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Quote from: Rix Gins on September 26, 2016, 06:23:43 PM
She did okay with her convention acceptance speech which ran over an hour.  I'm sure her 'support group' will have her coming out in fine shape.

Well until the balloon drop triggered that T.I.A.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeZQ5VROfBE

Quote from: chefist on September 26, 2016, 06:02:39 PM
LOLZ...Hillary's name misspelled on ticket! Sexists!

Mrs. Clinton doesn't have "Forgive and Forget" type of reputation.

Imagine the ass pranging the Ticket team is getting!

Quote from: rekcuf on September 26, 2016, 05:24:43 PM
How long will Hillary be able to remain conscious? 90 minutes straight and no breaks? She doesn't have the stamina.

Hopefully she can get thru this debate without filling her Depends like she did in this past December's debate. 
Her handlers had all that trouble getting her hosed off, changed and fresh as a daisy in time and she was rather late
getting back. 

Trump knows the score:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d3C3qrO_8Q

Quote from: Donald Noory on September 25, 2016, 12:24:14 PM
Trump wants to make sure his sons Douchebag von Fuckface and Thurston Douchebag the 3rd have enough money to live on when he croaks. So they can keep hunting big game in Africa.

Oh that's right.   They were shooting Triceratops  were they not?  There are so few left.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4Mi4ocyDw

Thanks Miku.   Guess that explains it.   Just seemed odd that it showed up on RT but nowhere else
at a national level.............   

So why do I have to go to Russia Today to discover that 5-9 people have been shot at or near
UI-Champaign?   

https://www.rt.com/usa/360541-illinois-university-campus-shooting/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=RSS

Nothing on CNN, MSNBC or Fox.     

Quote from: someguy on September 24, 2016, 01:32:21 PM
I'm sorry, did I trigger you?

That is a Macro Aggression.   


Go sit in the corner and look at the wall for 45 minutes in penance and no internet access for a week.

For Christ sakes.

These are frogs.  They are cartoons and puppets.  They are not Nazi's.  They are not real:



These are Nazi's.  They were real. They were bad news. They died along time ago.




Enough of the Frog bullshit..............

Quote from: weareharbinger on September 20, 2016, 07:12:11 AM
Progress cannot be halted.

So the U.K. is a veritable hotspot of Rim Job activity?    Who knew!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 19, 2016, 12:58:31 PM
So a morbidly obese, unattractive man with a snaggle tooth is too good for any woman who is not young (read in her teens) or rail thin? He brings nothing to the table, yet has demands. Amazing.

I guess the fair maidens of The Ukraine can rest easy as the big fellah's funds are so limited.  Otherwise, he might be on
the prowl in Kiev:

http://www.ukraina-brides.com/

QuoteHowya doing Olga? I'm The Guy from Pittsburgh [TM]  Marry me so you can mop up my hovel

Quote from: Philosopher on September 19, 2016, 08:55:17 PM
so, what was the biggest fuck-up in your life, and what did you do to fix it, if anything?

Mine?  10 years ago I met a beautiful woman and married her a month later.  Soon after, I discovered she was severely bipolar and borderline schizophrenic.  Completely barking mad.  I divorced her in under three months.  The whole episode cost me thousands of dollars and almost my sanity.

By the way, I bought her an $8000 engagement ring.

Jesus I was a fucking idiot.

You needed this Matrix baby.   Learn it.   Know it.  Live it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

But wait.   There is more [well maybe]

More pipe bombs found

Food, Clothing, Shelter, Youtube.    The big four pillars of survival.

Quote from: jaz on September 18, 2016, 07:01:03 PM
I wonder what he called the cat that took a swipe at his nut sack during coitus.

Ouchie Ouch

Quote from: rekcuf on September 18, 2016, 06:56:54 PM
The Master is very fond of John Wayne. A wonderful story.

I'm trying to figure out why The Duke was making a movie in Pittsburgh, PA?

He named a cat Squirt Squirt?

Quote from: trostol on September 18, 2016, 05:57:26 PM
is that the love boat captain?

Nah   

Quote from: albrecht on September 18, 2016, 06:04:46 PM
THIS is the headline in the Washington Post regarding the terrorist attacks in NYC, NJ, and Minn:"Mysterious Incidents?" I guess it is way to describe them but it leads me to believe that they know Muslims we're behind them all and hence the walking on egg-shell treatment that is it simply an incident of mystery.
"Three mysterious incidents in New York, New Jersey and Minnesota raise fears of terrorism"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/09/18/three-mysterious-incidents-in-new-york-new-jersey-and-minnesota-raise-fears-of-terrorism/?utm_term=.1ae16588e5f9

Minnesota was very mysterious
http://heavy.com/news/2016/09/dahir-adan-st-cloud-mall-suspect-isis-stabbing-shooting-minnesota/

Quote from: 21st Century Man on September 18, 2016, 05:49:39 PM
Love the Big Chicken!!!  One of Hawaii Five-O's best villains.

Ain't no big thing brudder



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIu4AjAXHj4

Quote from: onan on September 18, 2016, 10:31:51 AM
I don't know why you guys just don't come out and say it... Hillary did it.

Now that is just ridiculous.  No way Hillary would have the energy to pull something like
that off.  You have to design the device, gather materials, build it and then walk around
and deploy it on the sly.   Lots of ergs involved and she doesn't have the get up and
go - if she can make it from her sick bed to give a speech it's a big, exhausting day.

Quote from: astroguy on September 17, 2016, 07:03:58 PM
?

Exposing PseudoAstronomy

Quote from: astroguy on September 17, 2016, 07:02:00 PM
Hopefully.

Kind of like clubbing baby seals, is it not?

Quote from: Daggit on September 17, 2016, 05:51:32 PM
Drone when are you going to release the tape about the prison rape story? We know it's in the archive.

There are some questions that you really do not want to know the answer to.

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on September 16, 2016, 07:23:12 AM
If you head on over to The Love Boat, you should be OK. At least over there, they won't paint daisies on your coffin. I'm sure you could be the Captain in no time.

Welcome to BellGab, and post often. Keep an eye on the name though, the winds of change are blowing

Well color me impressed:

Hope you make it to sanctuary!

What kind of muddy stuff did I stumble onto here in this thread?

If the internet had a bunghole this would be it.

Quote from: Rix Gins on September 15, 2016, 09:52:09 PM
Welcome!  Have fun.

Thanks,  I intend to.  As long as that rat fink McGarrett ain't around


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CUm8ZNSfBM

One and all.   Be of good cheer because Big Chicken is here!