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Quote from: MAX on January 10, 2017, 07:35:01 PM

Hopefully by then he will change his shirt

And wash his hands.   

Quote from: brig on January 10, 2017, 07:29:54 PM
Thanks 

It's weird, cuz I'm actually upset, when I really shouldn't care at ALL.

Yeah Baby!   Big Chicken definitely can sympathize.


Flush.  The.  Bloat.

Quote from: brig on January 10, 2017, 07:14:12 PM
Somebody must have, surely he can't afford to buy this himself.  And whats worse, I just looked Apple TV up, and even though George says he doesn't have to hook it up to internet, it has an ethernet hookup, so he does.  It also looks like you have to purchase "viewing".  I don't suppose he was ever planning on letting his internet lapse, if he knew that apple TV package was on the way...


http://www.apple.com/apple-tv/specs/

Or the fact that you can get a Roku that handles many of the same functions for $30

Flush. The. Bloat.

Quote from: brig on January 10, 2017, 07:06:05 PM
I can't even believe it...
I never thought I'd say this, but I truthfully do not like George right now.

Big Chicken has reached the end of the Falkie Freeway at warp speed


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI

Quote from: bateman on January 10, 2017, 06:58:58 PM
Claims he was starving. Claims cats were starving. Has brand new Apple TV.

Right after receiving extra money from some dude on the internet.

Fuck this shit.

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on January 10, 2017, 06:56:08 PM

Some force in the Universe is pushing Big Chicken towards that next Signpost on the Falkie Freeway

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on January 10, 2017, 06:48:11 PM
wanna borrow my ice axe?

The Big Chicken is really kind of a nice guy.   Does his gig the best he can,  keeps his personage clean, takes care of his Little Hen and of course
his chicks.   But by God has he flown throw the steps here.   Humor, Pity, Disbelief, Contempt with outright Hatred at the sign post up ahead.

Jesus Christ.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2017, 06:45:07 PM

Great idea! People call in with their favourite simple and tasty/healthy meals that anyone can do?

Too much liability.   What if some poor bastard swallows a Chicken bone?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2017, 06:30:14 PM
Just to be sure here; did the fat fucking idle bastard 'buy' this with some of the $305 left from the $400 credit card he had to pay $95 to activate?

Or did someone really buy him this? Both of them should be set on fire if that is the case.


Anyone who gives him so much as a dime, should be thrown in a pool of acid.

Surely he didn't buy it?  It didn't even seem like he even knows what the device is even really capable of or even want to use it.
Didn't he mumble something along the lines of 'well if it has to connect to the router, I may just have to throw it on the pile of
other shit I don't use, until the Evil MV laptop situation is worked out'

It's fucking maddening.   

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2017, 05:59:38 PM
If I were medically qualified as a psychiatrist, I'd write a paper and use the pictures as a foreword.

His Id or Animus or whatever that shit is, is unbelievably fucked up. 

Day N: Hop on Youtube and beg for funds as grossly bloated internet bill is past due.  $85 WTF?  Big Chicken's is $34.  Is he running a frickin' Server
           Farm in there?

Day N + 1: Receive funds from a benefactor

Day N +2:  Hop on Youtube and showoff worthless silver crap you wasted income on, followed by a book you wasted money on when you can borrow
                 books from the Library for free.   

It's unreal ain't it?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2017, 05:31:21 PM
Then if he was physically able to turn right round and to do what dogs do, his tooth wouldn't have infected?

Could be baby, could be.   Where is that Dr. MD dude?  Perhaps we need a medical man's take on this.

I would place the root cause of the tooth infection on festering Turkey Kielbasa but I ain't no DDS

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on January 10, 2017, 05:24:09 PM
he chews his finger nails and surrounding cuticles. they are scabbed and prone to infection.

Nah.   The layer of encrusted fecal matter provides a seal and wards against infection.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on January 10, 2017, 04:26:45 PM
Oh my fucking God! Butter my arse and call me Enid, will you take a look at Senda's fingernails! His FINGERNAILS!!! SENDA'S FUCKING FINGERNAILS!!!!!! I can smell the horror from here!!!!!!!!

