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Quote from: gnooryblows on January 02, 2018, 09:57:21 PM
i went and spent like 200 dollars on scratch tickets last nite too lmfao

i was like "i have psychic powers, therefore i will pick the winners and become rich" and i spent 200 dollars doing it but didn't win. lmfao do you think im delusional or something bro? some people have told me that i am delusional.

i went and spent like 200 dollars on scratch tickets last nite too lmfao

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:54:55 PM

https://youtu.be/q9yAfQ3CTnc

lol yeah it won't make any difference nothing ever does

my entire downstairs is just full of trashfurniture that im supposed to be cataloguing and inventorying and posting various places, sending to various people and trying to get sold but i have't done shit.

dude i gotta do work or whatever. i've been sitting on this website for like 2 days straight just not doing shit.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:50:37 PM
I was killed in Afghanistan.

prob a drone strike. thanks obama.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:47:41 PM
1996!


https://youtu.be/grsQoCxQDV4

holy fuck dude why do you know all of this good music? i've never heard of these guys either but they're fucking awesome too omfg.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:46:44 PM
I'm glad you like it,.

lol why did your sister move to alaska though. that doesn't make any sense. why would anyone do that?

Quote from: gnooryblows on January 02, 2018, 09:45:41 PM
jesus christ i've never done a twosome or anything.

i think i would be really freaked out lol. i get freaked out around just one woman sometimes.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:44:28 PM
They had me put it in one of them while the other licked my balls and licked the other one clean! Man that was a GOOD night!

jesus christ i've never done a twosome or anything.

wow this one is powerful stuff IMO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzJFv5X42KQ

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:43:25 PM
They all like the cock. I've slept with a couple of lesbo's as their toy before.


https://youtu.be/fJwE8edYEyw

yeah there's no such thing as real lesbians except for the really ugly ones, but those don't even count cuz are really ugly people even human??

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:41:52 PM
I know! But I've already conquered the life everlasting and many straight chicks galore! I want to see my DNA overcome their Rhe-Tahhd-ness!

lesbians are just women who developed some kind of irrational penis-phobia. it's a social duty to cure them because deep down they are suffering without the love of a man. they need penises within them. it's tough with women cuz they don't know what's best for themselves. they don't know what they really want or what is good for them. so that's what's going on with lesbians. they need to be treated like a mental illness. they need someone to come along and cure them.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:37:10 PM
I will make ONE LESBIAN my side-chick! THIS I DECREE!!! Star-bursts of cum and worship! Carry my baby warrior whore! Nurture my PIG!

lesbians are mentally ill and you are their freud.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:35:30 PM
My sister is pretty hardcore though. She lives in Alaska for fucks sake.

why are you an eskimo?

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:31:05 PM
Yeah, my sister got into it, it's pretty dorky.

i AM dorky lol. everyone knows that im a huge faggot.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:27:32 PM
I could do it if I wanted. It isn't a regular occurrance though.

lol when i was a little kid i always heard people talk about suck "getting your dick sucked" and saying it was so awesome and stuff so i didn't know what that was, so i just assumed people literally sucked on it and it felt good. so one day i put it in a vacuum cleaner hose attachment lmfao it hurt like fuck it was so fucking bad dude.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:26:01 PM
They were probably the best of the "New Wave" bands.

dude i love that stuff, i listen to depeche mode and new order and whatnot but i've never heard of these guys. damn this tune is fucking great lol. it's like new wave without that soulless blue annoying vibe so much of it has.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeHv7PQz9r4

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:22:17 PM
anyway, this is the better nine inch nails song:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2EUUF47Ms

i mean yeah that song is ok too i guess. you know, i guess.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:24:06 PM
You really cant take that thing anywhere near a fan blade, can you?

not for nothing but is standing your vagina in front of a fan blade like a regular occurrence or passtime for you or something?

thanks swishy for telling me about these guys.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:20:30 PM
I'm just glad I don't have a penis.

are you really glad? it seems like the better end of the deal biologically at least. like not having to get preggos. but i don't think anyone can deny you get the better end socially. after all you already told me you expect bags of money frome me lol.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:19:34 PM
lol

JESUS CHRIST NOW THIS ONE IS FUCKING AWESOME

omfg how can you like that stupid "dear god" one but not this one?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhHgdqETD0

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:18:42 PM
You people are weird. Also you might want to keep socks around.

just one? lmfao what do you think we're amateurs?

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:16:56 PM
Shut up and listen to the music. I'm glad you liked that song.

i DID listen to the one you said lol it wasn't good, i want my 4 minutes back

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 02, 2018, 09:07:25 PM
XTC sucks except for 'Dear God'.

ok well i just listened to "dear god" and so far this is the worst song by them that i've heard of the three. it sort of blows. it's not that bad, but it's just OK at best. so you have bad taste. no offense, i'm just sayin'. maybe you should just watch hallmark and lifetime channel and listen to top 40 you know? isn't that what womans do?

im content just to be one of your harem-ho's swishy. i'll share you with her once she wakes up and realizes you are her soulmate.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 09:12:55 PM
She will carry our seed. We will die fighting as lovers!


https://youtu.be/BnGGkluWtrE

i don't want her carrying my seed lol. you have at it. she said i was a 6/10 so that makes her unworthy in my eyes.

all of this shit is getting downloaded.

yeah that shit is awesome lol. i know what you mean when you say "you just heard god" like that is like the "godly" sound or frequency or some crazy metaphysical shit.