George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[whoozit]

....500 million dollars divided by 330 Americans would amount to a dollar and change per person.

Ummm...  Typo or delicious irony?   

[Lilith]

I was so pleased to hear we have Richard Syrett tonight.

[albrecht]

I wish he would take over and let Norry be the guest host on rare, limited nights when the supplement industry commercial contracts need to be fulfilled.

[Dr. MD MD]

Jonestown is always a juicy subject.

[Jojo]

Yes it is. The idea that one could elevate themselves above any particular group to study them is inherently elitist and racist. : :

You object to the DSM!

[Jojo]

I wish he would take over and let Norry be the guest host on rare, limited nights when the supplement industry commercial contracts need to be fulfilled.

That's a great idea.

[Dr. MD MD]

You object to the DSM!

Pretty much proven to be whimsical and fraudulent.

[CronkitesGhost]

Users can't create polls on this forum I see.

so I'll do an informal one.  god forbid : sumpheen happened where George Noory could no longer host Coast2Coast who would you choose to be his successor?

A) Ian Punnett

B) Richard Syrett

C) George Knapp

[CronkitesGhost]

for me any of the three would be a major improvement. i'd take Knapp, closely followed by Syrett and then Punnett.

[Corona Kitty]

Fuck that list.


The real king is Mike Siegel.

[Dr. MD MD]

Users can't create polls on this forum I see.

so I'll do an informal one.  god forbid : sumpheen happened where George Noory could no longer host Coast2Coast who would you choose to be his successor?

A) Ian Punnett

B) Richard Syrett

C) George Knapp

There can be only one:



Even kdubb can’t disagree with that sweater.

[Jackstar]

The real king is Mike Siegel.

Mike Siegel is an American radio talk show host. Siegel is a native of New York, Jewish and a political conservative.

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[NoMoreNoory]

George pushing the D-herbs cleanse again.

“I’ve tried the cleanse, and you’ll feel polished and refreshed. You’ll lose some toxit, er, weights.....”

That’s phonetically what he said. What he was trying to say? Toxic waste? Toxins and weight? We will never know because, as ever, he offered no apology or correction, just ploughing on regardless. Exactly what goes in in what passes for a brain in the space between his ears is impossible to comprehend. He must know he’s talking gibberish but either can’t be bothered, or just plain can’t, stop and correct himself. Strange, strange man.

[CronkitesGhost]

Old lady calls in and tells the guest that George Noory is 'the most informed radio host in the country, he knows everything'.

i love when he adds 'that's right' after a guest makes a point of some kind, as if he has the same or more knowledge than the guest has and he is confirming for the audience that the information is legit. he's such a douchebag poseur. he's Sergeant Schultz, he knows nothing!

[Jojo]

George pushing the D-herbs cleanse again.

“I’ve tried the cleanse, and you’ll feel polished and refreshed. You’ll lose some toxit, er, weights.....”

That’s phonetically what he said. What he was trying to say? Toxic waste? Toxins and weight? We will never know because, as ever, he offered no apology or correction, just ploughing on regardless. Exactly what goes in in what passes for a brain in the space between his ears is impossible to comprehend. He must know he’s talking gibberish but either can’t be bothered, or just plain can’t, stop and correct himself. Strange, strange man.

Oh now hold it actually it's worse than that.  It sounds like you weren't there the one time he tried to correct himself one night.  He mangled a word and tried to correct it but couldn't.  Then he made of point of correcting it, but still couldn't  HE ACTUALLY HELD HIMSELF OVER A BREAK TO PROVE IT.  But when the break was over, he still could not correct the word.  If I hadn't felt so sorry for him it would have been one of the funniest nights of my life.  Actually now that a couple years have passed, I am cracking up over it.   But I think we all were mortified at the time - everyone holding their breath and it just got worse and worse.  OMG, this is such a delicious memory now.  ROFL~

P.S. He probably thought the cleanse removed toxins.  But whoever wrote the ad probably put that the cleanse would remove excess weight.  I can see that happening.  Still his fault, though.

Have you heard it when he has been saying that after he uses the cleanse, he feels "polished"?  What a bizarre ad.

[CronkitesGhost]

oh god, you know that phony bit Jorch plays with the guy who witnesses a car load of little old ladies beating the driver of another car, I am killing myself laughing like that guy but I'm not acting. This show is so absurd!

This interview between Norry and some kook UFO researcher is peak Norry cringiness and awkwardness. The guest just casually mentions there's a city on Mars with 2 million inhabitants, of course Norry doesn't challenge this at all. This interview is filled with such preposterous claims about extra-terrestrial civilizations throughout the universe.

So, after yet another awkward pause in the interview, Noory very soberly and quite seriously asks the question any Pulitzer or Peabody award winning journalist would ask ........ 

"So Len, who's ruling the solar system these days?'  

[CronkitesGhost]

I have to do this, I'm getting a t-shirt printed with Norry's dopey face on it with 'SO LEN WHO'S RULING THE SOLAR SYSTEM THESE DAYS?' beneath that ugly mug.

