George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[EvB]

A  HANNIBAL LECTER smiley?

I'm confused.

[Marc.Knight]

A  HANNIBAL LECTER smiley?

I'm confused.

Without calling the guy in the youtube video a barking lunatic I am illustrating that he is a barking lunatic.

[miamiron]

How in God's name can George write 2 books, yet never even read a single book
in his lifetime??

[EvB]

Without calling the guy in the youtube video a barking lunatic I am illustrating that he is a barking lunatic.

IC.

Despite my obviously snarky post at his expense, I'm not sure he is barking mad.  I don't care for Ouija Boards or Franks Box - but this guy seems to have some interesting stuff in spite of them.  Then again - he does spend an awful lot of time with his disembodied buddies.

[EvB]

How in God's name can George write 2 books, yet never even read a single book
in his lifetime??

Isn't it three?  I hate myself for knowing this - but I believe it is:  Worker in the Light - Workers in the Light (letters from fans?) Journey to the Light.

And, no pun intended, they are all (sort of) ghost written.  His document doctor is listed as co-author. (which is why the ghost part is only "sort of" - a true ghost writer goes unnamed, except, perhaps, in the acknowledgments under "assistance from" )

[MABUSE]

...a true ghost writer goes unnamed, except, perhaps, in the acknowledgments under "assistance from" )

Oh, you mean like the Marquise de Sainte-Germaine in the Declaration of Independance and the Consititution?
Or more like the New World Order presidential speech writers?
Or, possibly the Mayans with the 2012 Nibiru-Nephalim-Akkadian calendar thing?

or am I mixing up my conspiracies with my alternative histories again?  I mean, we can't ALL be Alex Jones or Zacky the wonder poodle...

**M**

[Curtis Loew]

How in God's name can George write 2 books, yet never even read a single book
in his lifetime??

George has read  "Green Eggs and Ham"  and  "The Cat in The Hat".  While they're not works of literary genius they are still counted as books.
Hope this clears up any confusion.

[EvB]

Zacky the wonder poodle...

ATTENTION!  That's FRED the wonder poodle. 

Thank you.

[MABUSE]

ATTENTION!  That's FRED the wonder poodle. 

Thank you.

You are quite correct: THAT IS FRED the wonder poodle.

THIS is Zacky the wonder poodle:

**M**

[EvB]

Oh dear, my bad.

[MV/Liberace!]

How in God's name can George write 2 books, yet never even read a single book
in his lifetime??

haha, that's a brilliant question.  one i've not heard asked.

[MV/Liberace!]

ATTENTION!  That's FRED the wonder poodle. 

Thank you.

bleh.

[MV/Liberace!]

whose foot is in the picture?

[EvB]

Don't recall.  This was a party for the tech writing class.  It isn't mine - since I hate sandels that have that thing between the toes.

[MV/Liberace!]

...I hate sandels that have that thing between the toes.

oh god, me too.

[Marc.Knight]

How can George Noory get any worse? 
Let me see... not show up for a broadcast... Wait, that would actually be better.

GN has no honor....

[Marc.Knight]

After the previous post I realized that much of the analyses of GN is after the fact.  Well, maybe the time has come for us to take a pro-active approach.  What will GN do or say next?  How bad can it really get???  How slurred and discombobulated can one of GN's sentences be?  How horrible can an interview get?  For example... Will he someday be so distracted by doing his taxes in the studio that he forgets that he is interviewing someone?  Will we know the difference?

[Marc.Knight]

George Noory Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



There, got it out of my system.  Oooops.

[Curtis Loew]

Ooh boy,  Noory does it again!  Was *Oral Roberts*  a healer?   

No George.



*Not meaning to speak ill of the dead or anything.

[mikemcc]

I subscribe to the C2C Streamlink service because I enjoy listening to shows that Art, Ian, and George Knapp host, but can't usually do it at night because I have to get up early. Once in a while I listen to a GN show if the guest and topic sound particularly interesting. There are times that a really good guest can at least partly overcome George's horrible interviewing skills.

So, the other day I listened to the November 9 show with Charles Goyette -- a show about the devaluatinon of the dollar. The guest and the topic were quite interesting. Goyette discussed the role of government bureaucrats and politicians in what he believes is a planned devaluation of the dollar. This, of course, to substantially reduce the value of the debt that the government is quickly racking up and will have to pay back to bondholders and foreign governments. His point was that the decline of the dollar and soon to come inflation comes largely from the pockets of a shrinking middle class, the productive workers who drive the U.S. economy. In short, bureaucrats and politicos are going to decimate the middle class as they deliberately destroy the dollar.

Goyette made a reasoned argument (one that, by the way, is routinely voiced by finance/economics wonks who post at some of the financial forums that I visit) and along the way he was extremely critical of many bankers and the aforementioned bureaucrats and politicians for doing this. He described the horrible effects this is already having and will continue to have on the middle class. So, quite a sobering assessment.

Somewhere around 1/2 to 3/4 of the way through the interview, George asks, "Do you trust these guys?" OMG, I just about fell out of my chair. Goyette had just spent well over an hour carving these folks a new asshole and NOW George asks if he trusts those same folks? It was such an incongruity. Within the context of everything that had gone before, it was just plain a stupid ass question -- no other way to describe it.

I have criticized GN before for not preparing for his shows; that's obvious because of the constant stupid and incongruous questions that he asks. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that most of his questions come straight from Fast Blasts. He's so busy reading those Fast Blasts, trying to mine them for questions, that he constantly seems distracted, and this is definitely noticeable to his listeners. I think this is why his interviews are so filled with logical gaps and why he jumps from topic to topic and then back to the original topic and then off to something else... This is why his guest can be in the middle of an extremely interesting and important topic and George will stop him or her AT THE KEY MOMENT and say, "So where can people get your book?" He simply CANNOT follow a discussion because he is so busy reading Fast Blasts to find questions.

