George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

WTF is moldy cow talking about here?  I didnt take her for a hippy but this sounds like some sort of acid flashback... schtrange!

[SomeVelvetMorning]

What happened to Linda's tape recorder tonight?  With her talking interactively, Georgie is not able to go on his normal 30 minute pizza roll breaks.

[Immy]

Ugh...what is she blathering on about?? Sparkler-like flowers? Luminous crosses? Stories of "high" strangeness indeed.

[Roy Hinkley]

WTF is moldy cow talking about here?  I didnt take her for a hippy but this sounds like some sort of acid flashback... schtrange!

Linda Moulting Cow is a bit schtrange tonight, even for her.  But hey, she has seen the light, so good for her.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

WTF is moldy cow talking about here?  I didnt take her for a hippy but this sounds like some sort of acid flashback... schtrange!

Something tells me it was like one of those aboriginal rituals where they go into the wilderness and starve themselves until they have a vision.  She was climbing a mountain three times a day and probably starving herself to get in shape for her pageants.  It wouldn't be surprising if she had a hallucination.  Maybe she even ate some strange mountain berries.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Something tells me it was like one of those aboriginal rituals where they go into the wilderness and starve themselves until they have a vision.  She was climbing a mountain three times a day and probably starving herself to get in shape for her pageants.  It wouldn't be surprising if she had a hallucination.  Maybe she even ate some strange mountain berries.

Also, if she had ever used any hallucinogenic drugs, they are fat soluble and stored in body fat.  So her several days of strenuous exercise might have released them into her bloodstream without her associating her experience to any potential earlier drug use (I'm careful not to accuse her of drug use, just saying it's possible).

[herbalizer]

Hey guys, just wanted to pop in and ask if anyone knows if George or any of his guests visit this site? Read what people say about them? They must google their own names and (hopefully) see this site. I'm stoned out of my mind right now and concerned George might be monitoring me. Or Linda.

[Étouffée]

I have listened to LMH since the times of Art Bell and I have to say I have never heard her like this; unguarded, open, and very personal.  It would be great to sit around a campfire (or a nice fire pit with cocktail service) trading stories with Linda.

She is not a young babe now, but you have seen the pictures...she was gorgeous, and you hear that in her voice still.

[ziznak]

Hey guys, just wanted to pop in and ask if anyone knows if George or any of his guests visit this site? Read what people say about them? They must google their own names and (hopefully) see this site. I'm stoned out of my mind right now and concerned George might be monitoring me. Or Linda.

That's why we are here. 
"to give them the information"

that they SUCK


Holy shit we have a live one here!! Caller Marie is tripping her ass off!!

[herbalizer]

I reluctantly used Tune-In to listen to George, something I haven't done in a long time. Not sure what to expect. Some guy on right now saying he felt a vibration in his body. I always listen to classic Art Bell and feel like I'm...oh my God, George said everyone is weird lately.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I have listened to LMH since the times of Art Bell and I have to say I have never heard her like this; unguarded, open, and very personal.  It would be great to sit around a campfire (or a nice fire pit with cocktail service) trading stories with Linda.

She is not a young babe now, but you have seen the pictures...she was gorgeous, and you hear that in her voice still.

I always liked the way LMH reports exactly what she is told and formulates her follow up questions based on exactly the information she was given in previous answers.  You could argue that she only takes one side of a story, but it is refreshing to have a Coast to Coast regular who doesn't make @#!& up, and who doesn't just take a headline or soundbite and report it completely out of context.  She addressed that tonight by saying she learned not to bias any of her reporting with her own beliefs.  Unlike George, in her case it is the truth.

edit:  sorry if my posts are hard to follow.  My grammar doesn't seem very good tonight.

[herbalizer]

Also, whoever made that comment about George not being able to go on his thirty minute pizza-roll break tonight, bravo. Just...bravo.

[popple]

Maybe the real Linda is up in space and this is a Linda-bot. Or worse, a Linda-Hybrid!

[jinwicked]

George Knapp usually mentions the music played, as well.  Yes, just go to the C2C site and they have a list of the music played.  Of course, you'll have to suffer through looking at George "Mr. Potato Head" Noory.

"I don't believe in coincidences." - George Noory

It has been a really long and exhausting week, I have been drinking, and I am trying to wind down to sleep.

