yorkshire pud now making personal threats against me

[gnooryblows]

god damn, imagine if women actually talked like that. "I ALONE WILL FUCK YOU AND TAME YOU" when you're just walking down the street? lmfao that would be pretty cool.

i've had girls talk to me this way but i don't think it's that common. like its not what they do on a regular basis the way guys do.

[Swishypants]

i've had girls talk to me this way but i don't think it's that common.

Hotter than a $2.00 Pistol, shootin' up-hill!

[Swishypants]

The killing is over. The Sex. The Food. The Money. The Luxury!


https://youtu.be/sLm3Khusq_8

[Jackstar]

I'm pretty sure our Alpha Male knows whom he is. (wink)

I'm honestly a little confused by this thread.

[Roswells, Art]

srsly roswells do you have any counter offer to swishy's offer here? i mean he's offering to FUCK ME and TAME ME and it sounds pretty rad and tempting to me.

Well, I'm still listening to his first video so I would have to say 'go for it'!

[Swishypants]

Well, I'm still listening to his first video so I would have to say 'go for it'!

Oh hell! Just strap on the crotchless panties NOW!

[gnooryblows]

Well, I'm still listening to his first video so I would have to say 'go for it'!

and so our love never was.

[Swishypants]

We're Ghosts!


https://youtu.be/76IkuYLoJkE

[gnooryblows]

swishy its just you and me now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66CP-pq7Cx0

[Swishypants]

I want the one where the Trooper shoots them in the back of the head before they can Suicide! 

[Roswells, Art]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

[gnooryblows]

swishy its just you and me now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66CP-pq7Cx0

is it wrong or gay that i unironically love the ending to this movie?

[Swishypants]

Over 30 nights of submission, I can put that cherished child inside your belly and make you whole again Lover! Many styles, and much warmth! I will leave you collapsed with a trickle of semen coming out of you, and you will know the LORD GOD and be satiated!

[gnooryblows]

Over 30 nights of submission, I can put that cherished child inside your belly and make you whole again Lover! Many styles, and much warmth! I will leave you collapsed with a trickle of semen coming out of you, and you will know the LORD GOD and be satiated!

serious question, are you talking to me or roswells?

[Swishypants]

MOR like:


https://youtu.be/LTtdtURXKqc

[Swishypants]

I got eyes for YOU!

[Swishypants]

It is done. You will be my servant, and you will be happy. You will treated well, and you will perform your duty.


https://youtu.be/lESn-FWLpbw

[Roswells, Art]

serious question, are you talking to me or roswells?

I think he's talking to you.

[Swishypants]

Nothing else matters now. It's you and I and the genetic lottery. A dynasty. Kings to be! Victory. Always!

[Swishypants]

I think he's talking to you.

Dream of the nasty things I'll make you do tonight, as you sink those fingers into the gushing well-spring of life itself! *M'PAH!!* The Sword comes out! Its' duty done!

[gnooryblows]

I think he's talking to you.

score. sorry roswells. always the bridesmaid, never the bride for you, it seems!

[Roswells, Art]

Dream of the nasty things I'll make you do tonight, as you sink those fingers into the gushing well-spring of life itself!

Not with that skirt on, desu.

[gnooryblows]

honestly roswells i dunno why you are rejecting swishy. i think he is the man. he is like my favorite person on bellgab of all time. i dunno why women wouldn't flock to him. if there was a woman on bellgab right now acting like swishy is acting i'd be all over it. i'd be like seriously saying "ooooooooo baby i luv u, lets gett married"

[Roswells, Art]

honestly roswells i dunno why you are rejecting swishy. i think he is the man. he is like my favorite person on bellgab of all time. i dunno why women wouldn't flock to him. if there was a woman on bellgab right now acting like swishy is acting i'd be all over it. i'd be like seriously saying "ooooooooo baby i luv u, lets gett married"

You're good, just go for it.

[Swishypants]

honestly roswells i dunno why you are rejecting swishy. i think he is the man. he is like my favorite person on bellgab of all time. i dunno why women wouldn't flock to him. if there was a woman on bellgab right now acting like swishy is acting i'd be all over it. i'd be like seriously saying "ooooooooo baby i luv u, lets gett married"

I am allowed FOUR WIVES under Chechnian LAW!!!

[Swishypants]

You're good, just go for it.

It's a fuckin' TYPHOON down there right now!

[Roswells, Art]

I am allowed FOUR WIVES under Chechnian LAW!!!

Do any of them have to be female?

[gnooryblows]

You're good, just go for it.

i think we should both be his wives. i'm willing to share him. we can be a nice little harem for him. i dunno why you gotta muck it up being all uptight and stuckup and pretentious. i'll take tuesdays thursdays and saturdays, you can have the rest of the days with him.

[Swishypants]

You hear those taps from the high-hat? Right on your anus and clitoris!


https://youtu.be/O8O7ng4vyY0

[Roswells, Art]

You hear those taps from the high-hat? Right on your anus and clitoris!


https://youtu.be/O8O7ng4vyY0

XTC sucks except for 'Dear God'.