[CronkitesGhost]

inject this into my veins, it's too good.

the interview with 'Len' and the show come to an end, with 'Len' mumbling softly about Nazi extra-terrestrials threatening the world. George wraps it up with this

'I read his book, and I'm saying to myself this can't be, but it's good research, pretty compelling.'

[Jojo]

When the show started the second time, I heard George talk over the intro music saying, "This show is pretty important".  Did anyone else hear him?  That's the first time I've heard him talk over the intro music - I wonder if he was talking to someone in the studio.  The studio we were promised peek-a-boo views of, which never actually happened.  Doesn't George want to be on a webcam?

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh now hold it actually it's worse than that.  It sounds like you weren't there the one time he tried to correct himself one night.  He mangled a word and tried to correct it but couldn't.  Then he made of point of correcting it, but still couldn't  HE ACTUALLY HELD HIMSELF OVER A BREAK TO PROVE IT.  But when the break was over, he still could not correct the word.  If I hadn't felt so sorry for him it would have been one of the funniest nights of my life.  Actually now that a couple years have passed, I am cracking up over it.   But I think we all were mortified at the time - everyone holding their breath and it just got worse and worse.  OMG, this is such a delicious memory now.  ROFL~

P.S. He probably thought the cleanse removed toxins.  But whoever wrote the ad probably put that the cleanse would remove excess weight.  I can see that happening.  Still his fault, though.

Have you heard it when he has been saying that after he uses the cleanse, he feels "polished"?  What a bizarre ad.

I don’t recall the event you describe, but his behavior last night was fairly typical. I’ve described him before as the Mr Magoo of the English language: leaving a trail of mayhem and destruction behind him and carrying on regardless.
You did remind me of the time he described something as happening ‘in the click of an eye’. He paused, acknowledged that wasn’t right, and corrected it to ‘in the beat of an eye’. He still seemed to have some vague notion that all was not well, offering the suggestion ‘I may have just made that up’, but was still unable to dredge ‘blink’ from the muddy depths of his mind. Always astonishing that someone whose stock-in-trade is words and communication is so incompetent and ignorant.

And, yes, ’polished and refreshed’. I don’t know about the US, but in the UK a polish is slang for, well, you know, rapid backwards and forwards motions of the hand. This and George Noory are a combination I would rather not have in my head.

[NoMoreNoory]

oh god, you know that phony bit Jorch plays with the guy who witnesses a car load of little old ladies beating the driver of another car, I am killing myself laughing like that guy but I'm not acting. This show is so absurd!

This interview between Norry and some kook UFO researcher is peak Norry cringiness and awkwardness. The guest just casually mentions there's a city on Mars with 2 million inhabitants, of course Norry doesn't challenge this at all. This interview is filled with such preposterous claims about extra-terrestrial civilizations throughout the universe.

So, after yet another awkward pause in the interview, Noory very soberly and quite seriously asks the question any Pulitzer or Peabody award winning journalist would ask ........ 

"So Len, who's ruling the solar system these days?'  

Jesus! I missed that. Priceless.

Nazis on the moon in 1942! Yes, folks, in the middle of a world war, they launched the equivalent of a Saturn V rocket and no-one noticed.

Sign me up for an XL shirt, CG.

[Uncle Duke]

oh god, you know that phony bit Jorch plays with the guy who witnesses a car load of little old ladies beating the driver of another car, I am killing myself laughing like that guy but I'm not acting. This show is so absurd!

This interview between Norry and some kook UFO researcher is peak Norry cringiness and awkwardness. The guest just casually mentions there's a city on Mars with 2 million inhabitants, of course Norry doesn't challenge this at all. This interview is filled with such preposterous claims about extra-terrestrial civilizations throughout the universe.

So, after yet another awkward pause in the interview, Noory very soberly and quite seriously asks the question any Pulitzer or Peabody award winning journalist would ask ........ 

"So Len, who's ruling the solar system these days?'  

What was disappointing to me was, with the exception of Joe in Monterey, the lack of the classic C2C mentally ill callers like Charles, Annie, and Cleopatra girl.  Hearing Charles stumble though explaining his Dad's role in some woo aspect of the SSP, or Cleo relating how the Egyptians tried to educate the reptilians on spirituality would have been epic.  Got to give Joe credit, he didn't let his people down, it was pure lunacy.  Also have to give the guy credit for having the balls to even call in again after Ian absolutely gutted him a few weeks ago on a open line call.

[ItsOver]

I have to do this, I'm getting a t-shirt printed with Norry's dopey face on it with 'SO LEN WHO'S RULING THE SOLAR SYSTEM THESE DAYS?' beneath that ugly mug.

Ha!  Put me down for a shirt. Last night with Jorch was even more "unbeeleefable" than usual.  The guest's insanity was only exceeded by Jorch's idiocy.

