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« Reply #92670 on: February 19, 2020, 12:30:04 AM »
“Sarc-officer-kiss”    [sarcophagus]

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« Reply #92671 on: February 19, 2020, 05:42:27 PM »
“Sarc-officer-kiss”    [sarcophagus]
And, "of course," he did a "FEB," not February, when reporting on the Corona Virus in the initial segment. I'm not sure why they even have this segment. Everyone has instant access to news. The stories come straight from The Drudge Report, and Norry always flubs over pronunciations because he, apparently, doesn't read or practice them first. I guess anything to keep Norry away from guests or new callers.....

ps: lefty blowhard Howard Bloom also can't pronounce things and was unprepared.  Here is a hint: just say "Blago" that is what many did back when he was governor before he was set up/caught by the Illinois Democratic Machine who wanted Obama. 

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« Reply #92672 on: February 19, 2020, 10:10:31 PM »
And, "of course," he did a "FEB," not February, when reporting on the Corona Virus in the initial segment. I'm not sure why they even have this segment. Everyone has instant access to news. The stories come straight from The Drudge Report, and Norry always flubs over pronunciations because he, apparently, doesn't read or practice them first. I guess anything to keep Norry away from guests or new callers.....

ps: lefty blowhard Howard Bloom also can't pronounce things and was unprepared.  Here is a hint: just say "Blago" that is what many did back when he was governor before he was set up/caught by the Illinois Democratic Machine who wanted Obama.

But it was noticeable that Bloom, having tripped over Blagojevich, laughed, corrected himself, and subsequently pronounced it correctly a few times. Compare and contrast with Noory’s Magoo-style habit of ploughing through his screw-ups and assuming no-one will notice.
And I agree entirely about the items Joorch chooses for ‘Here’s What’s Happaneen’. They should be stories that fit with C2C, not the same news stories we’ve been hearing all day, but that would require some actual research, thought and show prep. I’m convinced he just pulls up the Fox News site and attempts to paraphrase news stories which is why he garbles so much of it so much of the time.

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« Reply #92673 on: February 19, 2020, 10:20:02 PM »
But it was noticeable that Bloom, having tripped over Blagojevich, laughed, corrected himself, and subsequently pronounced it correctly a few times. Compare and contrast with Noory’s Magoo-style habit of ploughing through his screw-ups and assuming no-one will notice.
And I agree entirely about the items Joorch chooses for ‘Here’s What’s Happaneen’. They should be stories that fit with C2C, not the same news stories we’ve been hearing all day, but that would require some actual research, thought and show prep. I’m convinced he just pulls up the Fox News site and attempts to paraphrase news stories which is why he garbles so much of it so much of the time.


Yes. Though it could be Tommee just pulls up Fox or Drudge and gives him the cards to read. But I say either find good, unique stuff or at least give an opinion. Not just kill time with reading easily available info- that all have heard. Since even IF house-bound shut-ins or prisoners heard same "updates" on their radios.

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« Reply #92674 on: February 20, 2020, 03:07:08 AM »

hahaha I love when even his guests, who aren't the sharpest knives in any drawer, are stupefied by George's idiotic questions and comments.

Tonight's guest is an 'expert' on voodoo, several times she's been caught off guard by something Jorch has blurted out that makes no sense or is just flat out retarded. He asked her, like a 6 year old would ask 'Can you change the past with voodoo?' She couldn't process this stupidity, took a couple seconds and then asked 'What? Can voodoo change the past is the question? uh .... no.' hahaha I can't believe even he asked that - there are many many crazy religions in this world with crazy beliefs and I don't think any of them include time travel into the past to make changes. 


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« Reply #92675 on: February 20, 2020, 03:10:38 AM »

... just kill time ...
Isn't that pretty much how Jorch looks at a whole show?  Show up, punch in for a tidy check, and the asleep at the wheel PremRat suits are happy.



"Come on, Tommee.  I need my pre-made turkee on whole wheat, naow!"

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« Reply #92676 on: February 20, 2020, 03:20:29 AM »
hahaha I love when even his guests, who aren't the sharpest knives in any drawer, are stupefied by George's idiotic questions and comments.

Tonight's guest is an 'expert' on voodoo, several times she's been caught off guard by something Jorch has blurted out that makes no sense or is just flat out retarded. He asked her, like a 6 year old would ask 'Can you change the past with voodoo?' She couldn't process this stupidity, took a couple seconds and then asked 'What? Can voodoo change the past is the question? uh .... no.' hahaha I can't believe even he asked that - there are many many crazy religions in this world with crazy beliefs and I don't think any of them include time travel into the past to make changes.
Of course, we get index card question #3 "How did you get interested in <subject >?"  Sometimes Jorch makes it really interesting by saying "introduced to," instead of "interested."  Riveting. 

