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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Ciardelo

Quote from: Dateline on April 05, 2017, 08:32:08 PM
Norry will be your next best friend. . . for a price.

Is it just by the hour or can one get the whole night? Asking for...um...well...you know.

Quote from: Ciardelo on April 05, 2017, 03:04:20 AM

The Annulusâ,,¢ though, will remain as strong as it ever was, at the ready, just in case Mychael needs us and shines the annular distress call upon the dark, cloud-ridden night sky.


The wheel annulus in the sky keeps on turning.

Quote from: Ciardelo on April 05, 2017, 08:37:19 PM
Is it just by the hour or can one get the whole night? Asking for...um...well...you know.
With, or without ads?

Ciardelo

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 05, 2017, 10:10:29 PM


The wheel annulus in the sky keeps on turning.

Great Scott! Is Mychael in trouble?

zeebo

Quote from: lovesfreshair on April 05, 2017, 10:59:27 PM
With, or without ads?

You can skip the ads if you bring your receipts for carnivora, super beets, paranormal date, etc.

Dateline

I am not listening tonight.  This is my new strategy for enjoying Coast, do not listen.  The scheduling of the guests and the topics are not appealing to me. 

The first half of the show is always non-traditional Coast now, or so it seems.  Go ahead, but as a long time listener I am not going to waste my time and energy to even turn it on. 

Now, this weekend if Richard Syrett or Dave Schrader is on, I might have it on, but even that is not certain. 

zeebo

Quote from: Dateline on April 06, 2017, 01:48:59 AM
I am not listening tonight.  This is my new strategy for enjoying Coast, do not listen.  The scheduling of the guests and the topics are not appealing to me.  ....

It's funny, I turn it on out of habit, and listen to the news part since I like Dr. Sky and Peter "Orange Lights" Davenport, but then soon after I seem to always just tune it out as background noise while I do other things.

Usually once I realize my radio's been on for a half hour and I haven't heard anything I shut it off and read a book, watch a movie, play a game.  Basically the only shows I actually listen to anymore are weekend hosts or when LMH is on (since she monopolizes the show).

ItsOver

Quote from: Ciardelo link=topic=3.msg10326f96#msg1032696 date=1491446239
Is it just by the hour or can one get the whole night? Asking for...um...well...you know.
Jorch is upping his game by becoming a "working girl?"

ItsOver

Clyde's been doing a good job recently of getting me to nod off before Jorch.  I need to send him a thank yeeewww card.

NoMoreNoory

One to add to the collection from last night...

"Doctor, of all the stem-cell stories you've been involved with, what is the one that really stands out for you?"

And this:

"Timothy P. Smith has discovered and recovered many priceless historical items, none of which has amazed and excited him as much as the "Chamberlain Key" which we'll talk about with him in his book."
🤔Must be a very big book.

I though Smith was going to be interesting. Turned out to be just another variant on Bible Code horseshit.

zeebo

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 06, 2017, 07:13:22 PM
..."Doctor, of all the stem-cell stories you've been involved with, what is the one that really stands out for you?"

George's most overused boilerplate question.  I cringe when I hear those three little words "Of all the ..."

ShayP

I wonder what pearls of wisdom Noory will provide regarding today's strikes against Syria.   ::)   Also, I lay 2 to 1 odds he says something to the effect..."Will Trump do the same thing against North Korea? Kim Jong-un is whacked out!"  ;D

ItsOver

Quote from: ShayP on April 06, 2017, 09:02:52 PM
I wonder what pearls of wisdom Noory will provide regarding today's strikes against Syria.   ::)   Also, I lay 2 to 1 odds he says something to the effect..."Will Trump do the same thing against North Korea? Kim Jong-un is whacked out!"  ;D
"North Korea.  Sumptheens gonna happeen!"


Quote from: zeebo on April 06, 2017, 12:45:16 AM
You can skip the ads if you bring your receipts for carnivora, super beets, paranormal date, etc.
Lol.

Dateline

Norry, of all of the shows that you have made suck, which one stands out for you most?

Dateline

War, bombing, North Korea, South Korea, Syria, Russia,  Norry is frothing at the mouth and all over the microphone pre-show.

Quote from: ItsOver on April 06, 2017, 08:24:02 AM
Jorch is upping his game by becoming a "working girl?"
Everyone is talking about the gig economy!

PChirp

Quote from: Dateline on April 06, 2017, 10:19:17 PM
War, bombing, North Korea, South Korea, Syria, Russia,  Norry is frothing at the mouth and all over the microphone pre-show.

True, indeed.  These hot button global issues and macabre stories of mean/dead babies, child tragedies and related gore.  Some things will never change with Jorge at the top of the show.   :D

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Dateline on April 06, 2017, 10:19:17 PM
War, bombing, North Korea, South Korea, Syria, Russia,  Norry is frothing at the mouth and all over the microphone pre-show.

And Jerry Corsi (of course) is trying to sober up in a hurry.

Zetaspeak

Quote from: ShayP on April 06, 2017, 09:02:52 PM
I wonder what pearls of wisdom Noory will provide regarding today's strikes against Syria.   ::)   Also, I lay 2 to 1 odds he says something to the effect..."Will Trump do the same thing against North Korea? Kim Jong-un is whacked out!"  ;D

I am interested  what his "experts" going to side on. Curtis is a tool, so his stance will be obvious . Not sure where Corsi will fall under though.


PChirp

I LOVE it!  Dave just referred to the missiles as "Tommyhawks".  He never disappoints with his stupidity.

NoMoreNoory

'Tommee Hawk missiles'???
Big fat missiles.

Fumblegums also managed to call it a strike ON the US.


ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 06, 2017, 11:12:10 PM
'Tommee Hawk missiles'???
Big fat missiles.

Fumblegums also managed to call it a strike ON the US.
He he he... Tommee Hawk missiles.  That was one BIG load of Twinkees.

PChirp

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 06, 2017, 11:12:10 PM
'Tommee Hawk missiles'???
Big fat missiles.

Fumblegums also managed to call it a strike ON the US.

LOL!!  ;D ;D

JesusJuice

I just tuned in right now. As soon as I turned on the radio I get to hear Noory describe a story about a eleven year old boy that hung himself.

PChirp

Quote from: JesusJuice💯👌👏 on April 06, 2017, 11:16:34 PM
I just tuned in right now. As soon as I turned on the radio I get to hear Noory describe a story about a eleven year old boy that hung himself.

I shit you not, the man is obsessively fixated with childhood gore.  :o


NoMoreNoory

I see a PaperBoy Tommee Hawk missile, with Joorch perched on it as per the close of Dr Strangelove.

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