The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[chefist]

Darn it!  I forgot, and made my cookies one night too soon! 

I can't wait to watch the cookie vid...SnlPrincess (my daughter) and I love to make cookies!

[akwilly]

Isn't that the going church tithe rate ? Hey Falkie, now there's an idea. Become an ordained minister and start a church. It's cheap, the religion can be anything you want (grifting maybe ? ), and you can apply for non-profit tax-exempt status. Hell all you have to do is hold services once a week. Have the Kitties as the congregation. You could call it the Church of Falkanology. 

hey Falkie, I hope you take that advice.

[Big Chicken]

Broadcast your sermons on youtube.

The Big Chicken has toyed with the idea of imploring The Master to call into Pastor Butch's radio program.
Butch is known as "The Hillbilly Preacher that Walks like a Tank but Talks like a Machine Gun [rat-a-tat-tat]".

I understand The Master's Jewish ancestry but I think if anyone could get The Master back on the straight and narrow it would be Butch Paugh. 

Big Chicken's outreach to The Master is still in an embryonic form over on YouTube and of course is delayed by the lack of posted videos recently and The Master's habit of deleting comments willy nilly at random.   

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

I wonder if a(nother) phone call was made to the Food Maxx manager describing the Off-Brand Chicken Incidentâ,,¢. Surely George should be compensated for his suffering.

Plus he has to hire someone to clean up the mess. (We all know he won't do it.)

[Yorkshire pud]

Brotha and sistas! Thank ya'll for coming! Welcome to the Church of Falkietology!

*dramatic organ music*

We are gathered here today to celebrate ... and possibly masterbate the evil vanderhoVen away! Be gone! Be gone, I say!

Nothing less..


https://youtu.be/DKejfYzB3ak

[Lilith]

I can't wait to watch the cookie vid...SnlPrincess (my daughter) and I love to make cookies!

Aww, You know, I didn't think of it, never gave it a thought. But I'll try to remember to try to figure out how to make a video in the kitchen, next time I bake some

I have a VERY small kitchen. 

[Dateline]

Falkantolgy has been practiced, praised, and damned for the last 2,122 pages.  Praise Falkie!

[starrmtn001]

Isn't that the going church tithe rate ? Hey Falkie, now there's an idea. Become an ordained minister and start a church. It's cheap, the religion can be anything you want (grifting maybe ? ), and you can apply for non-profit tax-exempt status. Hell all you have to do is hold services once a week. Have the Kitties as the congregation. You could call it the Church of Falkanology. 

Oh man, Logan, now see what ya started?

[Lilith]

The Big Chicken has toyed with the idea of imploring The Master to call into Pastor Butch's radio program.
Butch is known as "The Hillbilly Preacher that Walks like a Tank but Talks like a Machine Gun [rat-a-tat-tat]".

I understand The Master's Jewish ancestry but I think if anyone could get The Master back on the straight and narrow it would be Butch Paugh. 

Big Chicken's outreach to The Master is still in an embryonic form over on YouTube and of course is delayed by the lack of posted videos recently and The Master's habit of deleting comments willy nilly at random.

I'll cast some spells in the tradition of H. Wade, for your success Big Chicken!

[chefist]

Aww, You know, I didn't think of it, never gave it a thought. But I'll try to remember to try to figure out how to make a video in the kitchen, next time I bake some

I have a VERY small kitchen. 

So do I...most chefs love a small kitchen at home...easier to reach everything.

[Richard Groyper]

Falkantolgy has been practiced, praised, and damned for the last 2,122 pages.  Praise Falkie!

Brotha Dateline, would you do us all the honor of becoming the first Falkietology Deacon? Praise be to Falkie!

[Big Chicken]

I'll cast some spells in the tradition of H. Wade, for your success Big Chicken!

It is appreciated.   The Big Chicken has decided that a slow, indirect approach is best in an attempt to get Mr. Senda to clean up his act.
He needs to be squeaky clean - as I am.

[Richard Groyper]

Nothing less..


https://youtu.be/DKejfYzB3ak

I almost passed out from the holy music entering my body. But then I passed gas. So I'm fully awake and filled with joy! Praise butter!

[Lilith]

So do I...most chefs love a small kitchen at home...easier to reach everything.

...and much easier to clean!

