Richard Groypers' Bellgab Podcast

[AZZERAE]

It's a Rubini move.

I am a sickness that infects my friends.

[AZZERAE]

I make plenty on a webcam shoving things up my hoohoo.

[AZZERAE]

...

Chess is a Sausage Fest.

[AZZERAE]

I don't think you know what you're talking about...

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

[AZZERAE]

Not so surprising for a man with as many high-functioning alters as you.

Did u just misgender me-- NIGGER?!

[AZZERAE]

You're like fuckin' Johnny Mnemonic on digi-crutches.

TPO RGHIT

[AZZERAE]

No wonder They're desperate to get that golem back on track to getting on-line.

Fun fact: On the 666th day, when I'd made man, I opened the oven, and on bended knee, in mitts, reached for my creation. Just then Azraa walked in, dropped the keys and shouted, "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!" And I'm all like, oh, no, honey, I'm not committing hari kiri, I'm just getting this little guy out the oven. While I was under the impression the oven mitts were a dead giveaway, you can see how deeply ingrained suicidal ideation is in my domicile. We laughed and laughed.

[AZZERAE]

You deserve a break today.

I'm always on a smoke break. I work for 5 minutes every couple days, or weeks.

[AZZERAE]

I have a compass you can borrow, here let me show you how to use it without having to take the right pill first.

#brutal

[AZZERAE]

I am beginning to see a certain someone's point.

[AZZERAE]

Fortunately, hating on me isn't a trap, it's a privilege. I might not be a trap anymore. Who would tell me? The Trap King?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yzmd6ps07LQ

[AZZERAE]

I've never met any creatures in 5D...

Hey Von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns?

[AZZERAE]

Easy to forget without an Edgar around.

[AZZERAE]

Someone is in so much fucking trouble.

Still superior, on the brink of celibacy.

[AZZERAE]

What condition have I got that is interfering with my ability to thrive in life?

Capgras Syndrome, buddy.

[AZZERAE]

It's cool you like chess.

[AZZERAE]

A huge manilla envelope came in from Invisibile College, had all kinds of instructions for new superpowers that I could pick up for myself, as long as I agree to relax vigiliance, compromise principles, sell my soul to Satan... you know, shit that I'm not gonna do, but IC doesn't discriminate.

Turds, diamonds-- Meh.

[K_Dubb]

That's how White Crow got hold of all those BellGabbers addresses and posted 'em Explosions of Bullshit. I think he's doing 25-to-life alongside Teddy K right aboot now.

What a terrible thing to do!  But you know I am perfectly trustworthy.  I think doc just wants a Trump cookie.

[K_Dubb]

That sounds really interesting. Does Krampus make any appearance in the Santa story? Kind of sounds like it could be "Art Bell" interview material... But we will have to settle for a podcast.*

*Too bad Art were not around. Given the research for the last panspermia, I assume that you would actually be able to weave a story with him in a long form interview as well as do the podcast...

Yes!  Krampus is an integral part -- but I don't want to give it all away.  I was really hoping papi would have me on his show in the coveted second-half prime-time slot to discuss Swedish Saffron Buns and the sacred feminine but I guess I am not quite ready for the bright lights of the Michael Decon Program yet.  And I would probably creep on him anyway.

[Asuka Langley]

[WOTR]

I thought Canadia was made of ice?!

Yes. Well, it is an ice covered rock. I tried living under an iceberg once, but nearly drowned. 

[Richard Groyper]

a new youtube community has risen. The Clown Community 🤡🤡🤡 *honk honk*


https://youtu.be/tBb_Zcc5ocs

[Jackstar]

*honk honk*

That's my brand! Oh, Grapefruit shall be so pleased--more circumstantial evidence that I am totally hooked up right through the scrote with Richard and his wild and wooley gang of reprobates, degenerates, and traffickers of humans. When she finds out I'm really undercover for Jesus, she'll be so relieved. I know I am already--I just pissed my pants at the realization that this is something meant to fuck me up too.

So... I guess I really am a big deal around here. Oh, joy.

[Jackstar]

Capgras Syndrome, buddy.

Nope, definitely not that one. Various impersonations seemingly perceived that I have encountered over the years have not been exact, nor has the illusion remained under rational analysis. You can try again. Doesn't that sound nice?

[chefist]

a new youtube community has risen. The Clown Community 🤡🤡🤡 *honk honk*


https://youtu.be/tBb_Zcc5ocs

That was fun...can't wait till Sunday, Ray!

[AZZERAE]

You can try again.

Nuts never think they're sick.

[AZZERAE]

I tried living under an iceberg once, but nearly drowned.

I'm Tipper Gore, and I approve of this message.

[AZZERAE]

Can't wait till Sunday, Ray!

Who's Ray?

[whoozit]

https://youtu.be/Z6ZEB0KiH9k

[chefist]

Who's Ray?

Raymond Grover aka Richard Groyper aka Danny Gans