No wonder he's always complaining about being sick. Every time he eats with his fingers he's swallowing around three pounds of concentrated arse. What a degenerate scumbag.

Whoa baby!  Right before Big Chicken's supper time too............

Perhaps his next unboxing will be for one of these Kingsley Wood Nail Brush

If someone broke down and sent him one, would he use it?   Or would he rant and rave and demand a gift certificate to a Nail Salon where some
poor Southeast Asian lady would have to deal with it?

Quote from: Chefist on January 09, 2017, 07:08:31 PM
I don't know much about 4 chan...visited a few times...I guess they have a group of regulars just like any forum...though 4 chan is infamous in the "dark web" community...they have Guccifer, we have Falkie.

and that is the great equalizer Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Chefist on January 09, 2017, 06:48:34 PM
The Legion Attacks!

How does Bellgab react?    I don't hang around here enough to know the drill.   Does Bellgab take the tact of "Hey they can't do that to our boob - only we can do that to our boob!"   Or is it just a gang bang, baby!?!  You know as in "All aboard!!!!!!!!!!"

Whoa Baby!    Big Chicken swings by to see what's shaking and the googler knows right where he's at!

Quote from: Chefist on January 07, 2017, 09:30:54 PM
Another leak from Patty on the Dark Web...HUGE REVELATIONS!

Apparently George cheated on Kathy with Patty AND Patty's ex-husband. If that wasn't enough, George also likes to cross dress when he has sex. it is clear that Kathy did not approve and found this behavior abhorrent.

Whoa Baby, Whoa!    The Big Guy was laying some pipe into Mr. Ratty Patty?  As the World Turns doesn't have more plot turns than this joint!

Quote from: Chefist on January 07, 2017, 08:39:54 PM
Just in from the Dark Web...George has fallen to new lows as he is now offering his services as a male sex provider...

Batter up!!!!!!!

Quote from: Penis Waving Retard on October 15, 2016, 07:12:01 AM
*schhhwinggg*  I would titty-fuck Senda for a Jackson and decorate his face afterwards.  He looks like he has a fairly decent set of C-cups working under those crusty shirts he's sporting in the videos.

Quote from: Daniel EndofDaysRadio on January 06, 2017, 12:04:57 AM
Just curious,

Do you believe that the world is controlled by an Illuminati?

Do you believe in Demons or Angels?

How about Reptilians?

What about organized pedophilia by the worlds elites?

I just want to know, it seems there is a big mix among Art Bell fans. Some believe in everything while some believe in nothing, not even a spirit or afterlife.

Please answer honestly.

Q: Do you believe that the world is controlled by an Illuminati?
A: No and Yes.  No, Big Chicken does not think that there has been an organization lurking in the background for centuries with a goal of world
    domination.  However there is no doubt that an infinitesimally small portion of the world population runs things.  Take a look at the Board
    of Directors for the large Corporations.  Looking at Exxon I see a former CEO of IBM or looking at Ford I see politico Jon Huntsman.  Gatherings
    such as Bilderberg and Bohemian Grove are very real but it seems unclear if anything truly nefarious results from them

Q: Do you believe in Demons or Angels?
A: Absolutely but I also believe that they take scarce interest in the affairs of humans

Q: How about Reptilians?
A: It is a big universe out there.  It seems reasonable to believe that somewhere there are intelligent beings in a reptoid form.
    I don't believe in the Dave Icke stuff where Al Gore Jr. is an alien lizard

Q: What about organized pedophilia by the worlds elites
A: There are sicko's everywhere.  I would imagine being an 'elite' would not exempt you from this affliction but I would have to believe it
    is a very small percentage involved. Unfortunately any that fall into this category would have the resources  to avoid detection and
    prosecution. 

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 06, 2017, 10:12:06 AM
Do you recall a few weeks ago, and subsequently, I and one or two others suggested you and Mike with a Y try to grow up?

Do either of you understand the best broadcasters have a degree of anonymity about them? Their private lives are generally private. They don't trot out every little spat, tiff, affair and other bollox going on in their largely uninteresting life.
So you and Mike with a Y got suckered in by an experienced older woman; no big surprises there! You're both little boys, and she can blow you both out in bubbles. You're a pair of toys for her, it boosts her fragile ego. Which straight middle aged woman doesn't like to be admired by younger men? 

