Things That Annoy You

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh please, go that route.

Jackyboy, get the video cam going and call 911 when she shows.

My guess is he'd shit his pants.

[JackstarsEx]

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet... The Shrew.

You are gonna miss those halcyon days of Mr. Fidget, believe you me. Y'all never had it so good.

The shrew?
Can I show you the liar?
There isn't a thing in this WORLD this man hasn't lied about and pretended it didn't matter.

JUST LIKE THE GOVERNMENT WITH ALL IT'S LITTLE WHITE LIES THAT HE CLAIMS TO BE SO AGAINST.

[Yorkshire pud]

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet... The Shrew.
.

Oh that is in no doubt...

I preferred the staging of Kiss me Kate. However that was acting...this isn't. Aren't you just a wee bit bricking it?

[JackstarsEx]

Oh that is in no doubt...

Except unlike Katherine, I have become a Shrew simply by the treatment of Jackstar.
He is a devil in disguise, believe you me.

Notice: NOT denying I'm a shrew.
I always loved Kate.

[paladin1991]

JackstarsX, post a few pictures of yourself.

[JackstarsEx]

Powders are different.

And so are things I could tell you I've learned about powders from THIS man.

[PB the Deplorable]

Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know (Video)

[JackstarsEx]

JackstarsX, post a few pictures of yourself.

Why?  So you can wank off to me?  No thanks.
I know I'm attractive.
And I hate it.
Because men like Jackstar prey on women like me.
And I don't know you - don't need another one - am still HEAVILY SCARRED from the last.

Capiche?

[paladin1991]

Why?  So you can wank off to me?  No thanks.
I know I'm attractive.
And I hate it.
Because men like Jackstar prey on women like me.
And I don't know you - don't need another one - am still HEAVILY SCARRED from the last.

Capiche?

Oh.  So a bit of whips and dips and other assorted party favors, eh?  You sound like a fun date. 

[MV/Liberace!]

That man?
Is a coward.
The reason he has hate for me?
Is because he won't address his own issues like the 'man' he claims he is.  (Notice him ignoring me?)
The reason I hate him?
Is because he won't address the issues he's created with me, either.

And I don't mind visiting his hang out to call him out on his BS.

Why did you refuse to air your grievances on my "Spinning The Hits" show last week? We could have worked through these issues. Together.

[Jackstar]

You sound like a fun date.

Just you wait until she finds out what your name really means.

Speaking of which... hey, Onan? A little help here? Than... oh, wait. *blush*

Why did you refuse to air your grievances .

Let me save you some time: she did not refuse. She definitely takes her own sweet-assed time to get around to doing things--even things she's agreed to doing, so don't hold your breath.

Pics available upon valid request. Don't test me, Boyos.

[JackstarsEx]

Just you wait until she finds out what your name really means.

Speaking of which... hey, Onan? A little help here? Than... oh, wait. *blush*

Jackstar thinks I have problems with drugs...
Rather than how he lies about them.
And problems with him sleeping around
Rather than how he LIES about it.

Noticing a pattern here?

[JackstarsEx]

Oh.  So a bit of whips and dips and other assorted party favors, eh?  You sound like a fun date.

I've satisfied your quirk.
Cause I'm that easy.

But Jackstar tells it a different way. 

*BROAD WINK*

[Yorkshire pud]

Except unlike Katherine, I have become a Shrew simply by the treatment of Jackstar.
He is a devil in disguise, believe you me.

Notice: NOT denying I'm a shrew.
I always loved Kate.

You don't have to qualify anything, erm, 'ex'. I'm just enjoying his discomfort. His 'shrew' comment pretty much confirmed who you say you are, and that's good enough for me...Let the games commence.

[paladin1991]

Just you wait until she finds out what your name really means.

Speaking of which... hey, Onan? A little help here? Than... oh, wait. *blush*


Let me save you some time: she did not refuse. She definitely takes her own sweet-assed time to get around to doing things--even things she's agreed to doing, so don't hold your breath.

