George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CronkitesGhost]

hey we know George has kids but has he ever mentioned his wife and said he and her are divorced? or given any idea why his marriage ended? i've never heard him mention her.

here's what I think, whoever this woman is/was, realized she was married to one of the dullest stupidest persons in the world and she had to get away from him. i bet she ran off and left him with the kids and hasn't been heard from since.

[ItsOver]

quite an accomplishment, somehow Noory found 2 women as stupid and untalented as him to host the show on weekends. i tuned in a few minutes ago, I don't know which one this is but it's unlistenable.

Ha!  Bigfoot’n Connie last night, notable for her idiotic giggling and air filled head.  Then there’s Lee Cigar, who’s about as bland as they get.  I think Dave likes them because, even as bad as he is, they pose no threat to his reign of boobery and probably work for peanuts.  At least Coast finally dumped Jimmy, who sounded like he worked as a DJ at some sleazy strip club.

[ItsOver]

hey we know George has kids but has he ever mentioned his wife and said he and her are divorced? or given any idea why his marriage ended? i've never heard him mention her.

here's what I think, whoever this woman is/was, realized she was married to one of the dullest stupidest persons in the world and she had to get away from him. i bet she ran off and left him with the kids and hasn't been heard from since.

Dave will always have Tommee.

[CronkitesGhost]

Ha!  Bigfoot’n Connie last night, notable for her idiotic giggling and air filled head.  Then there’s Lee Cigar, who’s about as bland as they get.  I think Dave likes them because, even as bad as he is, they pose no threat to his reign of boobery and probably work for peanuts.  At least Coast finally dumped Jimmy, who sounded like he worked as a DJ at some sleazy strip club.

I literally thought it was Lee Cigar until she mentioned BigFoot.

She's so bad I feel sorry for her. They play the first half hour again at 5:00AM my time. She obviously has listened to Ian, Syrett and George Knapp and heard how they open their shows - they have well crafted intros they've written for themselves. So Connie has now done the same, it's awful, worse than awful, it makes Jill Biden's dissertation look good, her delivery of said mess was worse than the mess itself. Then she spent 10 minutes spamming her stupid BigFoot Adventures business and her 'MEMBERSHIP SITE' - she kept repeating MEMBERSHIP SITE. Big 50% sale going on. She's going on a trip to Hawkins, wherever that is, to hunt BigFoot and Dogman with some of her MEMBERSHIP SITE members and they are the greatest people, if you join the MEMBERSHIP SITE you will make friends for life they are so cool.

just what I'd do in a pandemic, get in a car with total strangers, 12 hours with no ventilation, who believe in BigFoot which pretty much means they believe Covid19 is a hoax -  i bet they are all over 50, half of them will end up dead. Noory tried to hold that concert in Everett Washington - that's the most incredible thing the idiot has ever done, he really intended to do that show without getting any permission.

[Gyoza Girl]

Onna my phone but I recall that this might have been a result of Disney suit even though, I think, NBC or Sony was fighting to the rights to it? Charlie Brown special also recently got hit. But they allowed PBS to show. This season I've noticed that they actually played "It's a Wonderful Life" more, but more obscure channels.

I looked it up on Wikipedia, and it said the movie is owned by a company called Republic, which sold the long-term broadcast rights to NBC.

I don't have a television and can't watch it, but I'm glad to hear the movie is being shown more often.

[Gyoza Girl]

quite an accomplishment, somehow Noory found 2 women as stupid and untalented as him to host the show on weekends. i tuned in a few minutes ago, I don't know which one this is but it's unlistenable.

It's Connie Willis. I usually like her breezy, conversational style, but she seems a bit "off" tonight. She's babbling, rambling, chortling for no apparent reason, tongue-tied to the point that she couldn't even get out one of her questions (which even the guest noticed), and endlessly promoting her Blue Rock Talk thing.

[Gyoza Girl]

I watch It's A Wonderful Life every year, never fails to deliver the feels at the end no matter how many times you've seen it. I love Donna Reed/Mary, the world used to be made of Mary Hatches, sadly they are rare as hens teeth today.

Always weird to see a grown man at a high school graduation dance,  Jimmy Stewart had just returned from WWII, it was his first movie after the war, he was 38 years old. Donna Reed was only 23. In the scene where she loses the robe and is naked in the bushes George Bailey is about 22-23, but there he is, middle aged looking Jimmy Stewart.

That movie spans 26 years, it's 1919 when George saves his brother from drowning, and 1945 when he is ready to kill himself on Christmas Eve. Nobody ages though, Mr Gower the druggist George worked for as a kid was old then, but there he is at the end of the movie not having aged a day in 26 years. Same for Uncle Billy, Mr. Potter.

It's A Wonderful Life bombed at the box office. Jimmy Stewart blamed Donna Reed for its failure and refused to ever work with her again. What an asshole.

George Bailey was some kind of incredible human being, without him in the world the entire town of Bedford Falls turned into Sodom and Gommorah. Mary who was a beautiful girl, college educated, couldn't find a man to marry her, and developed astigmatism i guess from thousands of hours of reading books as a spinster librarian. Uncle Billy locked away in a lunatic asylum.

