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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM


yoursongs

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 05, 2018, 01:57:27 PM
An hour.  Every additional hr is also 10 cents.  If you last 12 hours with Lasha, she pays you $5 though the bordello wants 20% of your earnings so you net $4.

So what you're telling me is: "this is a no-lose situation"?



Quote from: yoursongs on June 05, 2018, 02:00:44 PM
So what you're telling me is: "this is a no-lose situation"?

Well, you could very well lose your sex drive for the rest of your life.  Otherwise, yes. ;)

bellNwhistle

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 05, 2018, 01:58:57 PM
Plausible deniability?

She’s scared, perhaps. She’s said a lot of stupid shit online, like talking about posting Keith’s info.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Pizzapunch on June 05, 2018, 01:57:11 PM
Good luck. Her fans couldn't even afford to send horse shit in the mail yesterday. Maybe there will be a gofundme for horseshit postage as well

Sending horseshit is bullshit.

SergeantMajor

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 05, 2018, 01:58:57 PM
Plausible deniability?

Once a friend?  Did they have a falling out?

Juan

Quote from: bellNwhistle on June 05, 2018, 01:57:49 PM
Lmfao
Art promised to keep in touch from the other side. He didn’t say how.
Continuing to screw with Heather?

teknoslag

Quote from: Pizzapunch on June 05, 2018, 01:57:11 PM
Good luck. Her fans couldn't even afford to send horse shit in the mail yesterday. Maybe there will be a gofundme for horseshit postage as well

$25,000.

If she got each of her listeners to send her $1, based on their own listening numbers she'd still need 24,137 more listeners.

69CheckMate

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 05, 2018, 01:58:57 PM
Plausible deniability?

Sez she that tosses the shit stirring stick aside.....

GravitySucks

Quote from: 69CheckMate on June 05, 2018, 02:09:51 PM
Sez she that tosses the shit stirring stick aside.....

No shit.

Maybe Eagle woke up out of her coma.

69CheckMate

Quote from: yoursongs on June 05, 2018, 02:00:44 PM
So what you're telling me is: "this is a no-lose situation"?

If you can survive being smothered in a sea of flesh....

yoursongs

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 05, 2018, 02:04:04 PM
Well, you could very well lose your sex drive for the rest of your life.  Otherwise, yes. ;)

It might be worth it to get paid every 12 hours, and be in hog-heaven.  Just the thought of it....well....you know

69CheckMate

Quote from: Juan on June 05, 2018, 02:07:04 PM
Art promised to keep in touch from the other side. He didn’t say how.
Continuing to screw with Heather?

FIFY

Quote from: Bart Ell on June 05, 2018, 11:42:57 AM
She can fight for the name all she wants, she has a non-compete in her contract with Keith.
Keith was willing to wave it if she just used a different name.
She knows it and she said as much on that crazy Joe show.

And why spend all that effort building good will for your site? When a new listener Google's mitd, Keith's site will be the one they'll find.

yoursongs

Quote from: aldousburbank on June 05, 2018, 02:05:12 PM
Sending horseshit is bullshit.

So is sending bullshit, horseshit?

ItsOver

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 05, 2018, 11:32:25 AM
Then why does BartEll have the keys to the website?
Like, hey, man, don't question artbelllegacy.com

yoursongs

Roller Derby Queen (Inspired by Lasha....Slosha....heaven at 10 cents an hour)
Jim Croce

Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers
The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round)
The meanest hunk o' woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
She is a five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
The fans called her "Tuffy"
But all her buddies called her "Spike"
The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round)
The meanest hunk o' woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round
Well I could not help it but to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of
Things looked kind of bad
Until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She's my big blonde bomber
My heavy handed Hackensack mama
The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round)
The meanest hunk o' woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round

timebandit

I remember when plain old shit was a mouth full

ItsOver

Quote from: helloidistance on June 05, 2018, 11:08:35 AM
Wow this is a shit show. Now Heather is getting a lawyer to attempt to keep the name lol? Wonderful reading, can't wait to see what happens next.

popple

How did they come up with the $25,000 price point for legal fees? Well, it shouldn't be hard to reach since she has millions of listeners from pole to freezing pole ;)

ItsOver

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 05, 2018, 12:40:02 PM
Mike from Montana. And his wife. Go figure.
Do they pee cows up there?


Juan

$25,000 for a fight over a podcast name.

popple

Quote from: Juan on June 05, 2018, 02:30:16 PM
$25,000 for a fight over a podcast name.

"MITD" is the only show she knows, and the only show she was taught to do.



GravitySucks

Quote from: popple on June 05, 2018, 02:33:36 PM
"MITD" is the only show she knows, and the only show she was taught to do.

She would have to buy new 3x5 cards.

jstrummer78

Quote from: Richard Groyper on June 05, 2018, 11:24:59 AM
have you seen what Art looked like? dude looked like a soup sandwich. god level poon hound tho. things don't always make sense.
I don't get it either. He(r) Adam's apple is bigger than mine. I remember "Mike from Montana". There was also a "Dave or Dale from Austin or something...   My main complaint was the entitled attitude. If H did any show prep, it wasn't obvious. Lack of skills as a communicator could have been attenuated by preparation and presentation. H's comments on the news of the day were nauseatingly vapid. I endured, hoping improvements would ensue. I sent her a Tweet with a few very politely worded observations/suggestions, and was promptly blocked. I have gotten over it...

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on June 05, 2018, 12:51:06 PM
Correct.  See, he handpicked her to be the official heir to his legacy - he handed her the keys to the kingdom!  This is metaphysical stuff man, and appeals to a higher law, regardless of whether there's like supporting legal documents n' stuff.

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