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Joe Biden 2020

Started by maren, September 11, 2015, 11:27:32 AM



albrecht

Quote from: paladin1991 on November 15, 2020, 02:47:29 PM

https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs
It is strange how Biden family and career and antics seem to be so closely linked to an 80's band. Little Girls, Dead Man's Party, Weird Science, and even more....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg
I wonder if Danny Elfman will also do the soundtrack the Biden/Camel administration?

Gyoza Girl

It looks like there will be a number of pets in the Biden White House. The first couple, who already have two German Shepherds named Champ and Major, also may be getting a cat.

This is great news, because pets humanize people and workplaces. That wouldn't have worked for the Trump White House, though. Humanizing Trump would take an entire zoo.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 29, 2020, 12:51:36 PM
It looks like there will be a number of pets in the Biden White House. The first couple, who already have two German Shepherds named Champ and Major, also may be getting a cat.

This is great news, because pets humanize people and workplaces. That wouldn't have worked for the Trump White House, though. Humanizing Trump would take an entire zoo.

Hopefully, that stops him from sniffing and groping little girls in the white house. Probably not though.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 29, 2020, 12:51:36 PM
It looks like there will be a number of pets in the Biden White House. The first couple, who already have two German Shepherds named Champ and Major, also may be getting a cat.

This is great news, because pets humanize people and workplaces. That wouldn't have worked for the Trump White House, though. Humanizing Trump would take an entire zoo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oi3dGJfGtY

DanTSX

Quote from: albrecht on November 17, 2020, 06:42:11 PM
It is strange how Biden family and career and antics seem to be so closely linked to an 80's band. Little Girls, Dead Man's Party, Weird Science, and even more....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg
I wonder if Danny Elfman will also do the soundtrack the Biden/Camel administration?

Elfberg is redpilled to our level

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 29, 2020, 01:29:21 PM
Hopefully, that stops him from sniffing and groping little girls in the white house. Probably not though.

I'll bet Trump didn't stop barging in on undressed Miss Teen USA contestants until their Dads threatened to kick his rear end!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 29, 2020, 04:38:25 PM
I'll bet Trump didn't stop barging in on undressed Miss Teen USA contestants until their Dads threatened to kick his rear end!

In the white house?!

albrecht

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 29, 2020, 12:51:36 PM
It looks like there will be a number of pets in the Biden White House. The first couple, who already have two German Shepherds named Champ and Major, also may be getting a cat.

This is great news, because pets humanize people and workplaces. That wouldn't have worked for the Trump White House, though. Humanizing Trump would take an entire zoo.
In some kind of coincidence: Biden rushed to one of his doctors because he injured himself while playing with his dogs. Maybe Dave Norway is right and there are no coincidences and maybe pets are evil?

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Biden-twists-ankle-while-playing-with-dog-to-see-15761613.php

https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2020-11-29/biden-twists-ankle-while-playing-with-dog-to-see-a-doctor


ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on November 29, 2020, 05:35:35 PM
In some kind of coincidence: Biden rushed to one of his doctors because he injured himself while playing with his dogs. Maybe Dave Norway is right and there are no coincidences and maybe pets are evil?

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Biden-twists-ankle-while-playing-with-dog-to-see-15761613.php

https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2020-11-29/biden-twists-ankle-while-playing-with-dog-to-see-a-doctor
Not to worry, more cutting, in depth journalism from The Daily Beast.  LOL.

Joe Biden’s Dogs Have Told This Pet Psychic a Lot About Their Beloved Master, and His Future

“Pet psychic Beth Lee-Crowther says Joe Biden’s dogs, Major and Champ, told her they are excited to live in the White House. They also say their master will be “a great president.”



https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-bidens-dogs-have-told-this-pet-psychic-a-lot-about-their-beloved-master-and-his-future

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on November 29, 2020, 06:37:22 PM
Not to worry, more cutting, in depth journalism from The Daily Beast.  LOL.

Joe Biden’s Dogs Have Told This Pet Psychic a Lot About Their Beloved Master, and His Future

“Pet psychic Beth Lee-Crowther says Joe Biden’s dogs, Major and Champ, told her they are excited to live in the White House. They also say their master will be “a great president.”



https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-bidens-dogs-have-told-this-pet-psychic-a-lot-about-their-beloved-master-and-his-future
She used the word "master." Cancel her, shame her, and break whatever business or contract she has. No more books at Amazon, no Facebook, no Twitter, BLM smash her windows, and so on.

ps: has she been on C2C? She might be good with Lee Cigar.  ;D


Ciardelo

Quote from: albrecht on November 29, 2020, 06:44:49 PM
She used the word "master." Cancel her, shame her, and break whatever business or contract she has. No more books at Amazon, no Facebook, no Twitter, BLM smash her windows, and so on.

ps: has she been on C2C? She might be good with Lee Cigar.  ;D


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on November 29, 2020, 06:44:49 PM
She used the word "master." Cancel her, shame her, and break whatever business or contract she has. No more books at Amazon, no Facebook, no Twitter, BLM smash her windows, and so on.

I wholeheartedly agree!

