The Spec Sheet

Started by MV/Liberace!, May 30, 2009, 11:47:14 PM

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Lilith

It's a MudKing CELEBRATION!


pate

So here in about half an hour I can expect some Spec Sheet activity?

-p

chefist

MV's greatest hits playing.

MV pranked us. Got us all hot and bothered and then left us blue balled.

Juan

There was a great discussion of $800 video cards.

Quote from: Juan on July 11, 2020, 11:36:28 AM
There was a great discussion of $800 video cards.

Dear Spec Sheet:

My VooDoo 5 graphics card is overheating, but only when I'm playing a pirated German version of H.R. Giger's Dark Seed 3 in 3D. Should I upgrade to a liquid-cooled system? Help. Thnx.

DOS lives matter.

Peace & Destruction,
Cam

P.S.

I called VooDoo tech support.

Their answer, I quote:

"You shouldn't be playing pirated property. So just don't play that game. No more overheating. Problem solved."

Fucking squid heads.

pate

eMCee, Curtis;

This latest Spec Sheet is taking longer than a rather indiscreet proposal I made the other day to finish and submit.

Ravenous zombie fans are beginning to rattle the gates (Bill type, 1 EA) at the People's Free Democratic Republic of Pate.

Do you all require intar-national assistance?>

Asking for a fiend.

=p

#BIFF


MV/Liberace!

Yesterday's episode of The Spec Sheet is now posted here.

ItsOver

Quote from: Camazotz on July 11, 2020, 12:48:47 PM
P.S.

I called VooDoo tech support.

Their answer, I quote:

"You shouldn't be playing pirated property. So just don't play that game. No more overheating. Problem solved."

Fucking squid heads.
IKR?


Morgus

Liberace, what is your usual viewing distance from your 77" 4K screen?

Jackstar

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on July 11, 2020, 11:12:45 AM
MV pranked us. Got us all hot and bothered and then left us blue balled.

Those of you who still even still have your balls still attached are amongst the luckiest ones.


Quote from: Camazotz on July 11, 2020, 12:48:47 PM
P.S.

I called VooDoo tech support.

Display of weakness: NOTED


Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on July 11, 2020, 11:12:45 AM
MV pranked us.

... who pranked BallGag? In the end... it was you and me.


Quote from: Camazotz on July 11, 2020, 12:48:47 PM
P.S.

Please tell me this is your A-game, because if so: flattered!

Jackstar


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Morgus on July 11, 2020, 07:13:29 PM
Liberace, what is your usual viewing distance from your 77" 4K screen?

About ten feet. 75" screen.

Jackstar

Quote from: Liberace! on July 11, 2020, 08:02:30 PM
ten feet. 75"

I've got a candidate. I have to listen to your show though. I just got back from outer space to find that sad look gun your face.

Thanks for the show I'm really looking forward to it! This was probably worth saving your puny little planet for all by its little lonesome, as there's no replacing the incomparable Curtis.

Company policy.


I was hoping to hear some Enterprise Room and I was not disappointed.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 11, 2020, 08:10:25 PM
Thanks for the show I'm really looking forward to it!

I just want to tell you both, good luck: we're all counting on you.


MV/Liberace!

The Spec Sheet is a podcast about tech hosted by Curtis Thornton and Michael Vandeven (me!). Our next live show will be Friday, July 17th at 8:30PM East, 5:30PM West.

Listen live: bellgab.com/stream
Call in: 573-837-4948
Website: ufoship.com

Quote from: Liberace! on July 15, 2020, 08:41:43 PM
The Spec Sheet is a podcast about tech hosted by Curtis Thornton and Michael Vandeven (me!). Our next live show will be Friday, July 17th at 8:30PM East, 5:30PM West.

Listen live: bellgab.com/stream
Call in: 573-837-4948
Website: ufoship.com

Wow.  Hasn't even been two years between episodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :D

Perhaps a topic could be the missing [b] [/b] bold functionality on the forum as of late?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 15, 2020, 08:43:18 PM
Wow.  Hasn't even been two years between episodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :D

Perhaps a topic could be the missing [b] [/b] bold functionality on the forum as of late?

We plan to discuss this very topic for the first two thirds of Friday's broadcast.

Quote from: Liberace! on July 15, 2020, 09:04:07 PM
We plan to discuss this very topic for the first two thirds of Friday's broadcast.

Awrite!   I'll be sure to fire up the old Orville Reddenbacher popper.

pate

Quote from: Liberace! on July 15, 2020, 09:04:07 PM
We plan to discuss this very topic for the first two thirds of Friday's broadcast.



Make sure those Jitterbug phones are fully charged!

-p

You're just spoiling us now.

Jackstar

Quote from: Liberace! on July 15, 2020, 08:41:43 PM
Friday, July 17th at 8:30PM East, 5:30PM West.

Listen live: bellgab.com/stream
Call in: 573-837-4948
Website: ufoship.com

I don't understand the significance of this sudden avalanche of content, but I suppose it may well be a response to my maniacal assault upon the power vacuum around here that I've been intensely pursuing.

Oh, right, I just remembered. I gaslit this guy by telling him, "blah blah blah Heather Wade blah blah global thermonuclear war blah blah." I mean, I knew I wasn't meaning what I was saying, although I didn't say that, and I didn't mean what I said, and... well, I'll be honest. I assumed he was drunk and it didn't matter, he wouldn't remember to turn his own microphone on again anyway.\

I will allow that there may have been some miscalculations. For example, I didn't have to dominate this way, I simply enjoyed it--now everyone is doing it. Except, without any style. Bottom line is I'm not going out of my way to get a working headset and I don't have one. Isn't that weird? That's so strange. They sell them all over the planet. None of them work. Company policy.

I have begun to suspect the existence of some kind of nefarious Cabal.


Quote from: pate on July 15, 2020, 10:35:53 PM
Jitterbug phones

The fucking woodchipper. As well as the Samsung Infuse 4G, all in with all mustard. Set to frappe for much, much longer than five minutes. Long enough and strong enough for the sound to wake the dead. Actually, no, this is way too much metaphor.



Close. Better. Bored now.

Juan

Perhaps you can discuss $500 video cards.  $800 is a bit rich for me.

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