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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 06, 2015, 12:08:12 AM
George:  ". . . in a (sic) ambush."

Worse, he called the Great Pyramid of Khufu "The Great Pyramid of KhOfu!"

Sheesh!

nextgen.fm

Quote from: Juan Cena on January 06, 2015, 12:18:09 AM
Worse, he called the Great Pyramid of Khufu "The Great Pyramid of KhOfu!"

Sheesh!


yeah he realy botched that one




Juan Cena

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 06, 2015, 12:22:35 AM
"...as well as lung cancer as well."



Mojo JoJo spoke better English than Snorge can speak that same language.

NoMoreNoory

What a mess this is!
Did Joorch really just ask what happens to the skin when you drop that much weight and ask 'does it just go back inside?' ??  Something like that, I think.
Then he got very embarrassing asking about folds of skin. He's being super creepy tonight.


He also just announced - yet again - 'something special' for Coast Insiders coming soon and referenced the 'zillions following us on FaceBook'.

nextgen.fm

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 06, 2015, 12:42:26 AM
What a mess this is!
Did Joorch really just ask what happens to the skin when you drop that much weight and ask 'does it just go back inside?' ??  Something like that, I think.
Then he got very embarrassing asking about folds of skin. He's being super creepy tonight.


He also just announced - yet again - 'something special' for Coast Insiders coming soon and referenced the 'zillions following us on FaceBook'.


yes, i was listenign in background and was wtf???

UFQuack

Last night it was "think positive" from the guest, tonight it's "be gentle with yourself", does this show ever not have a namby pamby man for a guest?

Gassy Man

George, who has no experience producing movies or raising investments, hijacks a question meant for the guest, who though he came on the show to talk about weight loss, writes and produces motion pictures.

sydtron

Frank Zappa is rolling over in his grave! "Peaches en Regailia" indeed!

PLASTIC PEOPLE!!! OH, BABY NOW YOURE SUCH A DRAG!!

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: sydtron on January 06, 2015, 01:02:01 AM
Frank Zappa is rolling over in his grave! "Peaches en Regailia" indeed!

PLASTIC PEOPLE!!! OH, BABY NOW YOURE SUCH A DRAG!!

Joorch calls it 'the one with the car horns in it' when he calls Tommee with his bumper requests in the morning (he recently told us this is the first thing he does in the morning).

George:  " . . . spooky . . . almost frightening."


That's like:  "Happy . . . almost glad."


I guess George just relates best to people in his I.Q. bracket.  People who talk over his head seem stupid to him.  Common phenomenon.

Quote from: Juan Cena on January 06, 2015, 12:18:09 AM
Worse, he called the Great Pyramid of Khufu "The Great Pyramid of KhOfu!"

Sheesh!

Well at least he didn't call it The Great Pyramid of Tofu.

Juan Cena

This may have been one of Snorge's more painful interviews ever.

Rico999

Aw heck.  "Peaches en Regalia" again for a bumper tune.   Now, as much as that tune's on the bumper rotation, someone on the staff (not George I'm sure) likes Frank Zappa.  I wish he or she'd fake George out by substituting "Willie the Pimp," instead of "Peaches."

A good time would be had by all.

The album, FYI, is Zappa's 1969 "Hot Rats," effort, featuring Don "Sugarcane" Harris playing a really nasty fiddle on "Willie the Pimp" cut with even nastier vocals by none other than Don "Captain Beefheart" Van Vliet...

George:  "Your book . . . does it have pictures in it?  Are they big?"

Later George will ask if the book is in bookstores -- instead of being for sale in the produce sections of supermarkets.

George ". . . the buzz-are-ness (sic) of the (Ural) case."

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this is painful. do some prep, ask good questions - it can change a terrible interview into a good one.

George:  "And they were dressed with barely anything on!"


George really likes that part of the story.

George:  "Are they predators?"

The goofball guest had already described in several different ways the predatory nature of the "aliens" -- including his brother's personal opinion of his own "abduction," with himself as prey.

GN: "It looks like C-3PO..."
Caller: "Right, with lipstick or something."

Caller:  "I was probed by what I thought was an alien, but it turned out to be another long-haul trucker.  I was probed by a trucker."

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 06, 2015, 03:26:09 AM
Caller:  "I was probed by what I thought was an alien, but it turned out to be another long-haul trucker.  I was probed by a trucker."

George: "Good for you!"


Man, I really hate Iheart radio.  It sounds like they hired some 18 year old Valley Girls to read the latest entertainment buzz.  It was kind of cute the first few weeks but its really annoying me now.

George:  "Do the Russians talk about this much (the Ural incident)?


George already asked that identical question.

Guest: "...who could be doing it...the government, or the shadow government...or the aliens"

Just throw it all in there guest. Don't forget the communists, the leprechauns, and the John Birch Society.

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