I saw Potato Head and immediately heard Norry's stupid voice in my mind, and fucking lost my shit at this. Thanks. 

[ziznak]

Did he say "bond-fire?" when he did the story about some baby that got burned alive... ya know... regular George worthy news.

[PB the Deplorable]

I guess you could classify it as a hiatus. After the last one, I got the feeling there wasn't much interest  anymore, maybe even jumped the shark...

Not at all, I thought the Word of the Day was great

[valdez]

All I know is if I'm told one more time that 'breaking up is hard to do' I'm going to lose it.... 

...you hear that in her voice still.

...I have been drinking...

....I feel like Noory was given the keys to a beautiful car, and it came back crashed...

     Earlier this week George said he was reading a book on Cuba, which explains how he was able to engage Richard Belzer in something resembling conversation when the subject (Cuba/JFK/et al) came up.  I think that's the only time I've heard him say he was reading something.  That creature that Steven Greer is parading around is freaky.  Kudos to LMH for not getting all excited about it just yet.  She's also going to that Citizen's Hearing on Disclosure in D.C., and if George was any sort of truthseeker worth a half a cheese sandwhich he'd get his ancestry dot com bullshit butt over there too and pretend like he almost cares about any of this crap.  Ed Dames said he was "walking the edge," and if the world don't begin to end this winter, like he says it is, he's gonna fall off that edge into obscurity.  I finally was compelled to find out just who in God's name sings that horrifying version of MacArthur Park (should a guy be singing that?  Donna Summer, you rocked) and it turns out to be Richard Harris.  I use to think he was cool.  Maybe I still do.

[ItsOver]

Beautiful work on the Potato Head Snoory ItsOver!!

It has been a really long and exhausting week, I have been drinking, and I am trying to wind down to sleep.

I saw Potato Head and immediately heard Norry's stupid voice in my mind, and fucking lost my shit at this. Thanks. 

Roy, Beeleef it or not, I didn't photoshop or modify the Mr. Potato Head in anyway to resemble The Nooron.  It's straight from the web:


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100310003229/pixar/images/7/7a/Mrpotatohead1.jpg


I wonder if Disney/Pixar modeled their Mr. Potato Head from Noory.  I can see a bunch of Pixar folks setting around "storyboarding" "Toy Story 3" and going "who in real-life is like Mr. Potato Head?  I know, I know!!!..."  The resemblance is pretty funny.


You're welcome, Jinwicked.  At least "Mr. Potato Head Noory" is good for something. 

[VtaGeezer]

Why do guests always tell George he is asking good questions when he is asking stupid questions?

It's not just with Noory. Its become a worn-out and ubiquitous standard response in virtually all TV/radio interviews of late..."Why (fill in interviewer's name), that's an excellent question".
99% of the times its uttered is transparently patronizing BS.

[Tinfoil Hat]

I just listened to the show with Richard Belzer and while it got better towards the end, good ol' George just couldn't keep from interrupting him constantly. Cripes, with a guest that good they should just turn the whole show over to Belzer and give George the night off.

[ItsOver]

I just listened to the show with Richard Belzer and while it got better towards the end, good ol' George just couldn't keep from interrupting him constantly. Cripes, with a guest that good they should just turn the whole show over to Belzer and give George the night off.

Excellent idea.  Just give Jorch EVERY night off and turn it over to a guest.  We'd sure notice and appreciate it and I wonder if PremRat would even notice.  Jorch is a classic case of negative value-added.  Noory can spend the time filming episodes of his make-believe TV show, terrorizing some paranormal/freak-show conference, or doing Elvis impersonation concerts for his half a dozen fans.

[Morgus]

Last night Linda Howe told about her entering beauty contests ending in her winning the Miss Idaho title and competing in the 1963 Miss America Pageant, in order to win scholarships to pay for college education.

From her wikipedia page:
She was born as Linda Moulton in Boise, Idaho.[6] Howe entered the 1963 Miss Boise pageant for college scholarships and went on to win the 1963 Miss Idaho crown[6] and scholarships, and participated in the Miss America Pageant that year in Atlantic City. Howe received her 1965 B.A. cum laude in English Literature from the University of Colorado. In 1966, Howe was awarded the Stanley Baubaire Scholarship for her Master's Degree work at Stanford University, Palo Alto, California. She received her Masters Degree in Communication from Stanford University in 1968, where she produced a documentary film for the Stanford Medical Center and her Master's Thesis, "A Picture Calculus," at the Stanford Linear Accelerator.

