George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

I'm pretty sure Noory must have mentioned Ventura's TSA loss in his usual 'spin on the news' segment. 

Yep, Noory mentioned that in the start of the show news segment earlier this week.

[WOTR]

I didn't know George was psychic.


Coast to Coast AM - George Noory busted on live radio

What I see there is proof that George has grown as a host in the last number of years.  I believe that he would just use the "cough" button and apologize to the audience for "loosing" the caller if that happened today.

[Scully]

From the 'fantastic forum' post on the previous page, somebody did a spot-on impression of GN. It's so right! (and so sad that its pretty much true and he's still hosting this thing)


http://www.borgus.com/mp3/borgus-noory.mp3

That mp3 should win a documentary award.  Hilarious parody of heartbreaking idiocy.  :

[Tara]

That mp3 should win a documentary award.  Hilarious parody of heartbreaking idiocy.  :

I sent a link of this parody to George and Lisa. 

[Frys Girl]

I think she decided that people of color were under represented.

Lisa's picture has been corrected. Thank goodness for the watchful eye of Coastgab.com members

[VtaGeezer]

Were my ears deceiving me, or did George actually ask Robert Freeman about Godzilla?  He did, didn't he?  Amazing.  I agree that George ran out of questions "in minutes", and it was Freeman's rational dismissal of the "giant birds" that set the stage for Producer Tom to get old Lionel Fanthorp on the line for George to abuse.

He did actually ask about Godzilla.  And when Freeman described a Japanese folk monster that must be killed by a stake through the neck, Noory asked in his best patronizing voice; "Is it real?".

I've e-mailed Freeman that many listeners were disappointed that he was cut short and asked him to try again...but with Punnett or Knapp.

[Morgus]

Noory saved a post-Halloween 'trick' instead of a 'treat' for all us this weekend.
He hosts an extra c2c show tonight since its the first Sunday of the month. 

[General Johnson Jameson]

What I see there is proof that George has grown as a host in the last number of years.  I believe that he would just use the "cough" button and apologize to the audience for "loosing" the caller if that happened today.

Talk about shameless.

No, no, you never told me what you were doing at all

Oh, ok. So there really IS no communication between show staff and show host then if this is true. And since the woman never told Noory directly that she worked building atm machines, as though Tommy D wouldn't advise Noory of this in a cute little stunt to make all the truckers and housefrows think George is not only superman, but psychic as well. Lol, a fucking phone psychic! The oh shit!..whew! right at the end there was special. George, call up that fake Jamaican bitch Miss Cleo and ask for a job you phony fuck. BUSTED!

[PB the Deplorable]

... all the truckers and housefrows think George is not only superman, but psychic as well. Lol...

Somehow psychic George never saw the blowback coming for lazily and stupidly destroying a once great show.

Or completely failing to become the next big thing in Hollywood.

[Nebraska888]

Nitwit Noory did it again tonight.
He again cut his guest off early after one hour instead of the scheduled 2 hours.
He substituted in the second hour another of his frequent guests, this time storyteller Lionel Fanthorpe.

Of course Noory has to ask Lionel to tell the story of 'Springheeled Jack" again for the hundredth time... 
This must be to make it hard to tell between a new interview or a replay, so when he cuts out early on Friday nights he thinks he will fool people with the last hour replays.

I couldn't agree more.  I emailed  Clear Channel at two email addresses:  publicrelations@clearchannel.com   and  webmaster@clearchannel.com

I requested politely that Noory's contract not be renewed.  Please, after listening to Knapp, Punnett, and John B. Wells, these folks HAVE TO KNOW THAT NOORY'S INEPTITUDE IS OBVIOUS TO ALL OF HIS LISTENERS!

[b_dubb]

shall we start a letter writing campaign to C2CAM advertisers indicating our disapproval and disgust in said Nooron?

[General Johnson Jameson]

shall we start a letter writing campaign to C2CAM advertisers indicating our disapproval and disgust in said Nooron?

