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Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 05, 2022, 06:41:57 PM

This piteous creature has not yet left this world. The Big Chicken tried to help him once with sound advice from the Apostle Paul. He cursed at me and at the Apostle Paul. Stated that we should go f*ck ourselves. He refused to accept his mortality. Does he not know that the third circle of hell awaits him?

Quote from: Lilith on August 05, 2022, 02:09:04 AMPastor Big Chicken is here.  My prayers to the Patron Saint of BellGab have been answered.

The Big Chicken is bursting with love of the Lord and of Bellgab.  Hark, Rejoice!

The dog diddlers are gonna burn in hellfire!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 17, 2021, 03:13:06 AM
People, what is it with these women who pluck ALL their eyebrow hair out (every last one) and then paint them on? Do they really think we don’t notice that’s not hair but paint? Can someone explain this disturbing trend to me?

The Big Chicken can not explain. The "Oral Sex Demon" is requiring more attention at the moment. We don't have any here in West Virginia
and that needs to change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeeH5pu93zw

Quote from: ItsOver on January 05, 2021, 12:00:39 PM
I’m in on the gold liberation.  I’m counting on Paladin to bring the Sherman.

Big Chicken here. Ready to roll.

The Horse Raper is gonna burn!

Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 06, 2020, 05:52:54 PM
https://youtu.be/PX4u9oZp_lc

Very sad. Fake Sgt. Slaughter moves in no way to demonstrate one's faith. For that you must take up the Asp!

Big Chicken's redemption started with that $1,000 vow of faith!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unhqk-sAtZ4

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 03, 2020, 11:17:58 PM
KJV is plenty salacious!  Check out Deuteronomy:

As when a man goeth into the wood with his neighbour to hew wood, and his hand fetcheth a stroke with the axe to cut down the tree, and the head slippeth from the helve, and lighteth upon his neighbour...

I believe I have seen that, um, film.

The Good Book can be difficult at times. It helps to have a trusted guide to help you with your interpretation. One of the very best is Brother Bob Tilton. His Sucess-N-Life was spiritual dynamite. He still lives and is awaiting your $1,000 vow. 



Pay no mind to White's blather..........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rBBRIVYsc

Prophet pate and Cherubim K_Dubb.


The Nails! The Nails! The Most Holy Nails!

We must obtain the Holy Nails and return them to New Jerusalem on the Ohio.  The bone in them! They have been in our Lord and Savior. Soon they shall be inside The Prophet!  Oh - Glory be!!!!!

QuoteNAILS controversially linked to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ have fragments of ancient bone and wood embedded in them, a bombshell new study has revealed.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/1672868/nails-crucify-jesus-fragments-bone/ 

The Big Chicken loves Bellgab!

Quote from: Gunner65 on September 30, 2020, 05:06:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sa979Gi2H4

Be True.  Fear not the spawn of Hell Dietrich. 

Pick up the Asp.



Rejoice in the protection that the Lord shall give you.

prophet pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,

The Nemocrancer Houge states that this will be the last election in the United States.  For once he is right...The theocracy of the Prophet pate shall rise and the prodigy of The Prophet shall inherit this land. 
Glory be! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWwdL9-Z8WQ

As for Nemocrancer Hogue and his ilk, Judas' Cradle has been forged anew.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 17, 2020, 09:36:41 PM
Haha yeah that's what I was thinking of!  Incidentally, Trumpet Man is marching on Bezos's house in Medina tonight -- "marching" in this case meaning a lot of speechifying, for which these people seem to have an insatiable appetite.  He says he has been speaking to a lot of right wingers and finds that they don't like a lot of the same people and predicts an anti-oligarch realignment that upends the current right/left paradigm.  Sounds like a fantasy but I saw doc post a Chomsky video earlier.  Strange stuff in the water these days.

Such alliances need to be formed in order to tear down existing institutions. For when the people are dirty, cold and hungry from swallowing only bitterness will they rally behind the Prophet pate.  Thus the hard theocratic state can rise in these United States under the watchful eye of the Lord. Not the gentle, lamb version but the wrathful, Elisha and the bears firebrand. 

Be true sinners as ye shall be put to the asp!

Quote from: DAVID RUBINI on August 27, 2020, 10:29:15 PM
6. Wang

Always ask Wang.  We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/505b9cc5-5031-49c0-8561-d84f8771cd53

Burn this thing!

Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 22, 2020, 06:48:30 PM
I NOW NEED A SHOWER

A hot one Brother Decon. Make it hot.

