George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Hahaha

Interesting side note:  It's from Condom, France.

[PB the Deplorable]

... from paper-boy (I'll refrain from insulting him for this post...

Said the person who thinks the US Constitution is indecipherable, and trusts US government statistics

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Said the person who thinks the US Constitution is indecipherable, and trusts US government statistics

In  the spirit of your 1,000th page post, I will continue to refrain from insulting you, and thank you for posting the nice congratulations.

That said, I didn't say the U.S Constitution is indecipherable, I said it is vague, which I'm sure you'll find is a sentiment shared by the vast majority of constitutional scholars.

[zeebo]

....you'll make me open up this 1966 bottle of Janneau Grand Armagnac....

My recommendation, save that one for a great Knapp show, or maybe Art's first return show if it happens. 

Still it does make me wonder whether George drinks apple juice or warm milk when he reminisces about his glory days of youth, throwin' frogs at the wall and munchin' on moths.

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Has anybody noticed that several of George Noory's regular guests are despised by their colleagues?


1.Peter Breggin.  If you check his wiki page, it references that many psychiatrists can't stand him.


2.Jerome Corsi. I don't know what his fellow political scientists think of him, but I have read several of his fellow journalists who consider him a joke. As I said previously, I'm not completely sure why.  Corsi seems fairly pleasant and most of his foreign policy views are well in the mainstream.


3.Richard C Hoagland.  To be sure he actually isn't a trained physicist though for what's it worth (and it probably isn't worth much) to me at least he does sound pretty knowledgable when discussing basic science.  Of course it doesn't have to be mentioned what physicists and other scientists think of him.  Of course, Hoagland does precede Noory on Coast to Coast.


I can't find any evidence so I won't add him to my 'official' list, but I suspect that most politicians (at least those who've heard of him) similarly despise Craig B. Huelet.


In contrast, the only mainstream regulars who seem to be respected by their peers are cardiologist and surgeon Christian Wilde and Howard Bloom (whoever his peers might be, futurists? marketers?)

[Major Ed Damien]

My recommendation, save that one for a great Knapp show, or maybe Art's first return show if it happens. 

Still it does make me wonder whether George drinks apple juice or warm milk when he reminisces about his glory days of youth, throwin' frogs at the wall and munchin' on moths.

George strikes me as the type who has been broke and desperate enough to drink aftershave, mouthwash or even black hair dye.

I think his black-tongue story would be a hell of a lot more interesting than his lame half-'stache saga.

"And my tongue . . . it was BLACK . . . black like my shoes and socks . . . I didn't know what to do . . . so I just tried not to speak until I could bleach most of it off . . . it took days . . . I was mumbling and bumbling . . . unbelievable."

[WOTR]

I predict that George will re-marry and divorce this year.  George's new ex-wife will reveal to TMZ that he is a rubber-suit fetishist who enjoys being urinated and defecated on while Neil Sedaka sings "Breakin' Up is Hard to Do" in the background.

The only way to make that mental image more traumatic would be to add Tommy in a rubber suit as the "dungeon master" where Noory took his (now) ex-wife on their second date.

[zeebo]

Oh frig I just realized tomorrow's another Noory-patented Suckable Sunday.

Topics:  Creating Luck/ Finding Meaning. 

[Major Ed Damien]

Oh frig I just realized tomorrow's another Noory-patented Suckable Sunday.

Topics:  Creating Luck/ Finding Meaning. 

Don't forget the submerging (and submersible) "artists."

Some of them can make the dog's ears re-stink enough for another dose of Dinovite.

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Don't forget the submerging (and submersible) "artists."

Some of them can make the dog's ears re-stink enough for another dose of Dinovite.

I've liked a few of them and I've even you tubed one.

[Major Ed Damien]

Oh frig I just realized tomorrow's another Noory-patented Suckable Sunday.

Topics:  Creating Luck/ Finding Meaning. 

I can't write dirty stuff around sweet polite people who say, "Oh frig."  It just isn't right.  I may have to find another outlet for my kinda Noory humor.

[Major Ed Damien]

I've liked a few of them and I've even you tubed one.

I first read that as, "I've needed new tubes in my ears for a few of them."

[Nebraska888]

Oh frig I just realized tomorrow's another Noory-patented Suckable Sunday.

Topics:  Creating Luck/ Finding Meaning. 

             

[Mizak]

George just dumped an Iraqi war vet's call because the man used a bad word.  The soldier had suffered a gunshot wound to the head.

Why does George hate America so much?

That pissed me off also.Then he scolded him like a child.Obviously the "swear" word was prevented before it went on air so what's the big deal.He's had guests that swore that made it on air.I guess snoory just was jealous that this guy was a hero and all he was was a deck swooperr in the Navy! umbeliebable!!!

[michio]

That pissed me off also.Then he scolded him like a child.Obviously the "swear" word was prevented before it went on air so what's the big deal.He's had guests that swore that made it on air.I guess snoory just was jealous that this guy was a hero and all he was was a deck swooperr in the Navy! umbeliebable!!!

Think of all the people who thank sNoory for his easy military service and how sNoory eats it up like ice cream on a hot summer day.  So how does sNoory treat this brave veteran who took multiple gunshots and could have died? That's right, the "nice guy" dumps the honorable vet in less than a second for a simple and understandable slip of the tongue.

Because of this dishonorable conduct on the part of the sNooron, sNoory will NEVER hear me say to him, "thanks for your service." I reserve that appreciation for those on the front lines of wars and battlefields, like that young vet (maybe suffering from PTSD) that he dumped, just like the various guests he dumps without a word, warning, or an apology. I will give sNoory a well deserved 'one finger salute,' however. He's earned it.