[Morgus]

Its a Noory-Free Friday and 3-day weekend on c2c.
Noory last night said he was 'traveling' so John B. Wells fills in for him tonight.
And thankfully George Knapp is scheduled to return and host Sunday night...

[ziznak]

see look at her eyes man... she's trippin her BALLS off

[ItsOver]

Its a Noory-Free Friday and 3-day weekend on c2c.
Noory last night said he was 'traveling' so John B. Wells fills in for him tonight.
And thankfully George Knapp is scheduled to return and host Sunday night...

I'm no big Wells fan but ABN (Anybody But Noory).  Very glad to see Knapp back this Sunday.  I believe Noory must be boring folks at that expo in Columbus.  Not sure what the folks there did to deserve that fate.  Maybe the Buckeye fans can paint Noory maize and blue and send him back to Michigan.   

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I finally was compelled to find out just who in God's name sings that horrifying version of MacArthur Park (should a guy be singing that?  Donna Summer, you rocked) and it turns out to be Richard Harris.  I use to think he was cool.  Maybe I still do.

SCTV did a great spoof years ago of Richard Harris performing MacArthur Park.  Funny.  Watch and enjoy via Youtube:

MacArthur Park Richard Harris SCTV YouTube freecorder com

[Unquenchable Angst]

Mr.PotatoHead. You have reminded me how old I am. I was given one in the early 1950's when you had to supply your own potato.Bad news if it got into the toy box with the potato or what ever. Guess why the now package with a plastic potato. For a while mother used to give me  my apples and pears with the PH parts stuck on until the amusement wore off.  I had a family with a weird sense of humor. My grandmother taught me to read with the original Addam's Family cartoon books.

[Agent : Orange]

SCTV did a great spoof years ago of Richard Harris performing MacArthur Park.  Funny.  Watch and enjoy via Youtube:

Oh man. Rockin' Mel Slyrrup. SCTV was pure gold.

Incidentally, John Candy is one of the few actors I legitimately miss. The guy knew how to get the laughs and he constantly just had a natural aura of "funny" around him. A hilarious dude who was taken far before his time. 

[Falkie2013]

We've begged for sNoory to become engaged with his guests, and tonight we heard he's even more of a disaster when he does.  Obviously, with the guest in the studio, George couldn't Google and surf the net, watch Internet porn, or whatever he does when he drifts away.  Instead, he showed us what an asshat he can be with all that interrupting, talking over the guest, trying to show he knew everything. What a disaster.

And his story about his English teacher coming into the classroom crying after having seen Walter Cronkite report President Kennedy's death- I highly doubt that story.  His teacher would have been in the classroom, not off somewhere watching television.  At the time, televisions were not common in schools.  In my school, by about 10-minutes after the assassination, they were piping the radio news broadcast through the school intercom.  A large part of the delay was waiting for the old tube amplifiers to warm up.

Well, the JFK assasination almost killed me. I was at my military school in Southern Maryland and I was beneath a double line of cadets who were practicing tossing their M-1 rifles back and forth while one cadet walks under the rifles as it's being done.


So there I am in the middle when the news came over the pa speakers in the parade ground that Kennedy had been shot.


ALL of the cadets simultanously failed to catch their rifles and many of them crashed to the ground with me in the middle running like hell to not get clobbered by around 20 falling rifles.


Our school had marched in the JFK inaugural parade ( as did I as part of the band ) so we had a special place in our hearts for that President.


School was cancelled for the week, all our parents were called and we all gathered to watch Cronkite on the tv telling all about the shooting. He stayed on the air for hours and all of the networks were on the story for days without commercials.


As for Snoory and his Hoffa story, ever wonder if that's the REAL reason Hoffa disappeared ? To get as far away from Snoory as he could.

[b_dubb]

holy shit.  noory is in columbus, oh this weekend?! i should go just to confirm his smarminess and pungent cumin odor.

nahhh