The example that I cite here is just one of many examples that I know all of you have heard. It's why GN has almost entirely lost the intelligent audience that Art used to attract.     

[MV/Liberace!]

mike... posts like yours above are what make me REALLY hope george and/or those he works with are reading this site.

[MABUSE]

Ooh boy,  Noory does it again!  Was *Oral Roberts*  a healer?   

*Not meaning to speak ill of the dead or anything.

Does anyone remember back a few centuries ago when "moral" Oral was locked in his prayer tower fasting and praying because Jeeeesus was a-gonna call him home if he didn't raise some ridiculously large sum of cash?  I spear-headed a local campaign to help out and got LOTS of people to loot their old, disused board-games which were gathering dust in the closet.  We pooled all that funny money together and sent it to Oral as a "Love Offering".  In spite of our best efforts he didn't crap out but made a fortune...then claimed he had raised the dead.  That good ole tent revival-medicine-show loon woulda been a GREAT Nuri guest!

**M**

[EvB]

Does anyone remember back a few centuries ago when "moral" Oral was locked in his prayer tower fasting and praying because Jeeeesus was a-gonna call him home if he didn't raise some ridiculously large sum of cash?  I spear-headed a local campaign to help out and got LOTS of people to loot their old, disused board-games which were gathering dust in the closet.  We pooled all that funny money together and sent it to Oral as a "Love Offering".  In spite of our best efforts he didn't crap out but made a fortune...then claimed he had raised the dead.  That good ole tent revival-medicine-show loon woulda been a GREAT Nuri guest!

**M**

A truly brilliant way to deal with this man's tasteless manipulation.  It' was downright sociopathic.  What amazes me is that - wrong as it was on so many levels - people STILL sent him miney!

[Marc.Knight]

A truly brilliant way to deal with this man's tasteless manipulation.  It' was downright sociopathic.  What amazes me is that - wrong as it was on so many levels - people STILL sent him miney!

It was bizarre and sad.

[MABUSE]

A truly brilliant way to deal with this man's tasteless manipulation.  It' was downright sociopathic.  What amazes me is that - wrong as it was on so many levels - people STILL sent him miney!

Imagine Georgie and Oral together in a "Morning Zoo/Outlaw Radio" shill-spiel format!  Angels, Demons, hidden satanic powers, end-times, prophecy, cults, faith healing...
MMMMM mmmmmm mmmmmmm!  Dat's GOOD radio!

**M**

[11angeleyes11]

Is this an interview or job for Ian or George?

Oral Roberts must be channeled on Coast live and direct from the prayer tower. (My great-grandmother worshipped this man and had a gold-plated prayer tower.)

[Curtis Loew]

Is this an interview or job for Ian or George?

Oral Roberts must be channeled on Coast live and direct from the prayer tower. (My great-grandmother worshipped this man and had a gold-plated prayer tower.)

May I be so bold as to ask what a prayer tower is?

[valdez]

     George opens with goof ball and happy meal enthusiast Alex Jones, followed by, somewhere in a rain coat, in a phone booth, with an almost empty bottle of gin, plenty of cigarettes, two steps ahead of the enemy, and always cool, Gerald Celente.
     Then we waste two hours with Nick Redfern and the abductee-contactee same old crap and in the last hour Joshua P. Warren went on and on about some film footage he took on a cold and windy mountain, sometime in November, and how it was such an amazing and ground breaking shot of some sort of interdimension something or other, and then I get home and log into his web site to see a blurry light in the darkness.
     After seeing that really creepy thing over Norway this month, blurry lights in the darkness just ain't gonna cut it with me anymore.

[11angeleyes11]

May I be so bold as to ask what a prayer tower is?

Oral Roberts Prayer Tower
Tulsa, Oklahoma The Oral Roberts Prayer Tower in Tulsa is a powerful magnet for those seeking spiritual shock therapy -- or fundamentalist fun. This "20th Century Cross", with a stylized crown of thorns and an outer skeleton of plastic PVC pipes (you can still see the printed specs scrawled on them), offers visitors a heavenly view of Oral Roberts University. A recording of Oral's son Richard in the observation deck reveals its construction philosophy: "No second-class buildings for God." One highlight of the deck is the door to Oral's special prayer room. Visitors are asked to submit prayer requests (the envelopes are paper-money-size) and told how Oral scatters them, hundreds at a time, across the carpeting and furniture. When he waves his arms over the envelopes, the Prayer Tower's elevation combines with Oral's direct line to God to help get those prayers answered. The Prayer Tower also rewards the faithful with a startling vision -- the Journey of Faith sound-and-light extravaganza.

[Marc.Knight]

Oral Roberts Prayer Tower
Tulsa, Oklahoma The Oral Roberts Prayer Tower in Tulsa is a powerful magnet for those seeking spiritual shock therapy -- or fundamentalist fun. This "20th Century Cross", with a stylized crown of thorns and an outer skeleton of plastic PVC pipes (you can still see the printed specs scrawled on them), offers visitors a heavenly view of Oral Roberts University. A recording of Oral's son Richard in the observation deck reveals its construction philosophy: "No second-class buildings for God." One highlight of the deck is the door to Oral's special prayer room. Visitors are asked to submit prayer requests (the envelopes are paper-money-size) and told how Oral scatters them, hundreds at a time, across the carpeting and furniture. When he waves his arms over the envelopes, the Prayer Tower's elevation combines with Oral's direct line to God to help get those prayers answered. The Prayer Tower also rewards the faithful with a startling vision -- the Journey of Faith sound-and-light extravaganza.

exciting.  lol