[Jojo]

I don’t recall the event you describe, but his behavior last night was fairly typical. I’ve described him before as the Mr Magoo of the English language: leaving a trail of mayhem and destruction behind him and carrying on regardless.
You did remind me of the time he described something as happening ‘in the click of an eye’. He paused, acknowledged that wasn’t right, and corrected it to ‘in the beat of an eye’. He still seemed to have some vague notion that all was not well, offering the suggestion ‘I may have just made that up’, but was still unable to dredge ‘blink’ from the muddy depths of his mind. Always astonishing that someone whose stock-in-trade is words and communication is so incompetent and ignorant.

And, yes, ’polished and refreshed’. I don’t know about the US, but in the UK a polish is slang for, well, you know, rapid backwards and forwards motions of the hand. This and George Noory are a combination I would rather not have in my head.

Yes, it made me wonder if the ad writer had it in for him.  Who could blame George for adjusting the words, really.

You know, though, even though it's difficult, he can adapt.  One time I wrote to him that a phrase he used for decades has a terrible sexual innuendo which it was clear he did not intend.  He stopped saying it, but then a year later started up again.  So I wrote to him again and haven't heard the offending phrase in a long, long time.  I'm really happy about that.  I don't want to say what the phrase though but it was along the lines of what you described.

I've looked at his natal astrology chart and there are a lot of "fixed" signs (signs that don't adapt or forge).  Also, there is something about his Mercury, which rules communication.  But he's got other great aspects so that explains some of his success I guess.

He's really a good guy.  I feel bad now about criticizing him.  But we're not done yet !

[Jackstar]

Who could blame George for adjusting the words, really.

I feel bad now about criticizing him.

God, you're soft.

[ItsOver]

Yes, it made me wonder if the ad writer had it in for him.  Who could blame George for adjusting the words, really.

You know, though, even though it's difficult, he can adapt.  One time I wrote to him that a phrase he used for decades has a terrible sexual innuendo which it was clear he did not intend.  He stopped saying it, but then a year later started up again.  So I wrote to him again and haven't heard the offending phrase in a long, long time.  I'm really happy about that.  I don't want to say what the phrase though but it was along the lines of what you described.

I've looked at his natal astrology chart and there are a lot of "fixed" signs (signs that don't adapt or forge).  Also, there is something about his Mercury, which rules communication.  But he's got other great aspects so that explains some of his success I guess.

He's really a good guy.  I feel bad now about criticizing him.  But we're not done yet !

"...Noory beeats dot com!"

[CronkitesGhost]

I guess I'm part of the problem, this moron deserves no listeners but I now get so much pleasure out of monitoring his idiocy and disingenuity I can't stop and I'm not sure whether he's more of the former or latter, the idiot or the fraud.

According to this Coast still has a big audience, of course Art built it but loathsome George has managed to hang on to most of it, there really aren't any alternatives on terrestrial radio.

but look at the advertisers, the lowest of the low, so it's obvious corporate America doesn't feel Coast's audience is worth advertising to.

Dave Ramsey is creepy but he's gotta be making a killing with his combination of Jesus preachin' and personal finance advice.

[Jojo]

That's a very nice chart there.  One time George said Rush keeps Coast alive.

[Jojo]

I guess I'm part of the problem, this moron deserves no listeners but I now get so much pleasure out of monitoring his idiocy and disingenuity I can't stop and I'm not sure whether he's more of the former or latter, the idiot or the fraud.

According to this Coast still has a big audience, of course Art built it but loathsome George has managed to hang on to most of it, there really aren't any alternatives on terrestrial radio.

but look at the advertisers, the lowest of the low, so it's obvious corporate America doesn't feel Coast's audience is worth advertising to.

Dave Ramsey is creepy but he's gotta be making a killing with his combination of Jesus preachin' and personal finance advice.

You're not part of the problem.  Critiquing George is addictive.  Imagine how I feel, slashing and gashing one week then sending images of after-show rose bouquets the next, lol.  And like you said, where else can we go?

There is no other show that runs every night (take-your-pick), for 4 hours (choose-your-shift), live (mostly) with a long instant replay, all across the country and world, and is available by radio and Internet.  I have listened to coast with dollar store radios, handheld radios, crank radios, car radio, and countertop radios.  And on cell phones without using the Internet, on cell phones with the Internet, and on tablets, laptops and computers.  I hear shortwave radio now includes the Internet so shortwave is an option too.  In which case some citizens can build their own system if they needed to, and hear Coast through it.

The public service announcements telling citizens to try to avoid divorce have been nice.  There would be a lot less divorces if people were required to list the real reasons for divorce, not just publicly document their financial agreements afterward.

[CronkitesGhost]

Annie from Alabamie is on fire tonight! She's got the truth behind the corona virus and she is being silenced. Weaponized rats have been sent over here on cargo ships to spread the virus and she's trying to wake the world up but she says THEY are JAMMING her radio and shutting her phone off. Such evil! I fear for Annie's life now.