TONIGHT- NOORY APOLOGY COUNTDOWN

[Scully]

Fast blast to George Noory - "George, this is God. You suck."

The winner and champion, GeorgeSucks!!!!  Good one, Friend. 

[anagrammy]

    I did an inside joke...I sent a fastblast demanding an apology using the name "Mary Rosh"

             Mary Rosh is the name John Lott used to write fake reviews of his own book.

Perfect, fake FASTBLAST for fake host.  It doesn't get any better than this! 

WHICH REMINDS ME, that comment is one of the inappropriata that Noory used last night to describe the OBL killing when he ran out of AMAZINGS and EXACTLIES.

We could send him flowers -- each one with a new adjective plus it's definition.

[George sucks]

An armed society is a polite society. Because no one wants to get shot.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Jesus Christ callers aren't even coherent anymore.

[anagrammy]

Jesus Christ callers aren't even coherent anymore.

Good point, I miss JC.  This stinkfest was even too awful for him?  Last time I heard him call Noory it was like George was giving him a massage with warm oil.  Could not get him off fast enough.

[George sucks]

Jesus Christ callers aren't even coherent anymore.

And that guy was typical. On beer twelve of a twelve pack and ready to explain to us how important it is to carry and use gons in a... responsibility.. it's important to point, when you point a gun.... it's important.   

[EvB]

thanks ana - found it.




I told him i thought he should be a man and fess up to his "faux pas" - and made it clear that I thought the term was KIND given what he'd said.


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[HAL 9000]

HI HAL, Welcome and thanks for the mp3.  EVERYONE download this quickly because MV isn't here.... The other thing he said, do you happen to have the quote for the statement he made about the body belonging in the Smithsonian?  I'd love to keep that one too.

Crap, forgot about the attachment thing - if you can give me an idea of where the Smithsonian reference is in the show, I'll combine the 2 snippets into one easy download on an off-site host, and will contain only the relevant statements.

[Eddie Coyle]

         The callers get dumber with each show. I thought sports radio had the imbecile caller market cornered, but Noory finds a way to reach new lows.

[Eddie Coyle]

I told him i thought he should be a man and fess up to his "faux pas" - and made it clear that I thought the term was KIND given what he'd said.

    I hope you phonetically spelled that word for him(fo' paw, Georgie boy) or trouble could ensue. You know he doesn't know Spanish!

[anagrammy]

Crap, forgot about the attachment thing - if you can give me an idea of where the Smithsonian reference is in the show, I'll combine the 2 snippets into one easy download on an off-site host, and will contain only the relevant statements.

PERFECT.  I've got the podcasts and I'll find it for you while I'm on my trip (going to Santa Cruz CA) for a couple of days.  THen you can post the link and we can attach it for the Premiere Noory Suckage Deniers.  And take down that attachment on this site, we don't want MV to have any legal trouble.

[George sucks]

Got to call it a night folks. It's been real. And it's been fun.

AND IT'S BEEN REAL FUN !!!

Get some sleep if you have to.... Noory is on every night. .... AAAAACK !!!!

[anagrammy]

Got to call it a night folks. It's been real. And it's been fun.

AND IT'S BEEN REAL FUN !!!

Get some sleep if you have to.... Noory is on every night. .... AAAAACK !!!!

G'night georgesucks, you can catch up tomorrow morning with your morning coffee--thanks for coming!

[Eddie Coyle]

 

        Phil Hendrie was replaced in Boston 2 weeks ago...that's only reason I'm enduring this crucible tonight.

[tmock00]

1)  we are more entertaining and informative than he and his guest.


2) No


3) Only vaguely, in the intro, with a tiny bit of update and the general OBL news.

Thanks for the update, EvB. 

Not surprised that this thread is more entertaining and informative than George and his giant suckage.  I bet any member of GoastGab could do a better job on C2C than Snoory.  I think there are people here that are more talented than George could ever hope to be.

[EvB]

the refrain "don't tell me it's not worth dying for" - on a gun show.  nice.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

God I hate the bumper music under George. Such whiny bullshit that some depressed 50-something year old divorcee would listen to while drinking scotch and holding back tears. Yeah, perfect for the atmosphere of Coast to Coast.

[EvB]

hey Eddie- do YOU know Jack?  :

[EvB]

Well - he's rolling right in to the second guest into.

[anagrammy]

God I hate the bumper music under George. Such whiny bullshit that some depressed 50-something year old divorcee would listen to while drinking scotch and holding back tears. Yeah, perfect for the atmosphere of Coast to Coast.

Must be their conception of the new audience. 

[Scully]

He's gonna prolong the torture.  The General may be right.

It is also true, though, (as someone said earlier) that George tends to put off things like this to the last few seconds of the show, knowing how many have already clicked off the radio knob.

[EvB]

     The gun control Noory should practice...

Lord that was creepy.  i was watching the news on TV while nursing my son when this dude did his public sign off.  Dove for the TV to shut it off so fast i'm glad i didn't bounce my kid off the floor!

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Typical Noory questions.  Tell me about the movie that you are in.  How did you get involved in all of this.  Tell me about your organization.  The heart acts like a brain?

[EvB]

No George - your LITTLE BRAIN sends messages to your LITTLE HEART and you get all confuzzled.

[anagrammy]

He's gonna prolong the torture.  The General may be right.

It is also true, though, (as someone said earlier) that George tends to put off things like this to the last few seconds of the show, knowing how many have already clicked off the radio knob.

Or, hopefully, fallen asleep.  Tomorrow I'm going to FASTBLAST him re apologizing about saying OBL should be in the SMithsonian.

Have you ever wondered if Noory is one of these people who are detached from cultural IQ?  Like doesn't know what the Smithsonian is for... doesn't know that people in America just don't say things like "it doesn't get better than this" when 3000 people were killed.

[Scully]

     The gun control Noory should practice...

What did this awful picture come from, please?

[EvB]

Have you ever wondered if Noory is one of these people who are detached from cultural IQ?  Like doesn't know what the Smithsonian is for... doesn't know that people in America just don't say things like "it doesn't get better than this" when 3000 people were killed.

Asperger's syndrome?

[Eddie Coyle]

Or, hopefully, fallen asleep.  Tomorrow I'm going to FASTBLAST him re apologizing about saying OBL should be in the SMithsonian.

Have you ever wondered if Noory is one of these people who are detached from cultural IQ?  Like doesn't know what the Smithsonian is for... doesn't know that people in America just don't say things like "it doesn't get better than this" when 3000 people were killed.

    Ana, he really is stupid. When Ed Dames accused him of using a non-sequitur on his last appearance, George did his dumb chuckle and said "exactly"...that word meant nothing to him.

[Eddie Coyle]

What did this awful picture come from, please?

   R Budd Dwyer, PA politician who killed himself on camera, 1/22/1987...

[EvB]

What did this awful picture come from, please?

Remember, you asked.


Was a youtube vid - much more graphic than i had ever seen before- had to take it off - way too much - Look up

R. Budd Dwyer

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