One of my favorite scenes is when George Bailey upbraids the board members of the Bailey Building & Loan for considering Mr. Potter's proposal to dissolve the company. He reminds them that, thanks to the Building & Loan, people could afford to buy homes and get out of Potter's slum housing.

"You're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers?"

I always think of that when I hear about a company's stock price soaring after it announces a massive round of layoffs.

[pate]

One of my favorite scenes is when George Bailey upbraids the board members of the Bailey Building & Loan for considering Mr. Potter's proposal to dissolve the company. He reminds them that, thanks to the Building & Loan, people could afford to buy homes and get out of Potter's slum housing.

"You're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers?"

I always think of that when I hear about a company's stock price soaring after it announces a massive round of layoffs.

Sort of an anti-Communist bent to the movie there, I think...

-p

[ItsOver]

I literally thought it was Lee Cigar until she mentioned BigFoot.

She's so bad I feel sorry for her. They play the first half hour again at 5:00AM my time. She obviously has listened to Ian, Syrett and George Knapp and heard how they open their shows - they have well crafted intros they've written for themselves. So Connie has now done the same, it's awful, worse than awful, it makes Jill Biden's dissertation look good, her delivery of said mess was worse than the mess itself. Then she spent 10 minutes spamming her stupid BigFoot Adventures business and her 'MEMBERSHIP SITE' - she kept repeating MEMBERSHIP SITE. Big 50% sale going on. She's going on a trip to Hawkins, wherever that is, to hunt BigFoot and Dogman with some of her MEMBERSHIP SITE members and they are the greatest people, if you join the MEMBERSHIP SITE you will make friends for life they are so cool.

just what I'd do in a pandemic, get in a car with total strangers, 12 hours with no ventilation, who believe in BigFoot which pretty much means they believe Covid19 is a hoax -  i bet they are all over 50, half of them will end up dead. Noory tried to hold that concert in Everett Washington - that's the most incredible thing the idiot has ever done, he really intended to do that show without getting any permission.

Are the “Membership Site” members actually going with her in person?  I thought she was doing these Bigfoot’n Scams virtually.  That way, she can bilk an unlimited number of fools without being bothered in person by a bunch of weirdos.

[albrecht]

Are the “Membership Site” members actually going with her in person?  I thought she was doing these Bigfoot’n Scams virtually.  That way, she can bilk an unlimited number of fools without being bothered in person by a bunch of weirdos.

I think even she would recognize the obvious dangers of a cam girl meeting up in person with her subscribers and worse to go out into the backwoods to look for Bigfeet and Dogmen. I sense a straight-to-video B movie plot here.

[albrecht]

It's Connie Willis. I usually like her breezy, conversational style, but she seems a bit "off" tonight. She's babbling, rambling, chortling for no apparent reason, tongue-tied to the point that she couldn't even get out one of her questions (which even the guest noticed), and endlessly promoting her Blue Rock Talk thing.

I think she ate one too many edibles or something. Or she is trying to copy Mr.Norways bumbling style for some strange reason. But I think she got too high and had dry-mouth and couldn't put thoughts together.

[ItsOver]

I think even she would recognize the obvious dangers of a cam girl meeting up in person with her subscribers and worse to go out into the backwoods to look for Bigfeet and Dogmen. I sense a straight-to-video B movie plot here.

Yeah, plus it’s easy dollars.  Bigfoot’n for Bucks... virtually.

[Morgus]

At least Coast finally dumped Jimmy, who sounded like he worked as a DJ at some sleazy strip club.

Actually I heard Jimmy Church quit c2c after waiting for years and hoping to be Noory's heir apparent.  Jimmy probably ran out of patience for Noory to retire... 

[ItsOver]

Actually I heard Jimmy Church quit c2c after waiting for years and hoping to be Noory's heir apparent.  Jimmy probably ran out of patience for Noory to retire... 

That wouldn’t surprise me.  Church always seemed to be the heir apparent but with Norway glued to the chair for who knows how long, his patience may have run out.

[Juan]

I thought Mr. sNorway bragged about having a contract that extended beyond when we land on Mars.  I guess he thinks he’s Barry Farmer or Bob Grant.

[Jackstar]

I thought Mr. sNorway bragged about having a contract that extended beyond when we land on Mars.  I guess he thinks he’s Barry Farmer or Bob Grant.

It's plausible. You know they have technology that can take people's "souls/consciousness" out of their bodies and put them into another one, right? They've had that at least since the '60s.

Look at any picture you like of George Noory. Think about what he eats. Does that sound like a guy who cares about his personal flesh?

[Juan]

Damned ipad - Farber, not Farmer.
Does George have actual flesh?

[Dr. MD MD]

Damned ipad - Farber, not Farmer.
Does George have actual flesh?

I feel your pain. I hate softkeys but I’ve gone through about three bluetooth keyboard cases now so I’m not sure what to do but softkeys. There must be an app for this.