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on November 29, 2020, 06:44:49 PM
She used the word "master." Cancel her, shame her, and break whatever business or contract she has. No more books at Amazon, no Facebook, no Twitter, BLM smash her windows, and so on.

ps: has she been on C2C? She might be good with Lee Cigar.  ;D
She sounds like just another Dave Norway woman of woo. Oh, joy.  ;D

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on November 29, 2020, 07:02:13 PM
She sounds like just another Dave Norway woman of woo. Oh, joy.  ;D
Maybe she was just shooting to get a highly paid WH position?  I hope her hair smells good and she has some daughters, younger the better. If she was a member of the Obama administration or a leftist think tank she would be a shoe-in for a job there under the Kamala, sorry, Joe's Presidency.

https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-politics-07688c9660af983116827225e0b3c5fb

Imagine the press if Trump, or Bill, announced "I'm only going to have women!" The jokes, the recriminations by the media, the claims of sexism, or rape and exploitation.

I wonder if Biden's boot is made-in-China? I recall Billary also was fitted out with a "boot," in addition to all the other medical treatments.

https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-f3d0203ab30e3b77adef57d5a450afc7




ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on November 29, 2020, 07:58:02 PM
Maybe she was just shooting to get a highly paid WH position?  I hope her hair smells good and she has some daughters, younger the better. If she was a member of the Obama administration or a leftist think tank she would be a shoe-in for a job there under the Kamala, sorry, Joe's Presidency.

https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-politics-07688c9660af983116827225e0b3c5fb

Imagine the press if Trump, or Bill, announced "I'm only going to have women!" The jokes, the recriminations by the media, the claims of sexism, or rape and exploitation.

I wonder if Biden's boot is made-in-China? I recall Billary also was fitted out with a "boot," in addition to all the other medical treatments.

https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-f3d0203ab30e3b77adef57d5a450afc7
The Special Under Secretary of Pet Communication and Prophecy.  A choice spot, available at all times for national security and hair sniffing.



albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on November 29, 2020, 08:13:50 PM
The Special Under Secretary of Pet Communication and Prophecy.  A choice spot, available at all times for national security and hair sniffing.


C2C guest verified on her. Williamson (sic) should get the job at NOAA, at minimum. Maybe some kind of "Weather Czar?"


pate

Quote from: albrecht on November 29, 2020, 05:35:35 PM
In some kind of coincidence: Biden rushed to one of his doctors because he injured himself while playing with his dogs. Maybe Dave Norway is right and there are no coincidences and maybe pets are evil?

...

You know, the Traitor Hanz Too bit me on the leg the other day when he and Mongo Lloyd got into an "argument" over a dirty bowl I put down for them to enjoy.  I thought he had broken my leg, it hurt like a son of a bitch.  Was surprised I wasn't bleeding, I guess I am just that tough.  /flex/

Nautical Shore

-p

pate

Quote from: ItsOver on November 29, 2020, 06:37:22 PM
Not to worry, more cutting, in depth journalism from The Daily Beast.  LOL.

Joe Biden’s Dogs Have Told This Pet Psychic a Lot About Their Beloved Master, and His Future

“Pet psychic Beth Lee-Crowther says Joe Biden’s dogs, Major and Champ, told her they are excited to live in the White House. They also say their master will be “a great president.”



https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-bidens-dogs-have-told-this-pet-psychic-a-lot-about-their-beloved-master-and-his-future

Now C'mon, Man!  The alleged future President-elect has actually paid real monies to a "pet psychic"?

I demand a recount, this is unacceptable.

Only Ronaldous Maximus is allowed to consult astrologers and such about National Defense Shit That Needs Fixin'.  I believe Ronaldous only did thus to placate the First Lady, and is therefore allowable.



pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 29, 2020, 04:42:42 PM
In the white house?!

Probably not in the White House. He owned the Miss Universe and Miss Teen USA pageants before becoming president. Also, what I said about teen contestants' Dads being irate at Trump was completely made up, just like Trump's claims about massive voter fraud.

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: albrecht on November 29, 2020, 05:35:35 PM
In some kind of coincidence: Biden rushed to one of his doctors because he injured himself while playing with his dogs. Maybe Dave Norway is right and there are no coincidences and maybe pets are evil?

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Biden-twists-ankle-while-playing-with-dog-to-see-15761613.php

https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2020-11-29/biden-twists-ankle-while-playing-with-dog-to-see-a-doctor

Yep, it's a shame Joe got hurt playing with his dog. I still say pets have a humanizing effect. What is more human than having fun playing with your pet?

Also, pets are nonpartisan, so a Democrat can like both (41 and 43) President Bush's dogs Millie, Barney and Miss Beazley, as much as a Republican can like the Obamas' dogs Bo and Sunny.

Jackstar

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 30, 2020, 12:24:28 PM
What is more human than having fun playing with your pet?

Throwing Communists & pædovores out of helicopters.

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2020, 12:26:48 PM
Throwing Communists & pædovores out of helicopters.

You sound like you need a pet.

Jackstar

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 30, 2020, 12:34:11 PM
You sound like you need a pet.

There aren't enough helicopters.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2020, 12:39:03 PM
There aren't enough helicopters.

ZING

You know, Jack. Once yer off the juice you can be pretty funny!  ;)

aldousburbank

He must have kicked the poor dog pretty hard.


Gd5150

Bound to happen when you’re constantly grabbing your ankles for China.


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