George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[eddie dean]

Trust me, the only one overreacting to anything was Lilly. She went ballistic.

maybe, but those of us that didn't see her meltdown live, will never know will we?
I'd like to read for myself but the Great and Powerful Oz has removed all of her posts from existence.
Were her comments so terrible,
to warrent being stricken from our frail and innocent eyes?

everyone has a bad day, and some are still around.

seems kinda heavy handed.
just saying

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Do you think instead of the pizza roll burn George could have had a mild stroke?  He just keeps getting stranger, night after night.

Who knows? If he ever did have a mild stroke, neither he nor PremRat would probably say anything about it unless they absolutely had to. All I know is that his ability to focus, think and speak have really gone down hill over the past few years. I've read that he started a new 5 year contract this year but I'll be shocked if he fulfills it if he continues to deteriorate.     

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Btw .. what was up with the guy who said he'd broken into his neighbor's house, set up video cameras, taped the guy flipping out on drugs, then reaped millions from all the people watching?

I dunno. I missed parts of that but I think at some point Snorge got kinda worked up and told the guy he didn't believe him. Then Snorge asked the guy to send him a million dollars and promised that he (Snorge) would give it all away to needy Coast listeners. (It's probably in the final 30 minutes of the show if anyone wants to listen to it. I tried to sum it up as best I could but as I said, I missed hearing the whole thing.)

[McPhallus]

Trust me, the only one overreacting to anything was Lilly. She went ballistic.

I was referring to people thinking that recent trolling events were "plants" by Noory.  But whatever, let's move forward.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

maybe, but those of us that didn't see her meltdown live, will never know will we?
I'd like to read for myself but the Great and Powerful Oz has removed all of her posts from existence.
Were her comments so terrible,
to warrent being stricken from our frail and innocent eyes?

everyone has a bad day, and some are still around.

seems kinda heavy handed.
just saying

These will be my final public comments on the matter since what's done is done and it's best to just move on. But, yes, the comments were terrible -- truly vulgar, threatening, harassing, etc -- and she clearly broke several forum rules. Getting booted was definitely warranted.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I was referring to people thinking that recent trolling events were "plants" by Noory.  But whatever, let's move forward.

Oh, okay. My apology.     

[PB the Deplorable]

My favorite highlight/lowlight from last night's C2C:

George asks if the Chinese elebrate New Year's "like we do in this country, on this planet?":

George likes to use the word 'Planet' a lot.  He almost had me thinking he knew what it meant.

[PB the Deplorable]

I think Noory will end up on one short-wave station somewhere in Bulgaria.

"Auff thuh Black Sea..."

[General Johnson Jameson]

George likes to use the word 'Planet' a lot.  He almost had me thinking he knew what it meant.

Aren't Planets like, hmm, countries in Star Trek & He-Man? Maybe that's it?

[bud2112]

There's no way you can burn your uvula unless Snorge nearly swallowed the pizza rolls. If food goes back there your either gagging or swallowing. You don't chew with your uvula. Did Snoory say he burnt his uvula?

[CrabbyOld Bat]

There's no way you can burn your uvula unless Snorge nearly swallowed the pizza rolls. If food goes back there your either gagging or swallowing. You don't chew with your uvula. Did Snoory say he burnt his uvula?

I agree that he must have swallowed the pizza roll(s) in order to burn his uvula and throat.

Anyway, I think he said his tongue, the roof of his mouth, his uvula (though I don't think he used the term) and his throat were burned. I also remember something about him claiming he had trouble sleeping because his uvula and throat were swollen and he was afraid he wouldn't be able to breathe.

Like I said earlier, I don't buy the lone pizza roll (which he claims he spit out) theory.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Coming up soon..Juh-OrrrJuh interviews the creator of the Go-Bots.

[Insanity]

maybe, but those of us that didn't see her meltdown live, will never know will we?
I'd like to read for myself but the Great and Powerful Oz has removed all of her posts from existence.
Were her comments so terrible,
to warrent being stricken from our frail and innocent eyes?

everyone has a bad day, and some are still around.

seems kinda heavy handed.
just saying

Lilly went batshit and got very insulting, and threatening to people. Even people who never said anything to her.

