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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No
Quote from: ItsOver on February 10, 2017, 10:24:33 PM
Jorch's wine selection, behind his head.



What's even better in that photo is what appears to be some hairpiece and "toupee" glue bleeding down around George Noory's brow and sideburn area. That Noory has among the worst of rugs anyone one of us could see -- but remember, he claimed on some "Coast Insider" chat that that is his "real hair."

If that's his real hair, I'm a monkey's uncle. And then some. We have to feel for that George Noory, who maybe has some obvious wig and thinks people can't spot that degree of insecurity? Either at "Morton's Steakhouse" or "The Great Greek."

Hey, did you guys hear Dave trying to do simple addition the other night ? He couldn't do it.  GNS.

Dateline

Dave's simple addition:  1 wine + 1 wine + 1 wine + 1 wine +1 wine +1 wine + 1 wine +1 wine = 1 drunk host

Morgus

Noory's guest just talked about left-handed people.
Noory commented his dad was left-handed but didn't say that he himself was...

Turned him off about 10 minutes ago. Couldn't take it anymore. C2C - like someone mentioned previously - is just one big infomercial now.
George Noory Sucks. 

Ciardelo

Guest tells interesting President Lincoln story.
Jorch asks guest "What country is home to the most domesticated pigs?"

Ciardelo

Guest continues talking about US Presidential trivia.
Jorge says"This trivia is from me, did you know flowers grow faster with soft music?"

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 11, 2017, 01:20:35 AM
Guest tells interesting President Lincoln story.
Jorch asks guest "What country is home to the most domesticated pigs?"

What city is the home of the most completely idiotic host on the radio?  Birthplace please.

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 11, 2017, 01:24:18 AM
Guest continues talking about US Presidential trivia.
Jorge says"This trivia is from me, did you know flowers grow faster with soft music?"

Did you know brain cells die faster when you listen to George Noory?

zeebo

Do you know the odds when Cornelius calls in tonite he'll be addressed as 'Corny'?

Ciardelo

Sure caller, this song has the right amount of suckage for C2C


https://youtu.be/M1FWv0aJRaw



I can't take anymore of this crapfest.  Good night all.

Dateline

Have you noticed that all of these things that Norry advertises as "fun", has a substantial price tag attached?  What if you don't have money, then you must have a dismal Coast existence.

Ciardelo

Caller: "I know we don't have much time, but I'm going to tell a long, rambling disconnected story about how my Dad died. Don't worry, I'll interject frequently how we don't have much time."

Story ends up being the caller blaming the ambo techs for his Father's bad health.

Jorch: "This happens all the time, medical workers going against the wishes of the family."

Really Jorch? Is that what you think in your expert opinion?




Ciardelo

Ok, I'm clocking out. Good night all.

Don't forget we get Richard Syrett this weekend. And Saturday night our very own mister nbirnes will be on. I wonder how well his producing that book for ponyboysunset is going?

Quote from: Here We Go Again on February 10, 2017, 10:02:48 PM
Further, as much as we see George Noory with tall glasses of wine, ponder whether he is operating a motor vehicle afterwards. Odd how even the official "Coast" twitter feed posts those photos -- and in the made-up novel "Night Talk" the main character admits to drinking wine after the show.

Unless he has a driver, that well may be Driving While Intoxicated or Driving While Impaired and people have to question that for real. But we all know George Noory would never do that? As much as he claims to support law enforcement?

Ever since the mudhole incident, George uses a designated driver.


goldendeal

Who killed Bob Crane ?  Thank you Jorch, I can finally sleep at night...


George Noory single handedly fought off a kidnapping attempt by a Mexican cartel. He also survived a scalding, lava dripping, pizza roll. This man is a hero.

Yes, Noory sucks at his job. Yes, Noory has failed at many business ventures. Yes, Noory has been sued many many times. Yes, Noory doesn't know how to pronounce 'February.' 

Noory shows up, though. *shrug*

Art: you have failed. Your MITD replacement is dog shit. Michael Weiner rustled your jimmy's. LOL! 4chan beat you with faggotry.

- "Feb"

albrecht

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 11, 2017, 03:59:06 AM
Ever since the mudhole incident, George uses a designated driver.
Was it after Alex pushed Norry into the pothole in Austin that Norry mentioned he had to send Tommie out to buy him new clothes and he was nekkid in his hotel room? Or another incident in which he only had one suit of clothes and somehow mussed them?

Morgus

Quote from: zeebo on February 11, 2017, 01:44:06 AM
Do you know the odds when Cornelius calls in tonite he'll be addressed as 'Corny'?
100%
Both Corny and Annie called in the last hour.

Corny even asked whats up with Art Bell!  8)


zeebo

Quote from: Morgus on February 11, 2017, 04:42:24 PM
100%
Both Corny and Annie called in the last hour.

Corny even asked whats up with Art Bell!  8)

Lol thanks for the report Morgus!  To complete the trifecta we only needed Bill from West Hartford, Jeff from Culver City, or Whats-his-name from La Jolla. 

Morgus

Quote from: zeebo on February 11, 2017, 09:00:54 PM
Lol thanks for the report Morgus!  To complete the trifecta we only needed Bill from West Hartford, Jeff from Culver City, or Whats-his-name from La Jolla.
I think Jeff did call in too, also the guy in the south that always butters Noory up.

zeebo

Quote from: Morgus on February 11, 2017, 09:07:39 PM
... also the guy in the south that always butters Noory up.

Wasn't that the guy George tried to convince hallucinated meeting him at some conference?

Ciardelo

Quote from: loveslibraries on February 10, 2017, 04:04:30 AM
He runs that radio show Dark something or other and he has hosted Coast.  He is generally peaceful and quick paced.  I think he does well, although the nickname he calls his girlfriend seems kind of tough, but I can't remember what it is.
Jimmie who?

Quote from: Here We Go Again on February 10, 2017, 10:02:48 PM
Further, as much as we see George Noory with tall glasses of wine, ponder whether he is operating a motor vehicle afterwards. Odd how even the official "Coast" twitter feed posts those photos -- and in the made-up novel "Night Talk" the main character admits to drinking wine after the show.

Unless he has a driver, that well may be Driving While Intoxicated or Driving While Impaired and people have to question that for real. But we all know George Noory would never do that? As much as he claims to support law enforcement?
I stopped reading after the opening pages because I didn't want to read about drinking.
Someone in the chat asked George if drinking comes up in the novel after the beginning.
George's answer was that he wanted to provide a relaxed setting.  He insinuated alcohol did not come up after the beginning.
Is that correct?  Because it sounds like you found a different mention of drinking in the novel?

Quote from: ItsOver on February 10, 2017, 10:14:54 PM
Imagine what Jorch must be like having sex.  Sorry for that image.
Wham, bam, 3 more hours Ma'am...

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