Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[b_dubb]

Can't recall what Mr Bubble looks like. Thankfully.

[Eddie Coyle]

   I had tickets to see Great White in Bucharest tonight. Anybody else go?

[Camazotz Automat]

   If you enjoy humorists and satirists, then you'll love those $1 Public Library book sales.

    "Oh wow, a table full of PJ O'Rourke! The oeuvre of Dave Barry! An Art Buchwald box set!!"

I regret being the catalyst to germinate that deadly sin seed of covetousness, but that is precisely the type of sale I attended to secure my first edition, first pressing, signed copy of Erma Bombeck's If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Serious offers only, please.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I've been watching Bob Ross for days, I think I need help.

http://www.twitch.tv/bobross

[Camazotz Automat]

Most recent Egyptian code phrase used to confirm contact in Corpus Christi/The Body Of Christ/TBOC/The Blue Öyster Cult:

"23 Blue Hippos"











Life is a Robert Ludlum novel with key pages stuck together with beeswax and nitroglycerin.

[aldousburbank]

What is better to receive than to give?
A fuck.

[albrecht]

C2C guest "Warlock" Christian Day successfully sued by a "witch."
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/28/witch-prevails-warlock-salem-harassment-battle
Not sure why she resorted to the Courts (why not use spells,) but she, apparently, "predicted" that the judge would rule in her favor.

[Caruthers612]

   I had tickets to see Great White in Bucharest tonight. Anybody else go?

           It was finding out that Warrant was opening for them that cinched it for me.

[Caruthers612]

I've been watching Bob Ross for days, I think I need help.

http://www.twitch.tv/bobross

         I never thought of it till now, but there must have been Bob Ross groupies. Now, when zillions of girls who were Beatles groupies used to hang out outside the offices of Apple Records hoping to touch the hem of a garment of one of the Fab Four, George referred to those girls as Apple Scruffs. So what would Bob Ross groupies be called? Painties?

[Caruthers612]

I regret being the catalyst to germinate that deadly sin seed of covetousness, but that is precisely the type of sale I attended to secure my first edition, first pressing, signed copy of Erma Bombeck's If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Serious offers only, please.

        You and Erma can make Jiffy Pop together. Me, I used to binge P.J. O'Rourke books like waffles.

[Caruthers612]

Most recent Egyptian code phrase used to confirm contact in Corpus Christi/The Body Of Christ/TBOC/The Blue Öyster Cult:

"23 Blue Hippos"











Life is a Robert Ludlum novel with key pages stuck together with beeswax and nitroglycerin.

          Your posts are a perfect example of why this site needs a Like/Favorite/Plus One system for posts.

[aldousburbank]

I've been watching Bob Ross for days, I think I need help.

http://www.twitch.tv/bobross

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

[Caruthers612]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

       I love it when you say neologism.

[pate]

In trying to find a fitting youtube video for "All Saint's Day," I fail miserably:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK2mTYbyWeQ

Many, many apologies...

[b_dubb]

What is better to receive than to give?
A fuck.

http://youtu.be/LeltwSYoxEI

[UnscreenedCaller]

What is better to receive than to give?
A fuck.

Word of caution: this does NOT work with a shit.

[Eddie Coyle]

I regret being the catalyst to germinate that deadly sin seed of covetousness, but that is precisely the type of sale I attended to secure my first edition, first pressing, signed copy of Erma Bombeck's If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Serious offers only, please.

    Welvome back, Cam! I wish I'd seen this sooner, because on Halloween afternoon, the Brattle Street Book Store in Boston had that exact title in the 3 dollar bin. In the parking lot adjacent to the store where they stick their under 5 bucks books. That erotica like that was outdoors to begin with with kids around. My goodness.

[ItsOver]

I regret being the catalyst to germinate that deadly sin seed of covetousness, but that is precisely the type of sale I attended to secure my first edition, first pressing, signed copy of Erma Bombeck's If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Serious offers only, please.

I am honored to have once lived just down the street from Mrs. Bombeck's abode.  162 Cushwa Drive.
https://www.udayton.edu/news/articles/2015/03/bombeck_home_named_to_national_register.php

Hallowed ground, indeed.  Orville and Wilbur?  Posh!  Be gone! 

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPe-ly0BHM

[b_dubb]

I am honored to have once lived just down the street from Mrs. Bombeck's abode.  162 Cushwa Drive.
https://www.udayton.edu/news/articles/2015/03/bombeck_home_named_to_national_register.php

Hallowed ground, indeed.  Orville and Wilbur?  Posh!  Be gone!

Sir the grass is always greener around the septic tank

[GuerrillaUnReal]

This Bitcoin Price surge is kind of making me want to kill myself. This is one of more infuriating things I've ever watched.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Trust me, this lesson won't end well.

[BobGrau]

This Bitcoin Price surge is kind of making me want to kill myself. This is one of more infuriating things I've ever watched.

Holy shit, when did that happen? For once I'm up on a deal 

[Camazotz Automat]

    Welvome back, Cam! I wish I'd seen this sooner, because on Halloween afternoon, the Brattle Street Book Store in Boston had that exact title in the 3 dollar bin. In the parking lot adjacent to the store where they stick their under 5 bucks books. That erotica like that was outdoors to begin with with kids around. My goodness.

Thanks, Eddie! In a way I don't quite understand, this particular bin book subject has caused some kind of satirist crossover religious crossover pop designer synesthesia.  I keep smelling oranges as I'm having Anita Bryant flashbacks - the heft and texture of Cross Your Heart bras filled with Floridian sands...  and that citrus scent brings on an Ed Big Daddy Rothesque Everglades dragster airboat piloted by a giant, salivating mosquito that has the facial features of the editor of my "clever" high school newspaper ...  In the name of Hieronymus Bosch, make it stop! 

[Camazotz Automat]

Holy shit, when did that happen? For once I'm up on a deal 

Even now, I see Kate the Bionic Uterus, seated in the front row of this show, ingesting salt and buttered crypto-corn.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-11-02/bitcoin-is-suddenly-surging-again

I am honored to have once lived just down the street from Mrs. Bombeck's abode.  162 Cushwa Drive.
https://www.udayton.edu/news/articles/2015/03/bombeck_home_named_to_national_register.php

Hallowed ground, indeed.  Orville and Wilbur?  Posh!  Be gone!

It's these interesting little coincidences on Bellgab that lends credence to the theory that souls travel in packs. I thought you people looked familiar.

[Catsmile]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlAkxH32PQ

[popple]

[analog kid]

[Camazotz Automat]

Mrs. Olson: What sort of disease do you have?

Michael Douglas: Social, ma'am.


        - Hail, Hero! (1969)

[analog kid]