Prophet pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,

Have no fear, the Big Chicken has not been idle.  I have had the Cadillac fired up and have ranged far and wide across this great land, forgetting never the Will of the Prophet.

Prophet Incarnate, it is time to solicit your input regarding The Sacred One Thousand, the nubile Vestal Virgins that are pledged to serve you. Attached below find and artists depiction of a Virgin accepting the Brand of the Prophet with the Big Chicken preparing The Most Holy Brand with the Mighty Mudking looking on.



Is branding something that The Prophet would like to pursue? Obviously the Virgins do not care for it but as always the Big Chicken stands ready to impose your will My Holiness.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 22, 2020, 06:02:55 PM
It burns when she pees?

Like molten lava Brother Decon!  Like the fires of Vesuvius!!

BURN

Masks are useless. There will never be an effective vaccine. As dear Brother Copeland points out, the disease must be sent to the fire.
Hark! California already burns as does Ms. Wade. Burning with fire and fever. Glory be!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2s0nB2VPvs

Quote from: Ciardelo on August 09, 2020, 05:19:23 PM
So I ran across this:

1980 â€" According to sworn testimony given before a US Senate in later years, MKULTRA mind-control victim Cathy O’Brien claimed that she was programmed at Fort Campbell, Kentucky, in 1980 by Lt. Col. Michael Aquino of the US Army. She stated that Aquino used barbaric trauma techniques on both her daughter Kelly and herself that involved NASA technology. Cathy O’Brien claimed that she was a ‘presidential model’ Monarch sex slave, meaning that she was specially programmed to cater to the sexual perversions of the highest-ranking politicians in the USA. She stated that during her time as a sex slave (which started as a child), she serviced a number of well-known politicians, including both Bill and Hilary Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Pierre Trudeau, Brian Mulroney, George H.W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Governors Lamar Alexander and Richard Thornburgh, Bill Bennett, Senator Patrick Leahy, Senator Robert Byrd (who she says was her handler) and Arlen Spector. O’Brien eventually gave testimony before the US Senate regarding the events she was forced to go through, and although she named her perpetrators, not one of them dared to challenge her or accuse her of slander.

Hm

Not bad at all. Not Reagan material though. He was a movie star baby. Used to 9's and 10's. Now Spector, he'd romp all over it.

Prophet pate,

The Big Chicken has a confession to make.  Big Chicken made a post earlier this evening but deleted it as it could have been misconstrued as offensive.
May His Magnificence, pate the Great forgive me.   

Mister Senda has not passed yet?  Interesting.  The Big Chicken may stop by.

Quote from: DAVID RUBINI on August 04, 2020, 04:27:32 PM
1.3 MM
USD

*Must call within One Hour

I'm expecting your call MV.

Until then, FOREVER please get fucked. And die sooner than later.

Peace

#peaceandLOVE

May the Big Chicken have the 300 grand off the top if it ain't claimed?   

Quote from: ItsOver on August 02, 2020, 02:42:37 AM
https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/01/wilford-brimley-dead-dies-actor-quaker-oats-diabetes/

He will definitely be missed!

Quote from: chefist on August 01, 2020, 10:48:18 PM
This might be the most fucked up thread I've ever read... thanks

The Big Chicken has the Eldorado ready to go:


Destination: Souls Harbor Tabernacle join us in worship thread!  Glory be!

Don't forget your checkbook - Render unto pate, that which is pate's.  Don't end up on the board of humilation!

Quote from: chefist on August 01, 2020, 10:50:10 PM
I dated her, Chickie...made it out alive.

There was another. His crank was ripped off by the prototype. He cared not, just kept cooming from a hole. It is determined depravity like that which The Prophet Incarnate pate will stamp out!

The Prophet was on fire at the latest campaign rally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 01, 2020, 08:32:45 PM
lol, what movie is that?

Well it is not a movie of course. It is the future!  However, if it was a movie it would be called Grim Prairie Tales



Repent Coomer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prophet Incarnate pate,

Regarding Nehemiah Scudder.  As you intimated, some had predicted that he was to be the last President of the United States. Preparations were made for what should have been a Most Glorious Ascension!




In the end he failed.  He would not grasp the nettle and do that which is needed to be done!  When put to the Asp he failed the test at the last. 
A test that you as Prophet Incarnate shall pass with ease!  You shall be the final President.  Oh Glory Be!  The line of the Prophets shall rule forever more.