George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gassy Man]

Haha, no problem.  Ha!  I'm a huge fan of both, so I can totally understand the competition.

[Rico999]

I liked Dave's comment at the top of the show where he thanked Connie Willis and Lisa Garr for "manning" the desk in his absence.  Dave never misses an opportunity to screw up, does he?

[Dateline]

He's the worst.

[pate]

I liked Dave's comment at the top of the show where he thanked Connie Willis and Lisa Garr for "manning" the desk in his absence.  Dave never misses an opportunity to screw up, does he?

They wear the "pants" when he is away doan they?

[pate]

&ctual, TuneIng in...

[pate]

Bumcha ATm commercdials nao

[pate]

..."...is this love.."...

Ibn Noory...

\ediot(bumper()

[pate]

...Yoone *(june(

eh0heh

[pate]

No won lishenen?

(cut to commercial)

[pate]

Local ":pants off"" commercial.. heh

[coaster]

^someone found the key to the liquor cabinet.

[pate]

idieots like yew, Jorch...

No one want to see that...

[pate]

Yew R onto mee! caster!

[pate]

I take thah "ayah" as a guest shout out to BellGab!  Heh, jorch talks

[pate]

Dave haz braynes!

[pate]

Tule #1 Jorch, or ; NO TALKING

[pate]

Dave found Effen's mom...

[pate]

I doan count as a lsishener, dave..

[pate]

Noorie sundboredLoL: that's grate! (five seconds or sew ago, quilting...

[pate]

@GUEST: you should call the cops on Noorie for sucking on the air?

surely that is a FTC or whichever violation...

[pate]

SW

[pate]

..."saddest case"...

Doan say "yer shoe"

[pate]

DaVE: ermhagawd, did the kid die?

[pate]

dave non-seagut: "erm-hrm"

called it

[pate]

Earfquake, kills meelions!

Dave, yew rock

[pate]

Dave, I kneed too freshen me Skootch... brb...

[ONeill]

^someone found the key to the liquor cabinet.

Yeah, i know something about this...

[pate]

DaVE, seems angrifier

[pate]

igNooron calls fer yer cullz?>?

[pate]

He haz "maysures" you jack eatun waggin haturz...

edit: ratz