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Think of all the people who thank sNoory for his easy military service and how sNoory eats it up like ice cream on a hot summer day.  So how does sNoory treat this brave veteran who took multiple gunshots and could have died? That's right, the "nice guy" dumps the honorable vet in less than a second for a simple and understandable slip of the tongue.

Whoa Whoa Whoa, I don't really like defending Noory, but please tell me where you get that his military service was 'easy'?  I realize he became an information officer, but 1.he would have had to have spent at least a few years prior to getting that job, 2.I believe he still would have had to have kept himself in top shape, 3.he still would have orders barked at him.


While I wouldn't claim his job was as difficult as a Ranger or something like that, I also wouldn't say his job was 'easy.'

[ItsOver]

Oh frig I just realized tomorrow's another Noory-patented Suckable Sunday.

Topics:  Creating Luck/ Finding Meaning. 

"Creating Luck/ Finding Meaning?"  Thanks for finally retiring tonight, Jorch!

[Major Ed Damien]

Whoa Whoa Whoa, I don't really like defending Noory, but please tell me where you get that his military service was 'easy'?  I realize he became an information officer, but 1.he would have had to have spent at least a few years prior to getting that job, 2.I believe he still would have had to have kept himself in top shape, 3.he still would have orders barked at him.


While I wouldn't claim his job was as difficult as a Ranger or something like that, I also wouldn't say his job was 'easy.'

4.  George was also subject to being assigned to more dangerous duty in the (highly unlikely and drastic, near-catastrophic) event the need ever arose.

George underwent officer training of some basic type.  It was his future that got real cushy.  I don't think the Navy ever really wanted him elsewhere.

I feel that you are largely correct in your rebuttal, but "Public Information Officer" has no doubt brought a few smiles to the faces of other veterans who hear what his job was.

They would know that the most dangerous part of disseminating information to the public was inseminating the wrong person's wife.

Perhaps a more accurate description of George's job of "Public Information Officer" would be "not onerous."

[Jorch Einstein]

I thought Jorch joined the Navy because his dream was to be a pegboy on the wide open seas.

[Jorch Einstein]

When Jorch interviewed the fraud about the ebens from planet Serpo, I'm surprised Jorch didn't ask the guest if the ebens spoke ebenics or ebonics.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Creating Luck/ Finding Meaning?"  Thanks for finally retiring tonight, Jorch!

No such luck.

George will leave "Coast-to-Coast AM" only when his cold dead digits are examined for remaining life by the Numbers Lady, who we hope considers 911 a disguised 666.

[Jorch Einstein]

At the end of the ebens from Serpo show a few days ago, Jorch's last comment of the night was "Well, you can't have a craft with no bathrooms," when speaking about the alleged huge spaceship parked in Saturn's rings. Bwahahaha. What burning insight. I look forward to seeing Jorch discussing toilet facilities on alien craft on the next episode of Ancient Aliens.

[3OctaveFart]

I am regularly surprised by how discourteous Noory is to callers having audio issues. Hey George, sometimes it ain't their fukin fault.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

At the end of the ebens from Serpo show a few days ago, Jorch's last comment of the night was "Well, you can't have a craft with no bathrooms," when speaking about the alleged huge spaceship parked in Saturn's rings. Bwahahaha. What burning insight. I look forward to seeing Jorch discussing toilet facilities on alien craft on the next episode of Ancient Aliens.

Where does he think all that methane in Saturn's atmosphere came from?  Abiotic?

[Major Ed Damien]

I am regularly surprised by how discourteous Noory is to callers having audio issues. Hey George, sometimes it ain't their fukin fault.

True.  George clearly suffers from some form of obsessive-compulsive, audio-related, Tourette's-type tic which frequently overrides his grossly overrated 'respectful' character.  He reacts to poor audio the way the Wicked Witch of the West reacted to a bucket of water.

He seems to think crystal clear audio is the most important feature of broadcasting -- far more important than program substance or simply not making a fool out of himself.  This is the product of a superficial and ultimately diseased mind.

If George paid similar careful attention to his guests -- so as not to repeat questions they've already answered -- or doing something about his sub-standard grammar, or fixing his awkward and redundant speech patterns (using 'also' and 'as well' in the same sentence, for example) or preparing for a program with something other than his inane canned questions, then he might . . .

Never mind. 

You might as well try to turn human execrement back into food, like the crazy 'scientists' in 'Gulliver's Travels' were attempting to do.

Lemuel Gulliver noted that they regularly received ample supplies of it for experimental purposes -- shipped in containers "about the bigness of a Bristol barrel."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory is an audio issue.

[ItsOver]

No such luck.

George will leave "Coast-to-Coast AM" only when his cold dead digits are examined for remaining life by the Numbers Lady, who we hope considers 911 a disguised 666.

Maybe Jorch will discuss his personal secrets for creating luck when eating pizza rolls.  Or how he finds meaning by reading Carnivora commercial scripts like a third grader.  Oh, the delicious anticipation.

[3OctaveFart]

Whatever self-reform he chooses, Noory should begin by eliminating several words from his vocabulary. Starting with "indeed" - a word that almost means nothing, hence being useful to Jorch.

[Nebraska888]

Whatever self-reform he chooses, Noory should begin by eliminating several words from his vocabulary. Starting with "indeed" - a word that almost means nothing, hence being useful to Jorch.

Also:
jeesch

geez

things like that

"What is the most......."

Big Bang........

little kids

I am of the belief......

When I was in the Navy

When I was a little kid


OK, others on this forum can take it from here..........

[3OctaveFart]

Jeez, for sure.

This would be a common, sincere exclamation for someone of Noory's simplemindedness, except he's supposed to be leading the interview.