George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SnapT]

George, if Gnoory is really you, give us some sort of sign on the air.  Like, make a reference to a TWILIGHT ZONE episode.  Then we'll know for sure.

P.S. I love you.

[SaucyRossy]

George did you skip basic science in school??? How did oil get in the oceans.

/facepalm

[Black Hole]

Dang! The heat is on. After this page its an official countdown and Happy New Year!

[bateman]

Well George, there are Mobil 1 bottles buried deep, deep down in the sediment. 10W 20 is further down than 5W 20. But I suspect they were ALL put there by ancient aliens.

[SaucyRossy]

Well George, there are Mobil 1 bottles buried deep, deep down in the sediment. 10W 20 is further down than 5W 20. But I suspect they were ALL put there by ancient aliens.

Hhaha but how was oil created or made

[crockasocks]

Dave: "All around the country, sink holes are popping up."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm very interested in the timing of this.  Mr. Noory, I do believe it is you.  I am not going to lose faith with the others here and retract any of my feelings about the program but I will say it has been easy to turn you into a caricature and go too far sometimes. 

I am sure you aren't here because you want to be part of this great George Noory Sucks site.  It's a strategic move.  But in a month, many of the posters will divert their interest to Dark Matter and the activity here will dissipate.  Art will have his audience and you'll have yours.  I guess I don't understand why you've chosen this time to reach out.

[SaucyRossy]

George, if Gnoory is really you, give us some sort of sign on the air.  Like, make a reference to a TWILIGHT ZONE episode.  Then we'll know for sure.

P.S. I love you.

Well he mentioned the twilight zone but that could happen in any show George does.

Open a line up to fracking horror stories and we will know its him.

[bateman]

I just choked on my drink when he made the Twilight Zone reference.

[SnapT]

Now we know for sure.  Welcome to BellGab, George!

[SaucyRossy]

I just choked on my drink when he made the Twilight Zone reference.

I just imagined Patrick Bateman spitting up a diet coke.

[Black Hole]

Dave: "All around the country, sink holes are popping up."

lolololololololololololololol sheer frickin' classic oxymoronism and George Noory

[bateman]

I just imagined Patrick Bateman spitting up a diet coke.

Bourbon & Coke, actually!

[TequilaMB]

It can't be Dave, isn't the show on? Shouldn't he be conducting a brilliant interview with some guest instead of reading/posting on forums right now?

Oh, right. Carry on.

[crockasocks]

Now we know for sure.  Welcome to BellGab, George!

He should come back on a long break.  Even if it's Tommy pretending to be him.  Still epic.

[Black Hole]

Bourbon & Coke, actually!

[Roy Hinkley]

Well he mentioned the twilight zone but that could happen in any show George does.

Open a line up to fracking horror stories and we will know its him.

I missed it!  How did he possibly tie TZ into fracking?

[Gnoory]

Regardless of whether you continue to listen to me or not.......those of you who have truly offered constructive criticism...I do appreciate it..anyone who cant grow and learn has a closed mind.

fracking openlines hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[SaucyRossy]

Regardless of whether you continue to listen to me or not.......those of you who have truly offered constructive criticism...I do appreciate it..anyone who cant grow and learn has a closed mind.

fracking openlines hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll pm you my criticisms. Appreciate your willingness to read them.

[Black Hole]

I just choked on my drink when he made the Twilight Zone reference.

Are u shitting me?  You are so funny I just don't know when to take you seriously.  Did that really happen?

[Gnoory]

Perfect

[crockasocks]

Are u shitting me?  You are so funny I just don't know when to take you seriously.  Did that really happen?

It happened, right on cue.

[Black Hole]

Regardless of whether you continue to listen to me or not.......those of you who have truly offered constructive criticism...I do appreciate it..anyone who cant grow and learn has a closed mind.

fracking openlines hmmmmmmmmmmmm

how the hell are you posting and hosting noory numbnuts, you can't possibly do two things at once.

[Gnoory]

hey blackhole...grow up...its called a commercial break

[SaucyRossy]

Perfect

And I mean fracking HORROR stories. Not just about fracking but about it personally effecting the caller.

Specifically being able to light your tap water on fire.

[Roy Hinkley]

"How Long Has this Been Going On" - is that another shout out from Dave for how long he's been on this thread?

[Dave Noorie]

Woot... 1k pages tomarroww.   Time to heet up sum pizza rollls...   

[Needle woman]

GNoory......fracking open lines....go for it!!!   Spontaneity would be fun!  Lets hear what people have to say, because, honestly this isn't a very interesting topic for this time of night.  No offense meant, just that we late birds enjoy different topics than those which may be heard all day long.

[bateman]

I'll pm you my criticisms. Appreciate your willingness to read them.

Please do it in the form of an Eye Pad comic.

[SaucyRossy]

Woot... 1k pages tomarroww.   Time to heet up sum pizza rollls...

Haha too bad you can't make some delicious snacks from George's late night snack cook book.....