As customers we have every right to voice our disapproval of a product. However, a campaign would be defined as a savage action with cause for libel in my opinion by product Noory. M.V. might get a nasty email from phone psychic Noory
It would be ok to email Preimere and tell them that hey, I think George Noory is a mongoloid jackoff and a hypocrit the same way that, damn, this soup tastes like shit and should be fed to the homeless.

[b_dubb]

... that, damn, this soup tastes like shit and should be fed to the homeless.

boo

[VtaGeezer]

Talk about shameless.  Oh, ok. So there really IS no communication between show staff and show

You probably know this,  but all the caller info collected by Tommy appears on the George's screen well before he picks up the call.

[11angeleyes11]

Has anyone listened to the show from Friday night?  I did yesterday.  The decision to bring in Lionel Fanthorpe during hour two of the show was a surprise even to George.  I heard him remark this at least twice.  If it was his decision, I think it would have happened without any remark or comment about that.  I think it was a production decision to bring in the second hour guest.

[Morgus]

Has anyone listened to the show from Friday night?  I did yesterday.  The decision to bring in Lionel Fanthorpe during hour two of the show was a surprise even to George.  I heard him remark this at least twice.  If it was his decision, I think it would have happened without any remark or comment about that.  I think it was a production decision to bring in the second hour guest.

nah, noory clearly dumped the scheduled guest early.
the c2c website beforehand listed the cryptozoology guest for 2 hours (first half) and noory dumped him after only one hour.
his staff had to scramble to find a replacement for the second hour, so who it would be might have been a surprise to noory since he forced them apparently to find somebody at the last minute.
he should have stuck it out as originally scheduled instead of going to Fanthorpe again for the hundreth time and asking him to tell the same old stories over and over...

[General Johnson Jameson]

You probably know this,  but all the caller info collected by Tommy appears on the George's screen well before he picks up the call.

Yes  It seemed to me that what Noory was suggesting to the caller after she called him out on the scam was that he does not receive any information regarding callers from any of the show staff. They just screen to make sure no nuts get on the air  : 

No, No, you never told me what you were doin...at all-But hey, thanks for the call, appreciate it gotta move on

Being that she didn't tell "George the Product Noory" directly to him that she worked building atm machines there was no way on Earth he could have possibly have known her job trade. It was pure psychicism, not a scam performed by staff & host.

[HAL 9000]

From the 'fantastic forum' post on the previous page, somebody did a spot-on impression of GN. It's so right! (and so sad that its pretty much true and he's still hosting this thing)

Indeed - these impressions are a bit old, but funny nonetheless. They are done by Australian filmmaker/director Jeffrey Michael Bays.



You can listen to various parodies, including Art Bell, Dr. Laura, et. al., here:

http://www.borgus.com/mp3/

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

I was wondering if Robert Freeman got the plug pulled because he sounded like he was fighting a cold. He kept coughing, and I think at one point he seemed to step away from the phone. Still, it was the typical Noory crypto interview. Bigfoot....chupacabra.....Nessie......thunderbirds.....oh, shit I'm out of questions.

[Galaga]

Shameless ass-kissing. Unfuckingbelievable.

I want to say some words about how others in the media, the milieu of George Noory hangers-on, that unabashedly kiss his trashbag rectum just for some table scraps from the Nightsqauwk's last dinner. This current rant is about Alex Jones.

I was listening to his latest Infowars "Money Bomb" broadcast. At the beginning of the 5th hour, none other than George Noory was the guest. At approximately 2 to 3 minutes into the hour, I heard the following:

Alex Jones: Well, George, that... in fact... that was my next question for you. You see the awakening, you are a world-renowned analyst, media personality, researcher, probably one the best interviewers out there bar none, probably even better than Larry King in his heyday. You have your finger on the pulse, so I know you're picking up what I'm picking up. Uh, I am a person who is well-known, especially because of the internet and so anywhere I go, people stop me, and it's not every 10 or 15 people now, it's every 3 or 4 or 5, no matter where I go. Blah, blah, blah.

I literally screamed out loud in an elevator, "What??"