[CronkitesGhost]

I think she does both streaming of her BigFoot trips and you can go along in person but i'd assume they'd do some vetting but who knows, if some weirdo would give her $500 she'd take the risk of being dismembered in the forest. how many subscribers does she have on Youtube? You need a lot of subscribers to be able to make a living on Youtube.

She invented this whole BigFoot expert persona out of desperation, an aging female in broadcasting industry, aging male also not easy, unless you've been a star is hard so she came up with this shtick and Noory and Dahheiser are easy marks. I once googled her and she was attractive, one of those women who did cheap infomercials and home shopping type work - i'm sure that mattered to those 2 single horndogs.

[Aspic3]

Looking forward to Knapp.

Small Town Monsters, then alien hybrids.

Bogus or not, Knapp is more skilled than anybody else on the show to go into such subjects.

[Jackstar]

Bogus or not, Knapp is more skilled than anybody else on the show to go into such subjects.

11/14/97

Where's the tape?"

[Jackstar]

i'd assume they'd do some vetting but who knows

I can neither confirm, nor deny. But I will say this: I wouldn't trifle with someone who claims any familiarity whatsoever with Sass-Squaw-Itch... or, could cure it.

Word gets around. The owls are NOT what they seem. You didn't hear it from me.

[Jackstar]

Yup, there are some words I just wont say or type. I guess Im old school

I'm not going to lie: this is something I've always admired about the man (old news to me, frankly), and is it a little something of a virtue of our character that we share in common, as I promised my mother that I would never ride a motorcycle, and in spite of the fact that I made this promise before I knew that this would forever disqualify me from joining a biker gang (G-d damnit, those fucking guys are all so fucking cool), it is a promise that I have always kept.

Too bad she never made me promise not to fuck any whores. I mean, that would have saved me a lot of time over the years... but it certainly wouldn't have saved me any money, as once was certainly enough, and afterwards the whore offered to pay me anyway. Eewww, gross.

What can I say? Things are different in Europe. /flex

[Dateline]

Norry has his own social media platform entitled "Suck Muck".  To promote it he is inviting everyone to tune in or post over a "Cup of Covid, because as you know it is just like the flu."

[Morgus]

Norway just mentioned a pilot he did a year ago is now available for free streaming on amazon prime video, the topic and guest is the same as on c2c tonight.

I found it, titled "We're Not Gonna to Take it! with George Noory":

https://www.amazon.com/Pilot/dp/B0848CDT7F/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1LYRW5QHJF6R0&dchild=1&keywords=george+noory&qid=1609225062&s=instant-video&sprefix=noory%2Cinstant-video%2C231&sr=1-2

In the middle of this 18min show, "the guy from Pittsburgh" even makes an appearance as a "conspiracy expert"
Checking out the reviews listed there, this one stands out: 

Waste of time
Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2020
Seriously? "We're not gonna TO take it?" *Forehead slap* THAT is so Noory!! Poor syntax at every turn: verbally and in his dreadful "books".
He's insufferable on every level yet, his grandiose delusions compel him to further his reach (now including his pedantic snake-oil roadshows: from his attire to his vocal stylings, Snoory deems himself the reincarnation of Robert Goulet. RIP, RG) to the consternation of those forced to endure him - show guests, his staff, his dwindling audience. Because he's barely literate, as demonstrated every time he slaughters the day's headlines, anything written, hosted or staged by GN is time or money wasted. Toasters hold more intrigue.

[Morgus]

Norway's guest asked him what do you call the thing you bat around in badminton.
Norway said it was called a "bird" but I thought its called a "shuttlecock"

[Uncle Duke]

Norway's guest asked him what do you call the thing you bat around in badminton.
Norway said it was called a "bird" but I thought its called a "shuttlecock"

I think the more genteel call it a bird, they don't want to use the word "cock" in any form.

[Walks_At_Night]

Norway just mentioned a pilot he did a year ago is now available for free streaming on amazon prime video, the topic and guest is the same as on c2c tonight.

I found it, titled "We're Not Gonna to Take it! with George Noory":

https://www.amazon.com/Pilot/dp/B0848CDT7F/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1LYRW5QHJF6R0&dchild=1&keywords=george+noory&qid=1609225062&s=instant-video&sprefix=noory%2Cinstant-video%2C231&sr=1-2

In the middle of this 18min show, "the guy from Pittsburgh" even makes an appearance as a "conspiracy expert"
Checking out the reviews listed there, this one stands out: 

It was definitely longer than a year ago - the announcer guy for the show has been dead for two years now. It is a shame that it never took off. It was Senda's big chance at fame but that pilot is just so, well...horrid.

[albrecht]

Norway's guest asked him what do you call the thing you bat around in badminton.
Norway said it was called a "bird" but I thought its called a "shuttlecock"

I always have called it a "birdie."

[ItsOver]

It was definitely longer than a year ago - the announcer guy for the show has been dead for two years now. It is a shame that it never took off. It was Senda's big chance at fame but that pilot is just so, well...horrid.

Glad to see Joshua Pee Warren is keeping up with Dave’s reviews.  He probably should use something other than the standard Carnivora review, though.

Joshua
Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2020
George Noory is phenomenal