But a bit of friendly advice; get a girl your own age or slightly older, if that's what you're into. This thread really has turned into Falkie V 2.0 . Lesson learned.

Solid advice there.   Although Big Chicken is a proponent of the age old formula that the optimal female companion for a gentleman is
half his age plus 7 years.   

Quote from: Uncle Duke on December 17, 2016, 11:59:29 AM
And how about Pastor Butch and the guy getting oral from the demon?  Somehow I think that Hybrid kid in Canada is in your corner as well.

Well of course I wish a hearty Merry Christmas and blessed New Year to Pastor Butch Paugh of Nettie, West Virginia!


I do worry about the SuccubusXXX but it seems as if he has turned the corner and is headed to a better place.  As for Kevin, while Big Chicken has knowledge of dark forces he is ill informed on the field of Psychiatry but would recommend up to 30mg of Haldol per day.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on December 17, 2016, 12:31:48 PM
You forgot Meaticus Pius.

Merry Christmas, shove your holidays up your hiney-hole.

Indeed I did and now doesn't Big Chicken feel like a lout. 

Here is hoping that you, Mrs. Meatie and all the little cutlets have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year out there on the coast!   

To make up for the initial oversight here is Mele Kalikimaka for my favorite Trump thread antagonist.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI

With Yuletide fast approaching, Big Chicken just wanted to wish a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to his homies.


Tokura-San, Hilo Hattie, Mister Frog, Victor Reese, Tot Kee and Missy, Skinhead, Hookman, the Vashons:  Son, Father and the Patriarch and of course the indomitable Wo Fat.   

Quote from: Juan on December 16, 2016, 04:32:51 AM
Cattle futures

There's always Pastor Butch.

Indeed, although Butch has been a little bummed out lately. 

Oh and remember Big Chicken's warning about the fingering.  You must ward the nether regions at all cost!

If the entity penetrates there you are lost.  Oh you might have 3rd eye enlightenment for a time with the ability to see what others can not.  This is true but it will accelerate your descent into darkness.

You will be alone, living in a hutch, covered in baby powder and eating frozen enchiladas and turkey kielbasa awaiting your demise.

Quote from: SuccubusXXX on December 15, 2016, 03:59:58 PM
Bad news its still around. Scratched me again. BUT I have ammunition and I'm nt afraid. GOD. JESUS and the most powerfull weapon of all!! THE BIBLE! you should see/feel how these creatures RUN!! When you mention JESUS! There fight is futile the outcome predictable. I will not give in!

Remember that Pastor Butch is in there swinging - pick up your sword and shield and get on that battlefield

Quote from: SuccubusXXX on December 14, 2016, 08:54:29 PM
Getting things under control. Rest assured I am not and wasn't trolling had a demon problem that appears to be gone! Fingers crossed. I got the help I needed thank you big chicken! If not for u I would still be in a very bad spot. This site is something else.. doubt I will be back. Funny thing about this site. The members calling other members with actuel content reguarding the topic get called (trolls) the kicker is.. the people accusing others of trolling are the ones trolling LOL reminds me of the MSM the MSM has said there is a problem with fake news and they are the ones reporting fake news LOL

You are welcome lad.   

Thanks YP & RS.  I did not notice the angle of the dangle of the "little chipolata"     Now it is seared into my optic nerve.   

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on December 14, 2016, 03:12:56 PM
A few screen shots. There was also a bunch of shots posted from Bellgab earlier but I can not find them right now.

Ok - I can think of many scenarios as to why a chap would be photographed with a 5 Gallon pail and barefooted. 

However the intersection of those two  with what is presumably a bus stop bench is a real head scratcher.

Any further clarity on this would be appreciated.

Jeepers Creepers - a search of George Noory court records in Missouri yields like 4 pages of results!   

Big Chicken was in a good mood after helping the lad in the Succubus thread but now is feeling kind of blue after these results.

I mean I assume that C2C George Noory isn't involved in *all* of  this muck.