George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nooryisawesome]

This is a all time low for Dave, and C2C Am.

Punnet's horse boy has my vote.

[nooryisawesome]

Dave, " what about possessed dogs?"


Lol someone mentions art bell.. Noory huffs out a thank yew

Like clockwork Dave brings up children. So animals and children references, another c2c night.

Following caller is wasted, nice screening. Rants about nonsense Wiccan stuff which has nothing to do with show.

[Nick el Ass]

Punnet's horse boy has my vote.

Punnet was a lot better than Dave.

[nooryisawesome]

Punnet was a lot better than Dave.

Ok, but Jason the horse was awful. A special kind of suck.

[Nick el Ass]

Caller "It looked like the Cheshire Cat. A cross between a lizard and the devil with red eyes." #WTF

[Nick el Ass]

Missing objects open line. I hope someone can help Dave find his brain, and that bumper is annoying as hell with nothing... but a bunch of noise at the beginning.

[21st Century Man]

I have a feeling the next time we hear about Craig will be on a Friday night when Jorch wants to skip out early.

[nooryisawesome]

Caller "It looked like the Cheshire Cat. A cross between a lizard and the devil with red eyes." #WTF

That dude was wasted. The first part of that call made absolute no sense.

[nooryisawesome]

I have a feeling the next time we hear about Craig will be on a Friday night when Jorch wants to skip out early.

Yes, that dude needs to get his health fixed. Luckily he had 0 interest in daves medicine quackery.

[21st Century Man]

Ok, but Jason the horse was awful. A special kind of suck.

Yeah and also Punnett's preoccupation with E. Howard Hunt. It was fine for one show but playing the same tape over and over again really got on my nerves.

[Nick el Ass]

That dude was wasted. The first part of that call made absolute no sense.

I think it is a case of this is your brain, and this is your brain on Noorie.

[21st Century Man]

Yes, that dude needs to get his health fixed. Luckily he had 0 interest in daves medicine quackery.

Yeah but I've never heard of anybody getting better when they are on dialysis everyday.  Mother-in-law was diabetic and dialysis was the beginning of the end for her.

[nooryisawesome]

I think it is a case of this is your brain, and this is your brain on Noorie.

I also suspect inbreeding or other genetic issues. I believe this due to his statement about his family all loving noory.

[zeebo]

"Tale of the Missing Business-sized Envelope that Fell Out of My Suit." (The lost Poe story?) 

[Nick el Ass]

Dave searched every crevice including Tommy's ass for that check.

[nooryisawesome]

Dave says he Lost a check trying to pay a bill.

Just like his friend Falkie, who lost his rent check twice.

[Nick el Ass]

Dave says he Lost a check trying to pay a bill.

Just like his friend Falkie, who lost his rent check.

Falkie stole it.


/Please don't sue me Falkie.

[21st Century Man]

Did you check your asshole, Jorch?

[brujo]

Again with the "I'm in the Torah"

[nooryisawesome]

My hound dog snoring is better than noory. I think I'll listen to that instead. Good night everyone.

[Nick el Ass]

Unbeleebable.

[Morgus]

Noory again tonight alerted he has a "big announcement" coming on Wed night.
I bet he will announce another new "long term contract" ?
He wants to get that signed before Art returns...

[Nick el Ass]

Noory again tonight alerted he has a "big announcement" coming on Wed night.
I bet he will announce another new "long term contract" ?
He wants to get that signed before Art returns...

A plug for the big announcement followed by the Bob Dylan version of Knockin' on Heavens Door. I think Dave might be dying.

[21st Century Man]

What's left to talk about with those "alien" slides?  It was another hoax.

[Nick el Ass]

Dave: "We will be right back with final phauuuun calls." I think he just had a stroke mid sentence.

[21st Century Man]

A plug for the big announcement followed by the Bob Dylan version of Knockin' on Heavens Door. I think Dave might be dying.

His show is dying, that's for sure.  If Art sticks around for a year, Coast will be toast.

[Nick el Ass]

Wth, the caller comes on screaming via Skype... and Dave mentions something about a song at the end before he drops. These callers are all on dope.

[21st Century Man]

Now the caller is talking about the pronunciation of The Berenstein Bears. 

This is sad.

[Nick el Ass]

Now we are talking about the pronunciation of The Berenstein Bears. 

This is sad.

Mandela died in the 80's?!? I think Dave is reading wiki again.

[michio]

Wth, the caller comes on screaming via Skype... and Dave mentions something about a song at the end before he drops. These callers are all on dope.

sNoory was Cat Scratch Fever'ed.