At least we moved on to a caller question "do herbs have spirits?" :D



"Can voodoo be used to change your car oil?"

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« Reply #92677 on: February 20, 2020, 03:26:50 AM »
hahaha I love when even his guests, who aren't the sharpest knives in any drawer, are stupefied by George's idiotic questions and comments.

Tonight's guest is an 'expert' on voodoo, several times she's been caught off guard by something Jorch has blurted out that makes no sense or is just flat out retarded. He asked her, like a 6 year old would ask 'Can you change the past with voodoo?' She couldn't process this stupidity, took a couple seconds and then asked 'What? Can voodoo change the past is the question? uh .... no.' hahaha I can't believe even he asked that - there are many many crazy religions in this world with crazy beliefs and I don't think any of them include time travel into the past to make changes.

Hehe.

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« Reply #92678 on: February 20, 2020, 03:47:37 AM »
Yep, another "skip out early night."  ANOTHER replay of Jorch reading "The Tell Tale Heart." Gads, what a turd.

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« Reply #92679 on: February 20, 2020, 08:04:09 AM »

lol that Tell Tale Heart reading is literally the only decent thing the man has done in his career.

not even Jesus Christ ever time traveled into the past to change things. 

his voice on that recording sounded much more professional and deeper, he literally is the real Ted Baxter, a total blithering idiot with a good voice for radio.

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« Reply #92680 on: February 20, 2020, 08:41:38 AM »
That's George, reading the Telltale Heart?? Heavens, I always thought that was a professional job.

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« Reply #92681 on: February 20, 2020, 09:11:50 AM »
I imagine Tommee went through a case of Twinkies, watching Jorch do retakes of that reading.

Say "February," Jorch.


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« Reply #92682 on: February 20, 2020, 10:59:15 AM »
That's George, reading the Telltale Heart?? Heavens, I always thought that was a professional job.

hmmm ... i wondered if it was him or not but decided even though the acting sounded very professional it was George in better days and some post-production work to make it sound better.

anybody know for sure if that's him reading Telltale Heart?

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« Reply #92683 on: February 20, 2020, 11:07:48 AM »
I'd read this as a "yes."

"George closed the program with his rendition of Edgar Allan Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart."  From 2017.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2017/10/31

Of course, Jorch has others write "his" books.  Maybe he also has "ghost" speakers, and still claims it's his rendition. ;)

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« Reply #92684 on: February 20, 2020, 11:22:13 AM »
I'd read this as a "yes."

"George closed the program with his rendition of Edgar Allan Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart."  From 2017.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2017/10/31

Of course, Jorch has others write "his" books.  Maybe he also has "ghost" speakers, and still claims it's his rendition. ;)



At least listeners weren't subjected to a replay of a mid-90s shockjock parody of a roadrage accident where old ladies beat a guy with purses and Bibles.

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« Reply #92685 on: February 20, 2020, 11:28:31 AM »

At least listeners weren't subjected to a replay of a mid-90s shockjock parody of a roadrage accident where old ladies beat a guy with purses and Bibles.

Subjected!?!   Don't you mean blessed?  That is just about my most favorite shit in the world.   

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« Reply #92686 on: February 20, 2020, 11:28:48 AM »
I'd read this as a "yes."

"George closed the program with his rendition of Edgar Allan Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart."  From 2017.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2017/10/31

Of course, Jorch has others write "his" books.  Maybe he also has "ghost" speakers, and still claims it's his rendition. ;)

yeah i am pretty sure it is him, he put some effort in and then a sound guy worked some magic with some knobs and sliders.

he should retire from Coast and just read stories 'Scary Stories with George Noory','Bedtime Stories with George Noory' 'X-Rated Stories with George Noory' and put them on CD s- would love to hear George in his Telltale Heart voice acting out porn scenes. 

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« Reply #92687 on: February 20, 2020, 11:42:37 AM »



At least listeners weren't subjected to a replay of a mid-90s shockjock parody of a roadrage accident where old ladies beat a guy with purses and Bibles.
Ha!  Jorch picks the suckiest crap to cover his early bailouts with Tommee.  Then it's repeat the same crap ad infinitum.  How long has he been playing that awful UFO Phil squallering to close Friday?  Talk about nails on a chalkboard.

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« Reply #92688 on: February 20, 2020, 12:03:13 PM »
I imagine Tommee went through a case of Twinkies, watching Jorch do retakes of that reading.

Say "February," Jorch.



He looks conversationally challenged in that picture.

