Art Bell

[PB the Deplorable]

I could see that, Art announcing from now on he's posting comments only on his new FaceBook account.

[AppealPlay]

You should have no fear of this, I haven't had a real name or location on facebook in 7 years.

Seriously.  My Facebook persona has two first names and lives in Ohio.

[WhiteCrow]

After being ostracized last evening from a tequila laden sewing bee and in tears of rejected remorse, I had a tumultuous night, tossing and turning to the wee hours of the morn.  As dawn rose, so did the fore site of a possibility borne of Art's new Facebook face.  Could it be that MV will shutter Bellgab and force the remaining Time Travelers to lite on Facebook?  This would mean that the almost instantaneous posting would be performed on Facebook.  All the vaguely loveable would be required to conform to the norms of Facebook.  No more Whitecrow.  No more Bad Grandma.  No more. . .

FacePals and Twurping are tools of the social overloads to brainwash the unwashed masses. Even though I don't participate, their revolutionary communication  devices have changed my life. Instead of bending over at waist to pick up items from the floor, now I squat to keep iPhone from falling out of top shirt pocket.

Love Art Bell   Praise MV

[Autistic Star Children]

I know some were upset by Art's cryptic messages, but it has made for one of the most entertaining weekends here on BG in a long time!

still would like to know how MV fits in all of this, or did I miss the boat entirely?

[phrodo]

still would like to know how MV fits in all of this, or did I miss the boat entirely?

I'm fairly certain that Art's post that MV wouldn't let him spill the beans yet was made with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek.

[chefist]

still would like to know how MV fits in all of this, or did I miss the boat entirely?

Usually there isn't much to look forward to on Mondays. There is tomorrow!

[TigerLily]

I was just sharing one of my worst nightmares short of Art retiring.  ... Coast has a model like that.  They post on Facebook, it spun off that. 

Ok. Feeling calmer now. Was on the verge of having to ask if I could borrow your security blankie

[BellBoy]

I could see that, Art announcing from now on he's posting comments only on his new FaceBook account.

(Redacted) hasn't posted here in weeks. Subtle disassociation... or new company policy, perhaps?



(And how soon they forget the 'little people' they've left behind.)  

[coaster]

If I were art, I'd only post on the new facebook account, and make his original facebook private. I am friends with him on fb, and its just weird watching people take his pictures to post them on various fan pages. Creepy. He needs to keep a fb for just his family and close friends. Or just delete it altogether, because fb is garbage anyway.

[Surmo]

(Redacted) hasn't posted here in weeks. Subtle disassociation... or new company policy, perhaps?

(And how soon they forget the 'little people' they've left behind.)  

Redacted is just being wise.  When you are behind the curtain, it is hard to post and not go down
the slippery slope of inappropriate disclosure.

Plus, she has a full-time job.

[Faustina]

I hope Art makes his announcement at the start of the show instead of going all in at the end (like on the SiriusXM show).

Couldn't agree more.  After leaving us in a suspense laden purgatory all weekend, the very least he could do is put us out of our misery at the beginning of the show.

[ItsOver]

You should have no fear of this, I haven't had a real name or location on facebook in 7 years.

Just what the Hell is Facebook?  Some kind of porn site?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Just what the Hell is Facebook?  Some kind of porn site?

Hmm might be, unintentionally.

[AppealPlay]

[starrmtn001]

Bellboy, you bastard! You've disrupted her bi-monthly rotation!

Not a problem Vash.  I traded my monthly cycle in on a Harley.  I'm good to go.

[starrmtn001]

Upon reading the slanderous "old age" remarks about me from BellBoy, and our naughtiest BellGabbler, SredniVashtar, I have this to say:

BellBoy, shame on you!

SredniVashtar.   Here we have the licentious SredniVashtar!  To take the sensational wit of SredniVashtar seriously is to invite a brilliant but devastation barrage of synaptic genius. 
But be warned Vash.  You are not the only one who can navigate deep waters.

[WOTR]

Seriously.  My Facebook persona has two first names and lives in Ohio.

I don't believe that mine has any location at all... And I would have to dig up my login credentials.

That being said, it is interesting to watch people melt down and get worked up.  I think I will avoid wasting my time by trying to guess or really care.  Monday will get here exactly on time and we will know.  Until then?  I will continue to believe that Art will be handing the show over to Noory- He "gets it."   

[SredniVashtar]

But be warned Vash.  You are not the only one who can navigate deep waters.

Oh, all those wrinkles are due to water immersion? Now it all makes sense.

[starrmtn001]

Oh, all those wrinkles are due to water immersion? Now it all makes sense.

Which may also explain the dark circles under your eyes.  Unless, of course, those are black eyes you received when BellBoy threw you under the short bus.

[kennedymaure]

Seriously.  My Facebook persona has two first names and lives in Ohio.

So does mine. Ohio is a great place to hide.

[SredniVashtar]

Which may also explain the dark circles under your eyes.  Unless, of course, those are black eyes you received when BellBoy threw you under the short bus.

No, the dark circles are a result of the excessive masturbation that occurs when I read my own posts. And the creature known as BellBoy will be attended to in due course.

[kennedymaure]

Just what the Hell is Facebook?  Some kind of porn site?

I see a lot of fear porn on it, yes.

[boxman]

You should have no fear of this, I haven't had a real name or location on facebook in 7 years.

Thanks to facebook tracking everything, they will easily know your name and all kinds of personal information still.
And if you use a smartphone then it will most likely even send your location directly to their servers.

[starrmtn001]

No, the dark circles are a result of the excessive masturbation that occurs when I read my own posts. And the creature known as BellBoy will be attended to in due course.

Very well.  I'll leave you to attend to your needs, and BellBoy to his . . . such as they are.

[BellBoy]

Upon reading the slanderous "old age" remarks about me from BellBoy, and our naughtiest BellGabbler, SredniVashtar, I have this to say:

BellBoy, shame on you!

SredniVashtar.   Here we have the licentious SredniVashtar!  To take the sensational wit of SredniVashtar seriously is to invite a brilliant but devastation barrage of synaptic genius. 
But be warned Vash.  You are not the only one who can navigate deep waters.

So, what you're saying is that while you resoundingly deny the allegations of your advancing, age related, mental infirmity, our arguments as to your personal (lack of) hygiene are "spot-on".

[starrmtn001]

So, what you're saying is that while you resoundingly deny the allegations of your advancing mental infirmity, our arguments as to your personal (lack of) hygiene are "spot-on".

Good one BellBoy.  False innuendo always works on me . . . not.

[kennedymaure]

Thanks to facebook tracking everything, they will easily know your name and all kinds of personal information still.
And if you use a smartphone then it will most likely even send your location directly to their servers.

It really doesn't matter, I do report all my income. There's just some trouble in life that is not worth having.

[starrmtn001]

Damn.  I am participating in the derailment of Art's Thread.  

I shall cease replying to any further slanderous incendiary remarks, even though in jest, about my character or person on this thread.

[ItsOver]

So does mine. Ohio is a great place to hide.

Interesting.  That's where I'm hiding at the moment.  Beautiful weather.  Go Buckeyes, and please figure out who your quarterback is, Urban.

[SredniVashtar]

Good one BellBoy.  False innuendo always works on me . . . not.

I think, in extenuation of BellBoy's shameful remarks, he was suggesting that you are unable to stir a step undiapered. Otherwise you are in danger of precipitating what gerontologists describe as 'the chocolate fountain'.

Naturally, I find this sort of thing deplorable, but totally expected from the sort of gutter sweepings you get in here.