[starrmtn001]

Brotha Dateline, would you do us all the honor of becoming the first Falkietology Deacon? Praise be to Falkie!

Charlatans!  Heresy, I say!

PRAISE MV and only MV!!!

Heh, heh.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Confirmed...the Dark Web has triple and quadruple blinds in place...I have no idea who the source is.

You can't even find the information unless you are running a containerized Operating System on a fully encrypted disk with a steganographic file system. The Closed-Shell nodes won't even let you connect if those, and other requirements aren't met.

[Lilith]

It is appreciated.   The Big Chicken has decided that a slow, indirect approach is best in an attempt to get Mr. Senda to clean up his act.
He needs to be squeaky clean - as I am.

My pleasure!  Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help!

[Dateline]

Brotha Dateline, would you do us all the honor of becoming the first Falkietology Deacon? Praise be to Falkie!

I like that Brotha Deacon Dateline.  That is like Deacon Ian Punnett.  What be the duties of a deacon in Falkietology?  This something that needs to be explored as we spread the word and gospel of Falkietology. 

I know that he creates miracles.  He can make the seas part by farting in his toliet or bathtub, if he doesn't get stuck, and have to call the emergeny management agency of Saint Martinez.

[Happier Times are Coming]

the Senda family tradition is to
pay one's gas expense incurred (traveling to Casa Senda)
offering accommodation while visiting (share sofa bed)
offering lavish home cooked meals (''tis the season for Falkie's home made CHICKEN SOUP)
without saying bathroom needs will provided (toilet, bath and sink that Falkie uses)
WHAT ABOUT ARRANGING A ROAD TRIP TO CASA SENDA AND ENJOY A FEW DAYS OF GEORGE'S HOSPITALITY.....

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Oh dear, Logan, maybe you shouldn't give him any new ideas.

(No worries - I think he's too lazy to follow through.    )

[starrmtn001]

You can't even find the information unless you are running a containerized Operating System on a fully encrypted disk with a steganographic file system. The Closed-Shell nodes won't even let you connect if those, and other requirements aren't met.

Yeah, Chefist.  It's not like it's rocket science.

Wait a minute.  Yes it is.

[Yorkshire pud]

You can't even find the information unless you are running a containerized Operating System on a fully encrypted disk with a steganographic file system. The Closed-Shell nodes won't even let you connect if those, and other requirements aren't met.

I have no idea what any of that means, but it sounds a suitable topic for Sendaporn.

[starrmtn001]

(No worries - I think he's too lazy to follow through.    )

Excellent point.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Too late. Already filed the federal paperwork.

SHIT...  Felchie may be too lazy, but rekcuf isn't.
Fucker !

   

[Richard Groyper]

I like that Brotha Deacon Dateline.  That is like Deacon Ian Punnett.  What be the duties of a deacon in Falkietology?  This something that needs to be explored as we spread the word and gospel of Falkietology. 

I know that he creates miracles.  He can make the seas part by farting in his toliet or bathtub, if he doesn't get stuck, and have to call the emergeny management agency of Saint Martinez.

Indeed, my brotha! Let us muster as many rascal scooters as we can get our hands on! Then we RIDE!

[starrmtn001]

SHIT...  Felchie may be too lazy, but rekcuf isn't.
Fucker !

   

OMG.  I never thought of that!

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

I'd watch those.

Actually, Falkie would probably be pretty good at it. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Dark Web Bleeds George's Blood

Gerry,

... As for rage, you have only seen a portion of what my rage is like.

... No more bs.

Take care...

I can't help but think that if Falkie hadn't been such an oaf when inboxing SWT, we wouldn't have reached this sad state.

Whatever he did, it was probably just guys being guys, and FiFi took it the wrong way.  MV told us she gave him the car and money as a personal thank you for removing those disgusting posts about her on another thread - so nothing even to do with Falkie - it's sad he took it so personally, then reacted out of frustration and anger.

FiFi seems like such a gentle person, always looking for the best in people.  At this point I wonder if it's still possible for Falkie to salvage the relationship.  If only he had the chance to explain himself, and perhaps apologize profusely. 

[Richard Groyper]

SHIT...  Felchie may be too lazy, but rekcuf isn't.
Fucker !

   

[Big Chicken]

My pleasure!  Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help!

Will do Brig.  Will do.   The man is beyond paranoid and perhaps rightly so at this point but he clearly needs help.