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« Reply #92689 on: February 20, 2020, 12:06:44 PM »
...would love to hear George in his Telltale Heart voice acting out porn scenes.
Heh, heh, heh.  "Jorch does Debbie in Dallas," "Behind The Green Tommee," "Deep Burned Flapper Thing in The Throat," starring Jorch "Pizza Roll" Snoory.

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« Reply #92690 on: February 20, 2020, 12:46:38 PM »
hmmm ... i wondered if it was him or not but decided even though the acting sounded very professional it was George in better days and some post-production work to make it sound better.

anybody know for sure if that's him reading Telltale Heart?

Absolutely it’s him, and a fucking awful reading it is, too, imho.

Oh to have been the proverbial on the wall during recording. Joorch asked a guest once if he had recorded his own audiobooks. The guest said of course, seemed surprised by the question, and had obviously found the process a breeze and a pleasure. Not Noory, who talked about what a painful experience it had been for him to record one of his books that he didn’t write. Clearly, having a professional ear on the other side of the glass picking him up on his mushmouthing, garbling and mispronunciations (a process clearly foreign to the lazy, amateur environs of the Coast studio) had irritated our Joorch, and somewhat dented his ego, I suspect

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« Reply #92691 on: February 20, 2020, 01:34:03 PM »
He looks conversationally challenged in that picture.
I couldn't locate the GIF of Jorch trying to pronounce "February." ;)

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« Reply #92692 on: February 20, 2020, 06:49:58 PM »
Absolutely it’s him, and a fucking awful reading it is, too, imho.

Oh to have been the proverbial on the wall during recording. Joorch asked a guest once if he had recorded his own audiobooks. The guest said of course, seemed surprised by the question, and had obviously found the process a breeze and a pleasure. Not Noory, who talked about what a painful experience it had been for him to record one of his books that he didn’t write. Clearly, having a professional ear on the other side of the glass picking him up on his mushmouthing, garbling and mispronunciations (a process clearly foreign to the lazy, amateur environs of the Coast studio) had irritated our Joorch, and somewhat dented his ego, I suspect
I recall that. Norry semi-frequently mentions the travails of making an audio books. Like it was some kind of Herculean task or punishment to read a book that someone else has ghost-written. 

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« Reply #92693 on: February 20, 2020, 06:53:02 PM »
I recall that. Norry semi-frequently mentions the travails of making an audio books. Like it was some kind of Herculean task or punishment to read a book that someone else has ghost-written.

For him with his pronunciation I’m sure it was more akin to Sisyphus. ;)

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« Reply #92694 on: February 20, 2020, 08:05:33 PM »
I recall that. Norry semi-frequently mentions the travails of making an audio books. Like it was some kind of Herculean task or punishment to read a book that someone else has ghost-written.
You'd almost think he was trying to do it in some language he wasn't familiar with, like English.

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« Reply #92695 on: February 20, 2020, 08:45:23 PM »
I wonder what was worrying George last night. I tuned in for the second half of the show, and George's voice was the most terse I have ever heard it to be. He ploughed through the show with gritted teeth, like he had some big problem to tackle after the show. Then he bowed-out early. I wonder if his mother or one of his grandchildren is sick.

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« Reply #92696 on: February 20, 2020, 10:01:20 PM »
I wonder what was worrying George last night. I tuned in for the second half of the show, and George's voice was the most terse I have ever heard it to be. He ploughed through the show with gritted teeth, like he had some big problem to tackle after the show. Then he bowed-out early. I wonder if his mother or one of his grandchildren is sick.
Maybe Tommee missed his period.

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« Reply #92697 on: February 20, 2020, 10:09:09 PM »
Maybe Tommee missed his period.

Made me laugh out loud, thanks. About the only thing that can make me laugh anymore is this thread.

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« Reply #92698 on: February 21, 2020, 12:01:15 AM »
I wonder what was worrying George last night. I tuned in for the second half of the show, and George's voice was the most terse I have ever heard it to be. He ploughed through the show with gritted teeth, like he had some big problem to tackle after the show. Then he bowed-out early. I wonder if his mother or one of his grandchildren is sick.

Interesting. That and the skipping out early. I heard the start of the show, and it crossed my mind he sounded a bit drunk. He was carefully over-enunciating his intro: ‘Across THE nation, around THE world’. Not like his normal sloppy ‘Acrossanation, aroundawoworld’.

Maybe he was on a promise with one of his lady friends. But IO’s Tommee-up-the-duff theory makes me laugh more.

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« Reply #92699 on: February 21, 2020, 12:14:12 AM »
“The federal judge has sentenced former President Donald Trump’s long-time advisor Roger Stone.....’

Freudian slip? He had two goes at that, as well!