[zeebo]

Did Snoory say he burnt his uvula?

I have a strong suspicion that this sentence has never before been uttered in the English language.

[Imconfused]

I think he said he burnt "you know,  the thingy in the back of your throat".

[mombird3]

I think George said that the ER doctor said if he had swallowed the food it would have burned his throat and his stomach.

[Juan]

He's not a Noory agent. He's just an ordinary Moms-basement-dwelling Internet forum troll.

Lilly lives just up the road from me in the Jacksonville area.  We live on a coquina rock.  We can't have basements here.

BTW, George Noory sucks.

[coaster]

there once was a lone pizza roll who rode the plains on a horse with no name.

[elbee]

I havnt listened to boory in soooo long

[Ipokesmot]

Noory burned his vulva? 

[Doomed]

Noory burned his vulva? 

I thought jorch said he drove a Ford product. Why would he torch his Volvo?
(So help me, when I first read your post, I thought you wrote volvo.) 
I see you folks had company over last night. Tsk tsk tsk. You forgot to give her noorys number.

[Doomed]

i.e. noory having a stroke.
If you look at the image posted earlier up thread, you'll note how his face droops on the right side. This is indicative of someone who has suffered a stroke, but not always. As to whether the pizza roll was the cause, if he burnt his throat severely enough, he couldve scalded part of the brain stem, possibly triggering a stroke. This is highly unlikely. The logical answer is the most simple. He sucks.
Case closed.

[Agent : Orange]

maybe, but those of us that didn't see her meltdown live, will never know will we?
I'd like to read for myself but the Great and Powerful Oz has removed all of her posts from existence.
Were her comments so terrible,
to warrent being stricken from our frail and innocent eyes?

everyone has a bad day, and some are still around.

seems kinda heavy handed.
just saying

What would you suggest as an alternative? Let trolling and spam clog up our intertubes?

[PB the Deplorable]

Just watched the newest episode of Ancient Aliens.  No Noory again.

This is the 7th episode of the current season.  5 seasons already.   As far as I recall, George has only had one appearance this season, and it was back in the 2nd episode.

Even those guys finally realized George has nothing to contribute - regardless of his claims of a lifetime interest, his 'investigations', the talk of him being the 'go to guy' on the topic (thank you Alex Jones for making this stuff up and sucking up to George with it). 

It looks like another failure for George.  Give him credit though, he just moves on to the next project.  How can so many people be willing to be the ones to give him his next gig?  What will he stumble onto when the Gaia TV show flops and ends?  Is there no end to people that think they see something in him?

From the previews it looks like Linda will be on the next AA episode.  I'm guessing (and hoping) George won't.

[George Drooly]

George likes to use the word 'Planet' a lot.  He almost had me thinking he knew what it meant.

He repeatedly asked the guest to compare aspects of Chinese astrology to "celestial" astrology... which is a little like comparing Apples to fruit.

I think Georgie-Boy orbits his own planet, with a population of ZERO.

[McPhallus]

Five seasons?  What topics could they possibly cover now? 

Just watched the newest episode of Ancient Aliens.  No Noory again.

This is the 7th episode of the current season.  5 seasons already.   As far as I recall, George has only had one appearance this season, and it was back in the 2nd episode.

Even those guys finally realized George has nothing to contribute - regardless of his claims of a lifetime interest, his 'investigations', the talk of him being the 'go to guy' on the topic (thank you Alex Jones for making this stuff up and sucking up to George with it). 

It looks like another failure for George.  Give him credit though, he just moves on to the next project.  How can so many people be willing to be the ones to give him his next gig?  What will he stumble onto when the Gaia TV show flops and ends?  Is there no end to people that think they see something in him?

From the previews it looks like Linda will be on the next AA episode.  I'm guessing (and hoping) George won't.

[Marc.Knight]

the way it should be done...

[elbee]

hitler wants George Noory replaced

[Tara]

Even the Fuhrer knows that sNoory is a dummkopf!

[ItsOver]

My favorite highlight/lowlight from last night's C2C:

George asks if the Chinese celebrate New Year's "like we do in this country, on this planet?":

   Jorch thinks the Chinese are on another planet, like the Japanese.