goes to the Coral Castle... maybe one of these weekends he'll skip the Vegas getaway..

The guy has quite the long to-do list, doesn't he? You'd think that in 10 years he'd at least knock one out 

[Elflord]

George Noory sucks.

[jinwicked]

George Norry, I look forward to hearing from your Internet lawyers. ♥♥♥ ehehehehe

" Ancient ailens at the Mall"
"Ancient Ailens goes to the beach"

Ancient aliens in a box
Ancient aliens with a fox
Boogums here and boogums there
Them ancient aliens everywhere!

[Usagi]

Ancient Aliens go to Jail.
Ancient Aliens save Christmas.
Ancient Aliens... In Space.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Ancient Aliens Meet the Fockers

Ancient Aliens Go To Disneyland

Ancient Aliens Abduct Jorch Snoory

Ancient Aliens Return Jorch Snoory

[Insanity]

Ancient Aliens Meet the Fockers

Ancient Aliens Go To Disneyland

Ancient Aliens Abduct Jorch Snoory

Ancient Aliens Return Jorch Snoory

Ancient Alien's Fight Club: Art Bell VS. George Noory Vs. The greys VS The Illuminati VS, The Lizzard Men VS the Insectioids VS the Transformers VS. The Hells Angels.

[Agent : Orange]

George's middle name is Ralph?

Sweet irony

[mombird3]

I wrote two letters to the radio station owned by Premier, and an email so far. Not one came back with a any comment. They do not care. Is the charity for Beyond Belief a legit one? Does it have a tax deduction? I wonder if the police or the federal government will shut it down? I would love to see Noory in a Court fight with the government. How can he do that?

[General Johnson Jameson]

George's middle name is Ralph?

Sweet irony

His name is Ralph

[stevesh]

Wow, I did not realize how important it is to him to know exactly who I am.  I will save him a few $$$ (so that he can distribute it to his listeners when he feels he has enough himself, rather than spend it on a detective) and offer him my name, address and phone number.  Provided he registers here and manages to verify that it really is him rather than some other troll, he can then request that I email him the info...  Fair warning, I am Canadian and it might be harder to sue me- but if the point is my own personal visit from George when he shows up on my front door step I can think of nothing better.  I will pull a couple of shots of espresso and we can sit down to a nice chat about how to go about improving Coast and how I can appear to be less hateful on the forum.

I sent Noory my real name and address a few months ago, with an explanation of the First Amendment and a suggestion that he 'bring it'. He did reply with:

"Thanks for the name. Get a life."

Cut me to the quick.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I sent Noory my real name and address a few months ago, with an explanation of the First Amendment and a suggestion that he 'bring it'. He did reply with:
"Thanks for the name. Get a life."

Ok, so Noary tells listeners of his show that not only will he sue if you disagree publicly, but also tells them to get a life?
I thought this man cared?