I perfectly understand that this and similar incidents are about cozying up and keeping the warm fire of ratings and advertising dollars burning bright. A pathway to this goal is feeding upon Geroge Noory's excrement. Sounds like a good way to get tapeworms to me. But even if Jones was simply being calculating by having Noory on the broadcast and using his presence to create a ratings synergy, why in the world would anyone go out of their way to say such patently false statements?

Can anyone point to different reasons why this might be happening? Is there any chance in hell that people like Jones really believe this absurdity? Or are there other possible explanations?

I would be especially interested in hearing about other "media personalities" who have sunk so low as to venerate this false prophet.

[Scully]

... I was listening to his latest Infowars "Money Bomb" broadcast. At the beginning of the 5th hour, none other than George Noory was the guest. At approximately 2 to 3 minutes into the hour, I heard the following:

Alex Jones: Well, George, that... in fact... that was my next question for you. You see the awakening, you are a world-renowned analyst, media personality, researcher, probably one the best interviewers out there bar none, probably even better than Larry King in his heyday. You have your finger on the pulse, so I know you're picking up what I'm picking up. Uh, I am a person who is well-known, especially because of the internet and so anywhere I go, people stop me, and it's not every 10 or 15 people now, it's every 3 or 4 or 5, no matter where I go. Blah, blah, blah.

... Is there any chance in hell that people like Jones really believe this absurdity? Or are there other possible explanations?

I think that to people like Alex Jones (and George Noory) lying comes so easily and naturally that they couldn't communicate without it.  Pathological lying, I believe it's called.  :

[Eddie Coyle]

 
     The term "money bomb" annoys me. You'd have to be bombed to give one red cent to these jokers from Alex Jones to Ron Paul. Ron Paul must be richer than Jerry Jones at this point, doesn't he have a money bomb every fiscal quarter?

[Galaga]

     The term "money bomb" annoys me. You'd have to be bombed to give one red cent to these jokers from Alex Jones to Ron Paul. Ron Paul must be richer than Jerry Jones at this point, doesn't he have a money bomb every fiscal quarter?

In referring to the money bomb, I was merely providing context by explaining why Jones was interviewing Noory. But what does your opinion about these men have to do with George Noory sucks?

[Eddie Coyle]

In referring to the money bomb, I was merely providing context by explaining why Jones was interviewing Noory. But what does your opinion about these men have to do with George Noory sucks?

Lighten up. It's a fucking message board. Yes, Noory sucks...but he has company-lots of it.

       
       

[Eddie Coyle]

 
   Diner one: The food in this place is awful.

  Diner two: Yes, and the portions are so small.
         

[General Johnson Jameson]

So what is this....some kind of ghetto-ass telethon?
"Sure Alex, I can get yuh some listunerrs to donate..send uhm yer way for sum food rashuns and uh interview on yer show"

[michio]

I think that to people like Alex Jones (and George Noory) lying comes so easily and naturally that they couldn't communicate without it.  Pathological lying, I believe it's called.  :

Noory can be counted on for trustworthiness.  NOT.  Don't forget to add narcissism to their bag of tricks.  Exploiting people is in their repertoire.

[Frys Girl]

George Noory ought to shut up about Iran and Israel. He just says bull and knows his guests dont know any better. If I hear "they wanna blow israel off the map" in that goofy, mush for brains voice, i will call in to complain. Stop with the misinfo on EVERYTHING. Stick to shadowrats idiot.

[Avi]

Can anyone point to different reasons why this might be happening? Is there any chance in hell that people like Jones really believe this absurdity? Or are there other possible explanations?

Yes, they have the same advertisers - gold, e-foods, etc. - so even though they are on different networks, the advertisers call the shots. Still, when Jones is on C2C, he  blathers on endlessly about how great George is. Maybe it's because Art Bell wouldn't give ol' Alex the time of day. I think the advertisers forced Jones onto C2C. I always get the impression that George feels like he's snake-handling when Jones is on - but it takes one to know one.

[Treading Water]

Sometimes I think I should tune in and start listening again.  After all, it couldn't have been that bad, could it?
Then I poke around here and know....
Hey, that George Noory guy....He REALLY SUCKS!!