George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Professor]

wild, they asked me if this was Nassau in the Bahamas,
And then they just melted through my floor!!! Bye guys!

[TheAntiGeorgie]

wait, is this a money show or an alien show?  is whitely a finance guy or an alien loon?

[The Professor]

Streiber said he went to an intereview, and was asked a series of questions he's heard a hundred times, and they weren't even good questions...

I think he's recovering a memory of his last appearance on C2C with Noory...

[TheAntiGeorgie]

george is doing a good job of keeping his mouth shut.. guess he cant handle group conversation.  do u think he's napping right now?  probably went to the washroom....

[The Professor]

wait, is this a money show or an alien show?  is whitely a finance guy or an alien loon?

With whitley, you never know, it depends what dimension he's in...

[TheAntiGeorgie]

george is gonna jump in when the bumper music comes on, and say something like "fascinating, well be back with whitely retriever and melinda goodblow"

lets hear it georgey, you loser!   !

[TheAntiGeorgie]

george is gonna jump in when the bumper music comes on, and say something like "fascinating, well be back with whitely retriever and melinda goodblow"

lets hear it georgey, you loser!   !

i wonder what dimension george is in?  damn, i haven't heard george squeek yet.. is he even there?

[The Professor]

george is doing a good job of keeping his mouth shut.. guess he cant handle group conversation.  do u think he's napping right now?  probably went to the washroom....

I just had the exact same thought, I think he went out to smoke...

Oh, he just said hmmm---he's there in full force ...

[TheAntiGeorgie]

3:29.. here's george to bring in the commercials... good job, george, you putz

[TheAntiGeorgie]

I just had the exact same thought, I think he went out to smoke...

Oh, he just said hmmm---he's there in full force ...

he probably went to go poo and forgot to wash his hands.. cause he's like that.. it fascinates him.. then he blames tommy for the smell

[11angeleyes11]

Whitley was discussing black helicopters that circle around where he has been.  That is strange because I have the same thing occurring where I live.  I can relate to this, I must have been abducted.  Yes, now I remember, I was on an operating table and I heard Coast on in the background and received some kind of shock threapy.  It is all coming back. . . .  There was a grey and a repitilain and somekind of lifeform referred to as a host.  Then, I blacked out again.  The next thing I remember was waking up with my bedside radio repeating a replay of Coast and I knew it was not true as I no longer listen to Coast.  I really should have regression on this issue.

[The Professor]

Oh, George is proud of himself, he did a whole segment saying
Less than 10 words ... Tommy gives him a Cookie every time
He does that...

[TheAntiGeorgie]

Oh, George is proud of himself, he did a whole segment saying
Less than 10 words ... Tommy gives him a Cookie every time
He does that...

to bad the cookie doesn't contain cyanide

[The Professor]

Let's see, the military abduction nut just had a chat with a plain nut...

Well, that segment was totally pointless and random...but
It always is that way when Whitley shows up...

[The Professor]

Some abductees can move things with their minds...George is Jealous,
Tommy uses his mind as a door stop...

[The Professor]

Ah, the military abductors use us to spy on the alien abductors...
But who remembers to feed the cats?

[11angeleyes11]

I just had missing time, I cannot remember listening to the last three hours of Coast. .  .

[The Professor]

Guest: there were two Roeper polls done...

George: one was the old one!

See, George is paying attention, because he always
Has a feeling something is going to happen...

[The Professor]

The guest estimates 600 million peple have been
Abducted...I think she has confused abduction with
"stopped listening to C2C"

[The Professor]

I just had missing time, I cannot remember listening to the last three hours of Coast. .  .

Can you bottle that? Cause you could sell it!!

[PB the Deplorable]

Whitley was discussing black helicopters that circle around where he has been...

Whitley remembers where he's been?

[PB the Deplorable]

Ah, the military abductors use us to spy on the alien abductors...
But who remembers to feed the cats?

I thought the cats were aliens, sent to spy on us...

[The Professor]

Guest to caller: whether you tell your story on the air or not
Does not determine whether they are interested in you.

It seems the ones who tell their story on the air are guaranteed
To not be interesting...

[PB the Deplorable]

Caller:  'My little brother would talk about the good sky people, and the bad sky people.  The bad sky people would take him and the good sky people would save him'

George (interrupting):   'I love this'

[The Professor]

Caller: ...you are not schozophrenic!


Oh yes you are!

[The Professor]

Caller:  'My little brother would talk about the good sky people, and the bad sky people.  The bad sky people would take him and the good sky people would save him'

George (interrupting):   'I love this'

I thought the good sky people were Bell and Knapp, and
The bad sky people were George and Tommy...

[The Professor]

A caller discussed his scabs and bloody stools...at times
Like this, it makes you wonder what would happen if
Noory's calls were NOT screened...

[The Professor]

George: do people come to you, or do you go find them?

No punchline is required...

[PB the Deplorable]

A caller discussed his scabs and bloody stools...

George:  'I love this'

[The Professor]

George: do people come to you, or do you go find them?

No punchline is required...

Reminds me of the old SNL skit about the land shark
Knocking at the door..,

<knock knock!>

Whose there?

<abduction researcher!>