Pics available upon valid request. Don't test me, Boyos.

You keep doing that and you will go blind.  And this is a valid request, post a pic.

[paladin1991]

Jackstar thinks I have problems with drugs...
Rather than how he lies about them.
And problems with him sleeping around
Rather than how he LIES about it.

Noticing a pattern here?

Baldness?

[JackstarsEx]

Let me save you some time: she did not refuse. She definitely takes her own sweet-assed time to get around to doing things--even things she's agreed to doing, so don't hold your breath.

Because I'd be feeding in to Jackstar's little fantasy.  I probably already am. 

Pics available upon valid request. Don't test me, Boyos.

He doesn't have nudies, unless he took them without permission.

And it wouldn't be the first thing he did and never told me about.

[Jackstar]

Jackstar thinks I have problems with drugs...

Oh, Baby. Cats think you have problems with drugs.

[paladin1991]

I've satisfied your quirk.
Cause I'm that easy.

But Jackstar tells it a different way. 

*BROAD WINK*

You look a tad underage to me.

[JackstarsEx]

Oh, Baby. Cats think you have problems with drugs.

"I'll be in touch. btw, thank you for hanging up on me on your birthday. As it turns out, that enabled me to have a perfectly wonderful time celebrating your birthday. I even gave myself a surprise present! Most things these days come as a complete surprise to me."

That's how Jackstar really is.  Behind the scene's and all.

[bigchucka]

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet... The Shrew.

From...?

The Taming of the Shrew is a comedy by William Shakespeare, believed to have been written between 1590 and 1592.

The main plot depicts the courtship of Petruchio, a gentleman of Verona, and Katherina, the headstrong, obdurate shrew. Initially, Katherina is an unwilling participant in the relationship, but Petruchio tempers her with various psychological tormentsâ€"the "taming"â€"until she becomes a compliant and obedient bride. The subplot features a competition between the suitors of Katherina's more desirable sister, Bianca.

[JackstarsEx]

You look a tad underage to me.

At 32?
I age WELL, boys.
It's my Irish blood.

[Yorkshire pud]

Okay..I'm going to the shops... I'm getting toffee popcorn for me, anyone like that? Or shall I get salt, and sweet too?

[onan]

I hate onion soup... and now with more onions.

[Jackstar]

You look a tad underage to me.

I happen to know... that picture to which you refer is nearly a decade old. I am not surprised that was one of her opening moves: welcome to The Shrew's A-Game.

[paladin1991]

" I even gave myself a surprise present! Most things these days come as a complete surprise to me."

The B.O.B?

[JackstarsEx]

From...?

The Taming of the Shrew is a comedy by William Shakespeare, believed to have been written between 1590 and 1592.

The main plot depicts the courtship of Petruchio, a gentleman of Verona, and Katherina, the headstrong, obdurate shrew. Initially, Katherina is an unwilling participant in the relationship, but Petruchio tempers her with various psychological tormentsâ€"the "taming"â€"until she becomes a compliant and obedient bride. The subplot features a competition between the suitors of Katherina's more desirable sister, Bianca.

Jackstar TRIED to 'temper me' with 'various psychological torments'
This is the REAL result.
Not some fantasized 'compliant and obedient bride."

[JackstarsEx]

I happen to know... that picture to which you refer is nearly a decade old. I am not surprised that was one of her opening moves: welcome to The Shrew's A-Game.

This from the man that WON'T EVEN PICK UP THE PHONE TO CALL ME AND DEAL WITH THIS OFF THE INTERNET.

Remember that.

[Yorkshire pud]

MV, if you close this thread I'll refuse to have your babies. That's it, it will be over.

[JackstarsEx]

I happen to know... that picture to which you refer is nearly a decade old. I am not surprised that was one of her opening moves: welcome to The Shrew's A-Game.

This better, ex lover mine?